hi, can anyone tell me why I just rinsed off my yogurt? not my yogurt container! my yogurt. like there was a spot of something on my yogurt & I was like “hmm better hit this with some faucet water under full pressure”

consensually bringing my own actual human body to shop at trader joe’s the day before a blizzard just to feel something

we’ve reached the point of winter break malaise wherein i start lifting henry’s lip & blowing on his teeth so his mouth does this when i let go

Carina's the BEST! They made SEA LEGS look amazing!!

sea legs is jojo, overboard is one piece. conspiracy confirmed. canon.

been neck deep in scriptwriting for the sea legs sequel; went on google maps to see if i could find the hotel in venezuela that my folks & i lived in for a few months. i did, hotel savoia is actually still around, which, wild. however, there’s something extremely important happening south of it??

BBC is actually short for BarBeCue

pete’s never seen A Muppet Christmas Carol. i have a storied, raw set of christmas memories surrounding this film (on VHS, complexities around which once earned me huge childhood disgrace with my family); i talked him into watching. right around when rizzo smooches gonzo he said “this shit rules.”

no one’s more demonstrably aware that you choose kindness every day than your sometimes-unruly rescue dog.

the quote “we have nothing to fear but fear itself” has always been really confusing to me. like yeah dude, fear is pretty scary! people don’t love it! it’s actually like a whole thing

that very special moment in every girl’s life where you can’t find the pill you put in your pocket earlier because there are too many potato chip crumbs in there

i read a review of Hamnet that described it as “mumblecore shakespeare” & while i believe this was intended in a derogatory way, i am now extremely listening

pete grew a tiny little beard & it has me spooked like an actual literal baby. i’m now routinely spotting him coming out of the kitchen or something & experiencing a brief WHO IS THIS MAN IN MY HOUSE moment of panic in my little failing lizard brain.

that’s us!!!!

to be clear, a lot of times it really IS just what my face does, but i also feel like, by establishing this precedent, i’ve recently gotten away with a significant number of very visible & inconvenient emotions by saying “that’s just what my face does”

mantra: when i make my own soup i can do whatever i want

having a very emotional morning because the nice man who picked up the phone at the grocery store is personally checking their refrigerator for me to see if they have halloumi

completely bananas how many people will try to correct me when i call their dog “puppy.” like “oh no no, he’s seven.” okay? and??

scream-sneezing in the workplace is an underrated way to establish dominance

the feminine urge to consume caffeine until you feel better about things & then doggedly continue consuming caffeine until you feel horrible again

super amped for this upcoming event at what is almost definitely THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LIBRARY IN THE WORLD(!), the blackstone memorial library in branford, CT!

proud as heck to be on this list. authors: a link to sign is in the thread!

[CatDog voice] dapsone

[“Cat Scratch Fever” voice] corn starch slurry

[playstation voice] john cheever

hey party people, i’m gonna be a featured author at the Gold Coast Book fair in long island this weekend!! i get to take the ferry & your girl is AMPED.

ahoy summer reading!! ✨💕⚓️

SEA LEGS by @julesbakes.bsky.social; illus. by @nikismithcomics.bsky.social (Graphix/Scholastic) www.hbook.com/story/2025-s... #SummerReading #HBFamilyReading #FamilyReading #kidlit #Intermediate #MiddleGrade

I stitched hoop art of Janey from Sea Legs (get the cutest silliest most heart wrenching graphic novel now) for @julesbakes.bsky.social based on a panel drawn by @nikismithcomics.bsky.social. And then I stuck gold leaf on it, because Janey is age-appropriately narcissistic.

Stay in during April showers with these poignant and contemplative middle grade books. @littlebrownyr.bsky.social @zoepersico.bsky.social @julesbakes.bsky.social @nikismithcomics.bsky.social @koneill.bsky.social www.bookpage.com/?p=213760 #ch#childrensbooks #novels #bookpage #trending

This week's NIF interview roundup includes BENNIZONE (@bennizone.net), Niki Smith (@nikismithcomics.bsky.social), Jamila Rowser (@jamilarowser.bsky.social), and Amanda J Ellis (@amandajealous.bsky.social)! Find all of them at cartoonist.coop/journal/ Individual links below ⬇️ #NIF2025

i’m built different. incorrectly

for a lapsed catholic i'm actually a BIG big fan of easter, because if there's one thing i absolutely get it's being like "welp time to die" on friday & going straight into your death cave & refusing to come out or talk to anybody until sunday

i know there's that "dictionary of international melancholy" full of vocab like "saudade" & "mono no aware", but I don't think any of those words quite encapsulate what you feel when you click on a very old friend's fb profile for the first time in years on some impulse & see the word "remembering"

just remembered, by way of like a full montage, the extremely long Sea Legs-centric dream i had last night wherein i thumbed through a copy at the bookstore & discovered, to my horror, a very long film-noir dialogue i didn't remember writing, which was packed to the max with the worst swear words

Sea Legs is a fictionalized memoir which means if it's Janey's birthday, IT'S @julesbakes.bsky.social 's BIRTHDAY !!!

love to wake up to a text from my dad that just says "it's your birthday," mentions my age, & concludes "yikes."

the legend himself found Sea Legs on the shelf at the B&N in his florida hometown #GERRYBAKES

Omg just like Sea Legs @nikismithcomics.bsky.social @julesbakes.bsky.social

oskie is experiencing feelings. but WHICH

i desire a kimchi bagel. like a bagel made with kimchi in the dough. is this a thing that is done? i wish for it

bad news is that this 12-odd hour ice storm power outage continues to suck; good news is that after all my business trips this summer i do have in my possession a very seriously honed & elite sleep disaster collection featuring fully charged portable white noise machine made for like, literal babies

the kindest person in the room is very, very often the smartest.

feel lately like my head is a tile puzzle & i'm all thumbs. shifting jaw to ear to shoulders. choosing my sacrifices. leaving everything else gibberish just to get the eye where the eye goes. i'm bad at tile puzzles.

the free bookstore & community space that i help run was subject to targeted harassment by a group of neo-nazis over the weekend. my friends & i have been kind of battered by police followup, news media & public commentary ever since (seriously, christ, don't EVER read the comments). i'm real tired.

Sea Legs by @nikismithcomics.bsky.social & @julesbakes.bsky.social is out! And I wanted to share some alt title treatments. :) This is one of those that just came together really naturally, so I actually don't have a TON of iterations. Check the alt text for my thoughts about each one tho. ⛵

apparently Sea Legs is amazon's #1 new release in "Children's Central & South America Books" which is very interesting because it takes place in, uh, neither of those places

SEA LEGS! By @julesbakes.bsky.social and me!! Scholastic Graphix! Super awesome agent @comicsispeople.bsky.social! Dreamy amazing editor @yourfriendmaya.bsky.social! Incredible visionary designer @shecallsmecdawg.bsky.social! I love this team & I'm so excited to have a new book out in the world. 💙⛵

time to admit i was lowkey fully expecting to die before tomorrow, the date upon which i become a formally published author, because storytelling conceits tell me it makes a hell of a lot more narrative sense if i did

when you're alone in the house & you remember that you bought yourself a Nice Baguette yesterday & you creep over to the kitchen to cut yourself une petit piece while whispering stuff like "frawnsch" & "may wee" to yourself