In case anyone is interested, this was Osula’s first goal for #NUFC. Pretty similar to his most recent.

The #nufc result doesn’t usually get to me, but tonight I’m reminding myself that it’s just a game, and that there are much worse things happening in the world right now.

"And we won 3-1 anyway." #nufc

Danny “six of one” Murphy. Get in the bin again #nufc

Danny “there wasn’t much in it” Murphy. Get in the bin #nufc

Noice

This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

I really wish I had any memory of being at this game! #nufc

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How does Caicedo ever get through 90mins without a red card?! #nufc

Blocked by the worst kind of grifter on insta. Constantly posting ghoulish shit and non-NUFC related stuff for clickbait. Worst kind of scumbags trying to profit off spreading shite. #nufc

Difficult watch this. Looks like we don’t have any idea at all how to break them down. #nufc

Thought we looked good first half but familiar story not capitalising on early chances. Ref was pretty awful. 9 mins extra time is pure corruption. And Ramsdale is the kind of keeper who launches himself into the air first and then thinks about where he should have positioned himself second. #nufc

My wife said we don’t have any room for any more crappy mugs, so I threw out some of her old Emma Bridgewater ones to make way for these beauties from @noscoredraws.com Can’t wait to show her!

At least Nick Pope is in good company. Neuer’s was somehow worse I reckon 😂 #nufc

I didn’t think we’d win tonight, but I hoped we wouldn’t fucken gift it to them. #nufc

At this rate Isak will get his first PL goal against #NUFC and I still think Wissa will score more this season. Both still on zero in the league 😂 One has 0 minutes the other 321.

Watching the highlights looks like Schar’s challenge on Foden should have been a penalty, but I still don’t really know what Donnarumma was carrying on about for the second #NUFC goal. Still think we deserved the win overall.

I’m starting to think it’s not the kit that’s the problem.

Apparently #nufc are wearing the third kit rather than the green monstrosity on Sunday. Could indeed be the turning point.

If #nufc lose with two Nick Popes in goal I’ll be gutted

Another #NUFC press conference, another round of the same old questions. “Is X one of the best footballers in the world?” What do they honestly expect Eddie to say?! I know what he’s going to say to every question. At least Louise from the Guardian mixes it up with something totally random 😂

Cancelled Spotify. Trying to make some small changes given the way a few billionaires and tech bros seem to want to steer us closer to self-destruction. www.business-humanrights.org/en/latest-ne...

The Spectator (owned by GBNews owner Paul Marshall - estimated wealth of £800 million) doesn’t like taxing wealth fairly. I wonder how they got to this editorial decision? Let’s tax wealth fairly, fund front line services & make hope normal again. join.greenparty.org.uk

Realistically where do you think you need to be in the #NUFC ticket resale queue to stand a chance? I’ll stick around if I’m less than 7000 assuming people are using multiple devices. Realise it depends on availability, but above a certain number it’s surely a waste of time.

Over 61000 in the queue for the Fulham resale. Mindblowing and well dodgy. *Closes laptop

What sports apps do people use for #NUFC and general footy updates and news? BBC sport app currently with no preview less than three hours before kick off. Would like to avoid the BBC anyway if possible.

Get that up you, yer racist prick.

Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him

Don’t know why I watched Isak’s welcome video on YouTube. Felt weird. Liverpool fans comments going crazy for him, but his answers to why he joined etc were vague and distant. I thought he was loyal to #NUFC and his teammates, but he’s completely self centred. Time to move on.

If you’re Fulham, at what point do you just walk off the pitch. It’s either corruption or the most unforgivable incompetence #VAR #NUFC

Do we think Bruno is coming back for preseason, or judging by his instagram, is he just a fisherman in Brazil now?! #nufc

Why though? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on. slate.com/technology/2...

Sam Fender was class last night. Loved seeing everyone just absolutely buzzing including this guy in the Coloccini shirt who must have sung every word and danced to every song! #nufc

Narrator: and that’s what they did. (I just wanted an excuse to do one of those ‘narrator’ posts #NUFC)

Just BBC Sport using a picture of Emil Krafth on a story about Sean Longstaff. Obviously been taking notes from the Chronicle.

@noscoredraws.com I’m about to explain this to the wife and kids. They’re going to love it, aren’t they?!

Tino left out of the England squad. Feel bad for him - seems like a quiet lad and Tuchel said he wants a team full of talkers. Hopefully he’ll be back in the future alongside Hall and the others #NUFC

Pardew on Talk Sport - a touch of class, worth a listen / watch on YouTube. #NUFC

We'll take a 2 goal lead.

#NUFC let’s fucking give it to them!

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Really hope I can come back on Sunday evening and repost one or more of these! #NUFC

The only thing controversial about Dan Burn’s inclusion in the England squad is that it didn’t happen 2 years ago #NUFC #BDB

What’s your random #NUFC prediction for the cup final that probably won’t happen, but that you’ll happily brag about if it does?! Mine is Nick Pope to make the winning save in a penalty shootout.

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Tried deactivating Twitter a couple of times now and just get an error message. Are they actively stopping people from deactivating or am I missing something? Haven’t tried on desktop yet.

When?

Watched all the #NUFC highlights and interviews twice. Time for bed but not before calling out Arsenal for having the worst away support by far I’ve witnessed this season. Could have easily forgot they were there. Got what they deserved - horrible club.