imagine being a little bacteria chilling in a petri dish

welcome to glue world enjoy you’re stay

I am a Bobblejee demon from the underworld.

inventing machines.

click the shoe

Make a good meal, like hoogle stoup or goobers. Enjoy some great stuff ok?

*turns into a fine powder*

i often think about little weird, little fucked up creatures. it brings me joy.

!!!

nintendo headquarters is holding a secret… there is a secret sequel to the original super mario bros for the NES. it is called Ultra Mario Bros. they say despite hardware limitations it looks like a triple A game made today. only Miyamoto himself knows where it is as every developer was executed.

look its meee ( drawn by @gungvoy.bsky.social )

fish at my doctors office

IM PLAYING SOME BULLSHIT!

whoaaaa bro wooooaaahhh

SUPA UGLY

ugly

i wish flubber was a real product

brain computer

listen to pilotredsun music

the amount of ai generated slop and slime everywhere makes me sad

wisdom

i’m feeling: slimy

badass fucking funny robots

wonderful day! i hope everyone is feeling super awesome!

i like cool birds

i sold my soul to YNOproject dot net

my real name is Fibby Fobalfolamble

i graduated high school now i can sit on my ass and do nothing

video games

COMM FOR @shoeconsumer.bsky.social

slop and slime

happy new year and happy birthday to me!

bucket of sludge

my monolith is whispering to me, do i follow its instructions?

RESKEET THIS OR HE WILL FIND YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN!!! one day a girl was looking at her computer when she found a strange file that said “smileyriley” the girl clicked it and this image popped up and she disappeared because she didn’t reskeet. If you rs you’ll get good luck 4ever!

no idea where i should place my amorphous solid

i'm a little teapot, short and stout! here is my handle *fart* did you hear something?

i’m never trusting a bouncy castle ever again

i love it here but nobody is funny… sigh…

What's up, PikaFuck? . Me Too

feeling extra malevolent tonight, might end a few lives early! #murderbsky #criminalbsky #onlyoldheadsremember

sometimes i feel as if glue isn't enough. #onlyoldheadsremember