Mr. Oldman
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I’m still old. I still think I’m funny. Did I mention old?
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For some reason this pinned post was deleted, so let’s just post it again, shall we? President Biden accomplished 12 years of work in one single term. No whining. No crying. No complaining. Just nose to the grindstone hard work.
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about 8 hours ago
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Cool! Betcha this time he not only aces his cognitive test, as always, but gets extra credit too!
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Trump Set to Visit Walter Reed Hospital for Third Health Checkup in 13 Months
President Donald Trump will see his doctors at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Tuesday, May 26, for his third scheduled health checkup in just over a year.
https://people.com/trump-set-to-visit-walter-reed-hospital-for-third-health-checkup-in-13-months-11983308
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Adam Rose
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A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣 CBS would hate it if you watch here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...
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I remember hearing about this urban myth years ago. Turns out it’s not so mythical after all.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
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FACT CHECK: Letter Exchange Between Law Firm and Cleveland Browns
A lawyer received a caustic response after complaining to the Cleveland Browns about fans' throwing paper airplanes during home games.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cleveland-browns-letters/
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Dave Braica
1 day ago
Kudos to the
#NAACP
for asking black athletes and their parents not to send their athletes to Red State universities. Now tell the NFL players union to do the same to the
#Superbowl
in Jim Crow state, Tennessee!
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“Most people don’t know it has a B.” Wow, he really really REALLY is dumb. With a B.
uk.news.yahoo.com/trump-reveal...
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Trump reveals the insult he hates most - and what he did to try and stop it
The 79-year-old president said he decided to take a cognitive test to silence critics
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/trump-reveals-insult-hates-most-181623680.html
2 days ago
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REN & STIMPY PT 2!! R&S’s backup account!!
10 days ago
The Wildest thing about gas prices going from 2.84 to 4.47 in 2 Months is that DONALD TRUMP IS MENTIONED IN THE EPSTEIN FILES OVER 38.000 TIMES.
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An absolutely disgusting display of disrespect.
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3 days ago
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Michelle
4 days ago
Reparations just aren’t feasible unless you’re a felon...
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Just when you thought Dumbalinni couldn’t suck any harder, he shows just how hard he blows. Epstein Epstein Epstein?
www.npr.org/2026/05/23/n...
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Trump administration to force foreigners in the U.S. to apply for a green card abroad
Foreigners in the U.S. who want a green card will need to leave and apply in their home country, the Trump administration announced Friday, in a surprise change to a longstanding policy.
https://www.npr.org/2026/05/23/nx-s1-5832399/trump-administration-green-card-abroad
3 days ago
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CaroleOntheGo🇨🇦
4 days ago
Every American should be disgusted by this.
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“Bill Winters said it wasn't about cost cutting but "replacing, in some cases, lower value, human capital, with the financial capital and the investment capital that we're putting in".
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Bank boss sorry after describing workers as 'lower value human capital'
The Standard Chartered boss said he values all colleagues and is committed to helping them cope with change.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c98rqld1j3yo
3 days ago
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Ain’t no creepy like republican creepy.
www.thedailybeast.com/home-wrecked...
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Home-Wrecked Wife Slams ‘Swinger’ MAGA Candidate Running on Family Values
The self-described “family man” has been accused of threatening women with whom he sexted.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/home-wrecked-wife-slams-swinger-trump-endorsed-candidate-mark-lamb/
4 days ago
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Poisonous bird? Nah, no such thing.
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Hooded pitohui - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooded_pitohui
5 days ago
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Just when you think you heard it all.
youtu.be/zxq60I5RSW8?...
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How Nuclear Flies Protect You from Flesh-Eating Parasites
YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell
https://youtu.be/zxq60I5RSW8?si=Bs72aGQThlCCJH4I
5 days ago
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I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve reposted this. It’s a very accurate portrayal of donnie diapers if you ask me.
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5 days ago
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𝙹𝚊𝚢 𝙵 𝙰𝚛𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚍
5 days ago
The guest lineup for Colbert’s final episode is being kept completely secret. I don’t know how I’m going to hold it together… But let’s give him ratings of a lifetime 💔
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Wrinkle Guard on your dryer is like a snooze button that hits itself. Oh, you’re busy watching Jeopardy? No problem. You’re just too tired to get off the recliner? Hang out! You’ll fold the laundry in the morning? Now hold on there!
5 days ago
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He was a total douchebag from way back when, and has gotten worse every single day.
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6 days ago
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Almost pulled a rib muscle laughing so hard! Our flag only has 11 stripes? 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAt...
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From the LeopardsAteMyFace community on Reddit: They feel.scammed?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/s/1xvFeDGMDz
6 days ago
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Well, in his defense, it ain’t easy. Their camouflage is pretty good ya know.
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7 days ago
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Just below recount level?
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7 days ago
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Wait, what? But that would mean…no. No way. It couldn’t be. Dear leader, heaven sent by the lard almighty, would never.
fortune.com/2026/05/18/t...
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While Trump insisted the Iran war would end ‘soon,’ an account in his name was 'Selling America' | Fortune
A brokerage account bearing the president's name made 3,642 trades in the first quarter of 2026—hedging against a war he publicly said was nearly won.
https://fortune.com/2026/05/18/trump-stock-trading-iran-war-conflict-of-interest-ethics/
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Space Force Cadet
8 days ago
I miss having a President of the United States.
