There's a freaking Cheeto™️ in the White House

The sequel to one of my favorite comics of last year is out tomorrow. High and low art clash into something beautiful with ROMEO & JULIET AND GODZILLA # 1

Nominative determinism strikes (out) again

Apropos of nothing at all

Today's sombreros (April 5): Golden Sombrero Ian Happ (CHC) — 4 K Luke Raley (SEA) — 4 K Samuel Basallo (BAL) — 4 K

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Perhaps you have heard of the "five-star three-star movie" (I believe coined by Corey Atad), films that a perfect middlebrow entertainment. Common examples include TWISTER, TREMORS, and CON AIR. I want to sketch out the rest of the five-star spectrum.

What are they?

I'm not sure

I'm not sure

Can't think of any

This has been a hyperfixation of mine for years so let me tell you, the "aliens are demons" thing is tied to so many fringe conservative conspiracies that you might not even know.

Doing a food reaction video where I performatively criticize space lasagna for not being authentic enough to the way they make it in Italy

🎡 🎷 🌟 PLATINUM SOMBRERO Matt Wallner (MIN) has achieved the season's first platinum sombrero. It's the 14th sombrero of the season and his first in 2026. #MNTwins

How are we feeling about Imai's start today, Astros fam? Not a pitcher-friendly park, so I'm a little worried.

Sins Past and One More Day are good comics. Strazynski is arguably in the Top 3 of ASM writers. Most of the people who hate those stories haven't actually read them and are responding to out of context moments and Brand New Day continuation, which is actually when Spider-Man fell off.

As long as I can remember, I wanted to be physically pulled in two directions like Mister Incredible in the scene where the Omnidroid pops his back

🎸 GOLDEN SOMBRERO Kazuma Okamoto (TOR) has recorded the season's 13th golden sombrero and his first in 2026. #BlueJays50

Funko Pops were dominant for 10 years. The reign of Labubu was 10 months. Soon we'll have a 10 day toy market.

they scorn me for an "email job". they mock my RSI injuries from using the keyboard. they dismiss my slide decks as frivolous. but when i finally unveil my triumphant 600 slide powerpoint that operates on the same principles as the euthanasia coaster, we'll see who has the last laugh

Bold take here but I just read volume 1 of Frank Miller's SIN CITY (A Hard Goodbye, the Marv story) and it is incredible

Bulbasaur gotta be the most overrated Pokemon. If it came out in a later generation no one would be saying Bulbasaur was their favorite.

Come for my opinion on Sakamoto Days despite having read no chapters before the most recent, stay for the reveal of my goofy hat

I just remembered that they did a whole Veggietales episode that was primarily "women be shopping"

Come for my opinion on Sakamoto Days despite having read no chapters before the most recent, stay for the reveal of my goofy hat

I read through every new chapter of Weekly Shonen Jump, without context, to see what it was like. Answer: Often confusing, unsurprisingly, but always cool.

🎷 GOLDEN SOMBRERO Roman Anthony (BOS) has recorded the season's 12th golden sombrero and his first in 2026. #DirtyWater

Eating my cheetos with chopsticks, like a civilized person, so I don't get dust on my work keyboard.

Do we need more things by and about Kevin Smith? I don't think so, but comics publishers disagree. http://spikestonehan...

There's just something right about double plays that start Correa to Altuve.

I maintain a list of every time a movie says this, so you can trust me when I say one of the funniest is when Tom Hanks says, "I guess you could say our real mission was...Saving Private Ryan."

I'm dying, Gary Doonesbury is literally calling for a color revolution in the US

"You can't make this stuff up!" - guy who just lied

Hot take: graphic novels are not inferior to prose novels (in fact, in some ways they are superior) but they are meaningfully distinct and the impulse to say "it counts as reading" flattens the uniqueness of both artforms. I'm feeling extra spicy today, so I'll say the same is true of audiobooks.

@fox.computer can i make a sombrero watch suggestion? i'd love if you could add a team score for the sombrero cup

🎉 GOLDEN SOMBRERO Josh Lowe (LAA) has put up the season's ninth golden sombrero and his first in 2026. #RepTheHalo

The vibes karaoke last night were wild. The DJ sang the song Ed Sheeran did for The Hobbit and people knew the words. One guy sang Radiohead Weird Fishes. Shout out to Nurse Ross, a balding man in a leather jacket, who said "This song is for my wife" and sang She's Out of My Life

Umpire: CB Bucknor Final in 11: Red Sox 5, Reds 6 #DirtyWater // #ATOBTTR #BOSvsCIN // #CINvsBOS More stats for this ump 👇 https://umpscorecards.com/data/single-umpire/CB%20Bucknor

🎢 GOLDEN SOMBRERO TJ Friedl (CIN) has logged the season's eighth golden sombrero and his first in 2026. #ATOBTTR

🎊 GOLDEN SOMBRERO Kyle Schwarber (PHI) has claimed the season's seventh golden sombrero and his first in 2026. #RingTheBell

🥂 GOLDEN SOMBRERO Trevor Story (BOS) has bagged the season's sixth golden sombrero and his first in 2026. #DirtyWater

✨ GOLDEN SOMBRERO Nolan Arenado (ARI) has put up the season's fifth golden sombrero and his first in 2026. #Dbacks

🥳 GOLDEN SOMBRERO Kyle Manzardo (CLE) has registered the season's fourth golden sombrero and his first in 2026. #GuardsBall

💫 GOLDEN SOMBRERO Cal Raleigh (SEA) has garnered the season's third golden sombrero and his first in 2026. #TridentsUp

💫 GOLDEN SOMBRERO James Wood (WSN) has logged the season's 2nd golden sombrero and his 1st in 2026.

🎇 GOLDEN SOMBRERO Aaron Judge (NYY) has achieved the season's 1st golden sombrero and his 1st in 2026.

Missionary to the aliens is probably my dream job

@nsmckinnon.bsky.social I was going to DM this to you, but apparently Bluesky DMs don't yet allow the sending of images. It's from Latin: Story of a World Language by Jurgen Leonhardt.

Any serious Democratic candidate running in 2028 on an anti-Trump platform ought to call for a Constitutional Convention. Left orgs ought to be organizing around this demand. The US Constitution as it stands is not strong enough to prevent our current crisis in governance.