Once again sending gratitude to all the #jayvik artists who continue to top up my joy de vivre.

wait, so Visa, Mastercard et. al can go after video game storefronts for six fucking months for having porn games but the moment X/Grok starts generating ACTUAL CHILD PORN they CHANGE THEIR POLICIES? dawg,

I like my Jayce two ways: screaming in agony, and wrapped up in a cozy blanket burrito.

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

at least it was fun for a bit... #jayvik

I see Jayvik everywhere.

Anyone got recs for recent (since Oct) Jayvik fic? If it's explicit I'd prefer c4c, bonus if it's not an AU. I have a hankering.

because—i promised you 🦋 #jayvik

Machine Herald Viktor my beloved. #League #Viktor

saw a meme. made it jayvik. bon appetite

JAYVIK NATION

Jayce's head being digitally penetrated remains the sexiest thing to happen this century so far.

It's fumking COLD

Today I dreamt I stole some rare birds from Elon musk with the intent on freeing them, but realized I couldn't release them in the winter or they'd die so resigned myself to life imprisonment.

Bout to start practicing witchcraft to do it myself ISTFG

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

Viktor biting his lower lip.

Jayce with his eyes rolled back in head.

My gods, please reshare your artworks multiple times y’all!!! I don’t wanna miss your art 🥹🥹🥹

feeling an overwhelming surge of appreciation for every fan artist and writer for jayvik so grateful to be fed a lot of free and quality food made with love kissing u all on the forehead for keeping us alive

#jayvik dishonored AU commission for @gang0shadow.bsky.social 🐀 tysm 💜

I feel like I have seen 200 new Jayvik fanarts today. Blessings on the cows of every single Jayvik fan artist.

I am thiiiis close to installing a game I won't play to spend money on a model I will never look at.

New headcanon triggered. He was walking around. He was converted and he stayed by Viktor's side until he could no longer function and then Viktor put him right on the top of the gates so he would be safe in his final resting spot.

THIS JAYCE SOMEONE FUCKING RESUSCITATE ME.

The office I just moved to has fans with the work "Lasko" on them and every time I see one I get Jayvik flashbacks.

#jayvik #jaycetalis #viktorarcane A friend asked me to extend one of the kisses and add a tub so here we go

✨Non-US Shop Share✨ The US tariffs have a big impact on non-US shops, loosing a lot of customers. I'm doing this share so you can promote your shop and try to find new people! I'll try to share as much as I can! ⭐Non-US shops only ⭐Share this post ⭐Post your products and links ⭐No A/I, no N/F/T

Btw! #jayvik #vikjayce Kinkmemes are better the more people use them!

Что вас здесь держит? #RioArcane #arcane

If you use Firefox: Go into Settings, in the search bar type "Sidebar" and select "Show Sidebar." At the bottom of the sidebar, click "Customize Sidebar" (the little gear icon) and un-check the "AI Chatbot" box.

warmup

My favorite "zombie factoid" example is that hippos supposedly kill 500 people per year. This is all over the internet, in credible publications like NPR and NatGeo, but patient zero is this 2016 BBC listicle, which provides no source at all. Before that, estimates... www.bbc.com/news/world-3...

It's 90 degrees inside but if I open my window horizontal rain comes in. fml right now

Visa is easy but you have to trick the phone tree with Mastercard 1. select option that you have a card 2. select option to for account info 3. press a few random buttons when asked to give ur card, wait until it transfers you to an agent 4. Request to file a complaint abt discriminatory practices

I FEEL THE NEED TO TAP THE JOHN WATERS SIGN REALLY HARD LATELY.

Thank you @jayvikexchange.bsky.social mods for putting together such a fun event, and everyone for making such amazing art and fic!

For @hyperionhypebeast.bsky.social and the @jayvikexchange.bsky.social, and S1 Jayvik omorashi lovers everywhere. archiveofourown.org/works/67059802

I keep unlocking my phone just to gaze at him T-T

I am completely normal about this.

Ahh I'm blessed.

This is the first day in almost 10 days that I don't feel like complete ass. The entire world should have just stopped for me. Why do I have to do all this work now?

If this makes you cringe it might help to know that libraries share with each other how many copies of a book are in libraries around the world and there's libraries who can "commit to retain" so discards will almost never be a case of lost knowledge.

Gonna try this Hades update while so dizzy from Mucinex I don't know which way is up.

I'm on the mend but I now have a tickle in the back of my throat that has been triggering my gag reflex FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT I AM IN HELLLLL

Me: I think I have the flu. Also me: Why am I so sore? Why won't my kotatsu warm me up? Why is lifting my head so difficult? Why--

Dying of Jayce deficiency need an IV stat.

Taking bets on whether it's stress or allergies blowing up my skull right now. Even odds.