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Fatboy knows Greenland will never ever ever be a part of our country. It’s just another in a very long line of trump/Epstein rape file distractions. Cuba, Maduro, Iran, RFK Jr., Noem and Bondi firings, greasing insurrectionist’s pockets, his lies, his grifts, etc.
apnews.com/article/gree...
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Greenland's prime minister tells Trump's envoy self-determination cannot be negotiated
Greenland's Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen says a meeting with U.S. President Donald Trump's special envoy to the Arctic, Jeff Landry, was positive but emphasized Greenland's commitment to self-...
https://apnews.com/article/greenland-us-landry-visit-nielsen-bbece2f899116788fe45525dcfe7d030
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www.silive.com/news/2026/05...
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New York is offering free air conditioners this summer: Here’s how to apply
Eligible residents can receive money for air conditioning units. What you need to know.
https://www.silive.com/news/2026/05/new-york-is-offering-free-air-conditioners-this-summer-heres-how-to-apply.html?utm_source=redditsocial&utm_campaign=redditor&utm_source=reddit.com
7 days ago
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4fuxake
8 days ago
In a sane world, we'd be discussing giving a million dollars to Jeffrey Epstein's victims and not to the traitors on January 6.
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I understand it’s not just republicans that molest children, but damn near every time I turn around it’s some preacher or pastor or republican politician looking to hurt children. Just like their dear leader.
www.denver7.com/news/local-n...
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Weld County GOP chair arrested in child‑sex sting operation
The Weld County GOP chair was one of two men arrested on suspicion of trying to buy sex from Larimer County Sheriff’s Office investigators who posed as minors, the sheriff's office said.
https://www.denver7.com/news/local-news/weld-county-republican-chair-resigns-after-arrest-in-child-predator-sting
8 days ago
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They’ll get the Target treatment for sure.
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And yet they treat his fat ass as an all you can worship buffet.
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10 days ago
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Well now, that’s crappy. Just tell people what you’re raising money for.
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Court bans Kars4Kids ads in California for violating false advertising law
The earworm jingle is no more, for now.
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/kars4kids-california-false-advertising-22259298.php
10 days ago
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If you listen closely, you can hear the crickets chirping from the republican side of the House and Senate.
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“Why is surprise? Am tell little man to do, and he do.” -Putin
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Pentagon officials stunned by Hegseth decision on troops in Poland
It wasn’t clear why the Defense secretary issued the order not to send troops on a routine mission to a country the administration refers to as a “model ally.”
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/hegseth-again-stuns-pentagon-poland-210535105.html
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Blue Limousine (he/him)
11 days ago
As a taxpayer, I say "FUCK THAT".
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What’s next? Letting him take what he wants from Fort Knox for safekeeping?
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Then trump asked “Two cities? Just tell me which ones. We can just stay in my new ballroom instead”.
www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc...
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Xi asks Trump if U.S. and China can avoid 'Thucydides Trap' at high-stakes summit
U.S. President Donald Trump met Chinese President Xi Jinping in Beijing on Thursday morning for the start of a high-stakes summit that runs through Friday.
https://www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/05/14/trump-xi-beijing-summit-trade-taiwan-ai-iran-rare-earths-tariffs.html?amp_js_v=0.1&_gsa=1#webview=1&cap=swipe
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I’m guessing they tie the loose skin in a knot behind his head over in the studio.
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12 days ago
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I’m sure the world’s bestest negotiator ever is going to give China the AI chips they’re drooling over in return for a promise to maybe build an American factory or two. Then when they close their American factories we, um…take the chips back? He sucks.
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Target can pay every single morning show to shill for them 7 days a week and they can renovate all their locations nonstop and they’ll still suck. I wouldn’t walk into one of their “We’re a more expensive version of Walmart but with different Karens” stores if you paid me.
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Hurting Americans right in their pocketbooks is the sacrifice I’m willing to make. Have you seen my new ballroom? I doubled the size of it once I figured out how to make you guys pay for it.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
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Trump says he’s not thinking about Americans’ finances ‘even a little bit’ in Iran talks
Trump said the “only thing” that matters is Iran “can’t have a nuclear weapon.”
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-not-thinking-american-finances-iran-talk-rcna344785
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And yet his cult will thank him and politely ask for more.
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Of course it’s fake. Still funny.
www.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headq...
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From the Qult_Headquarters community on Reddit: Kash delivers a preemptive strike against the incoming libel
Explore this post and more from the Qult_Headquarters community
https://www.reddit.com/r/Qult_Headquarters/s/kZL4Y3DOe9
13 days ago
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Well, I’m sure trump has already announce his multi-billion dollar slander lawsuit, right? Right?
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14 days ago
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Can he? He sure can. Just give him a day or two.
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14 days ago
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What kind of a shithole country treats an 85 year old woman in such a way? The kind of shithole country where a greedy federal employee drooling over his dead father’s estate can have an 85 year old woman arrested in her bathrobe and slippers.
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85-year-old French widow caught in Trump's immigration crackdown describes her detention
The 85-year-old French widow of a U.S. military veteran shares her experience in U.S. immigration detention.
https://apnews.com/article/french-widow-detained-ice-immigration-c98d9fdb9e130a871b6cd19165ae7204
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That’s what happen when a big fat doofus attempts to run a country.
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MeidasTouch
14 days ago
Dominion and Smartmatic may have a new lawsuit to file
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