This is how I feel when my VQA feedback in code reviews includes pedantic shit like specific button border radius and padding values when the feature technically works

Gene Ween: Do you ever walk alone? Me: Sometimes, yeah Gene: …like a drifter in the dark? Me: Oh nah man, not really Gene: Seeking out what isn’t there? Me: Definitely not Gene: Looking lonely for a spark FROM A GIRL WHO’S ALL ALONE Me: Huh, maybe she’s a-driftin too Gene: Now you get it

Wildfires in Utah have Colorado sunsets feeling like that Witcher 3 lighting

Make 5 PRs at once on a Monday so that by Wednesday I am in a pool in the mountains without any reception and a book in my hand One photo for each of the three years I’ve made this solo camp at the hot springs Sunrise 2023 Sunset 2024 Making a little knitted mitten 2025 Can’t wait for 2026 😭😭😭

YouTube recommending me fuckass Harry Potter videos bc I watch a lot of Lord of the Rings content

Man, Weezer really blessed us with Only in Dreams. They didn’t need to shred so hard, but they did that for us. They did that for you and me.

Left my computer lid open yesterday in the office rq while I went to the bathroom, and my coworker hopped on and made it so when Claude Code needs me to run a command the Taco Bell ding sound plays lmao And like I don’t hate it 🌮 🔔

yub nub delilah what's it like in ewok city

You’ve Beached your last Boy

You’ve Collected your last Animal

The fact that Nelly Furtado went from “I’m Like a Bird” to “Promiscuous” in the span of 6 short years shows that humans are capable of great growth and change Think about that the next time you think “it’s too late to start flossing my teeth” or something like that What would Nelly Furtado do?

born to lollygag forced to dawdle

bsky hail mary because any second not spent on linkedin is a second to be cherished: i’m booking work in for july/august and would very much like to work with nice people on nice things. if you have any reccs then pls let me know thanks love ya x

Lmao he’s not a trillionaire anymore Oh noOoOoOoo

I got RBF today Resting biscuit face I will not rest until there are biscuits in my face

My life is infinitely better because my silly little kitty cats are in it This is a silly little kitty cat appreciation post

I am convinced that Loom has UX engineers who are actively trying to make their users’ lives worse lmao Give me another full page dialog ok Plsplspls more popups I beg of thee to auto-play the video even though the play button is right there and I did not click it

When I bought my Cricut I had to sign a legal contract that I would only use it for certified Silly Shit ™

Good morning by Pil Hwa

Me, with a closet full of handmade knitted sweaters, in the middle of summer: *starts making a new knitted sweater*

Built a swamp themed app, call me a “creative shreknologist”

Putting a fat fatty PR full of love and magic up for review knowing that shit is 🫦pure fire💅🏼 (I rebuilt our nav bar for the 4th time)

why don't starships have seat belts

“I (F31) shit my pants and blamed it on my cat (M11), AITA?”

R u kitten me

Girls can have a little 𝐂𝐈𝐂𝐃 𝐩𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 as a treat

I just told Claude “you trippin, check again” If that isn’t an indicator that ya girl needs lunch I don’t know what is

Yeah I’m a rem fair girlie No, not like renaissance, like rem sleep, I like to sleep

I just want Apple to give us a limp wrist emoji for pride month, is that too much to ask for?

My sweet lil geckoboy got a makeover yesterday when I replaced his old vinyl stickers with pink/purple holographic vinyl Gosh he’s just so CUTE 🥰

A true connoisseur of sunshine

What a guy

This is who you’re asking to review your 14,000 line pull request

Game 5 game 5 gaaaaaame 5

It feels like 60% of my day job now is cleaning up vibecoded UI’s and like…I don’t hate it? Lovingly trying to make these features ergonomic for real human users is like a little oasis of empathy in a desert of vibes And sometimes I even have fun

Catboi’s face squished into Lou’s butt?? Lou’s little baby arm??? I don’t think these kitty cats could be any cuter 🥺

I saw Obsession tonight for solo date night lol, and felt 🤌🏼SO🤌🏼 genuinely relieved to come home to my very stable+healthy relationship and 3 very sweet cats 😭

I bet that orange piece of shit is at msg sleeping through this 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐬𝐡 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐭 action

Hail Chootie

Happy Monday fam Let’s get this bread Let’s yeet this wheat Let’s tread lovingly into the uncharted waters of a new week in hopes we may find light and love in unexpected places

Omg this piccolo music when the Spurs announcer introduces the Knicks is the pettiest shit I have ever heard But I’m kinda into it

Last night I learned chipotle peppers are just smoked and seasoned jalapeños??? I have been a Mexican my whole life, and thusly a connoisseur of Mexican food my whole life, but this blew my mind 🫪 I feel like a child learning that pickles are really cucumbers all over again I stg

I made some chicken tinga tonight for a friend and GURL lemme TELL you It breathed new life into my soul I am a new woman

when the butt thief is in town

Paid for some tomato sauce, got free jokes I would die 4 u now, Stephanie

Excuse me, but WHAT A BABY

❤️❤️❤️.

Annual KnowBe4 Security Awarwness Training using AI gen video feels so uncanny and low effort lmao I never thought I would miss Kevin Mitnick like this