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eating mashed potatoes at 3:30am

okay? yay

i'm daniel's spare human but while my husband is asleep, i get many daniel cuddles & she jumps on my chest 😎😇🎉🫡🤗🥰

incredible things are happening over on tiktok

little tiny sun-kissed honey solid perfume yeyeyeyey

it's raining!!! it's raining and i'm eating soup!!!

three years 💜💜💜

loch ness abby

his name is giovanni wumbo

Every single comp sci engineer reinvents insurance fraud at least once in their lifetime

my son!!!

say hello to my mom's dog linus!!!

thank you facebook memories. we are married now but he sadly still has no face. just a balloon

ha ha ha get me out of here ha ha ha

....pfffft

...oh my god

mlem

It's fall!! Everyone knows that means it's time once again to post the Charlie Brown football poem, if I'm being completely honest...

the daniel (queen princess of stinkburgington) is having a very nice, cuddly morning

just needed to tell u this

WAITER: Drinks for the table? ME: I'll have a Diet Coke WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products ME:

i pranked her so good ehhehehhe she didn't even know i did bunny ears eheheeh

i'm sorry i'm so sorry but i am friends with the google weather froggie

😝

just needed to tell u this

the daniel (queen princess of stinkburgington) is having a very nice, cuddly morning

my dad's birthday was yesterday!!! boston is very far away from alabama!! i miss him a lot!!!

ghost handprints on a truck in front of us wowowowowowowwwweee

abernathy is going wild for some macaroni & cheezzzzz!! note the tiny dot of cheese on her nose in the last pic

I just don't understand how its not everyone's moral imperative to do everything they can to make sure no one within thier reach is suffering. I do not understand. I am so upset that this isnt our baseline. I will never fucking understand.

remember that old episode of Twilight Zone where the couple are told that if they press this button they'll get $200k but a stranger will die? well the senate democratic caucus is mashing that button over & over just to avoid the possibility that their holiday season flights might get delayed

the colleagues are fucking right then, aren't they?

If the UK had surrendered halfway through the Blitz, many lives would have indeed been saved. But many more would have been lost under Nazi occupation AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T SURRENDER TO FASCISTS! Nothing about this deal tonight seems like a negotiated peace of any sort. Just a capitulation.

what should i be unhinged about on here first

new poem draft i refuse to tweet just dropped. very spicy

i'm gonna do it. i'm gonna reveal on bluesky that i was an adult when i learned "filet mignon" wasn't the name of a fish. is that a crime

listen (i love to post) i (i love to post) am (i love to post) not (i love to post) enjoying (i love to post) my (i love to post) posts (i love to post) any (i love to post) more (i love to post) than (i love to post) you (i love to post) are (i love to post) and (i love to post) yet (i love to

how do i tell my husband i nonsexually want a bigger air conditioned version of this for him to push me around the neighborhood in. sometimes i need a little mental health walk but sometimes i don't wanna. this solves that. he's required by law to do this for me

if that ain't me

omg i hate when this happens

my husband is so good at games and i am so good at photoshop

i'm having the time of my life

eating dry cheerios with my hands like a toddler

remember when my now-husband and i were dating and lived 1.5hrs apart, i sent him little squid game cards with little squid games related love poems on them

a year ago these babies were three weeks old!!!

Ahhhhh!!