Worship isn't love. It's distance, dressed as devotion. You can't hold someone from a pedestal.

I sometimes get too carried away just saying whatever shit comes to my head I forget this account is public and other people can see what I'm saying

this has no right to be this accurate 😭😭 poomang.com/en/t/valenti...

Stolas' imp form but he'd be full of scars because of Striker's kidnapping :)

No way Judomaster will be the first minority to step foot in the racist universe

Stolas doesn't know Blitz felt an instant connection w/ him from night one, which means he will still probably try to apologise for assuming he had feelings when he "clearly" hadn't, which means Blitz will confess he had from the beginning, which means Stolas won't believe a single word ok bye :)

just because Superman is an iconic figure of American media it doesn't mean he'll have to subscribe to the "traditional values" of being racist, sexist and homophobic, please stop making your media illiteracy everyone else's problem

I might do a thread to vent/ adress the misunderstandings in Stolas' character, Stolitz and Blitz but I'm super lazy and very ADHD so I might need to put a pin on that

when Blitz said Stolas was flexible l imagined him pulling some shit like this for no reason

do you guys think Stolas doesn't have any suitors because people are intimidated by him or do people in hell just have bad taste?

Honestly, "I miss Stolas" is still true even without exaggeration for comedic effect, despite us literally having seen him last week, because we still have no idea how post-Sinsmas Stolas is doing and it's him I'm most worried about and wanna see.

This and the difference between Blitz fucking Chaz is everything to me 🥺 🦎❤️🦉

Thoughts on Stolas having a physical attraction/ infatuation to another Goetia when he was younger? Obviously Blitz was his awakening and his love interest but it's not as if he's been the only guy he's ever been attracted to before...

Huy que brazotes ~~ ✨✨

You can't convince me Stolas and Loona weren't destined to be the perfect gay dad/ goth daughter duo. I need fanart of human Stolas and Loona in a Brooklyn 99 style wacky mission

Ooh, I 100% get what you're saying, I would say that the oddest ones out are Ver, Wally, and definitely Stolas. I take it's less bc the show is implying he's a "villain", (1/2)

The AT fight is extra interesting to me cause even if Blitz is clearly begging for cloaca here, it had to be a tad bit hurtful to Stolas because from HIS PERSPECTIVE, his feelings were not only not reciprocated, but mocked, so when Blitz goes "you LOVE seeing me/this" it's rubbing it in his face 😭😭💀

kinda ironic how people are fearful everyone will be "forced to become transgender" because yeah, that would mean that you would have to live your life trapped in a body you know you don't belong in. wonder who else feels that way everyday too...

Viv said that the pilot would recontextualize Stolitz relationship and I keep thinking about it and I wanna YAP about it... 🧵 Most important thing, Stolas thought that Blitz stole the book as an excuse to see him again, and did NOT know it was for his business. (posting this over from my X account)

Knowing how Stolas is so shit at flirting, I wonder if he'd ever "seduce" someone without even trying, like, he's talking to a client, posh english accent, subtle chuckles, hand resting on his chin... (1/2)

Really gotta know how much time passed from Blitz casually being attracted to Stolas up until he subconsciously started claiming him (Stolas) as his--

I think the real tragedy is that Blitz is going to actually pursue Stolas romantically, and Stolas is going to doubt every interaction, every word, every feeling even though he was right about Blitz's feelings for him. He's just doesn't trust or believe himself anymore

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational." - Charlie Kirk

I do not support what happened to Charlie Kirk but Charlie Kirk supported what happened to Charlie Kirk.

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Some words from the late Charlie Kirk.....

Relevant.

my number of posts doubled since mission zero came out yesterday, i really need to take a week off or something

ANYWAYS if I give you a gift from the bottom of my heart and soul and you don't like it you can go fuck off cause I'll never give you a gift ever again

i came back bc i have an unhealthy relationship with this app

last post I'm posting for a while but my theories with Dirty Bird in season 3 are that either: 1) Stolas will sing about how guilty he feels for still feeling horny for Blitz (cause of Via), and wonders if Blitz still finds him attractive, or if he ever did (cause they haven't talked yet) (1/2)

Stolas getting thicker and thicker is a treat in itself, look at that dumpy 🥴🍑

"Why don't you pump me full of sorry on top of this desk?"... so did umm... Stolas... you know... milk the cow (?) on NIGHT ONE ?? 😭 #Stolitz

I think the version of Blitz after Sinsmas would appreciate Stolas in the new pilot :) #helluvaboss #stolitz #hellaverse #helluvafanart #stolas #blitzø

life would be so much easier if people who had periods could take at least a day off, I had to assist a cat with an obstructed bladder for 30 or so minutes, with blood streaming down my leg cause I couldn't change my pad for 5 hours :)

I can't tell you how beyond happy I am that hourglass #Stolas is canon now, I can't wait for him to make a reprise in season 3 (hopefully)

cuddling and holding hands too, Blitz I know what you are #Stolitz

friendly reminder that Blitz, even in his "I don't care about Stolas" era still took and framed a picture of him wearing Stolas' robe as if it was the biggest accomplishment of his career 😭 #Stolitz

"Don't worry about your lanky birdy~" when he could thigh crush 5 imps at the same time.. 😭 #Stolas #HelluvaBoss

I have this whole sequence living rent free in my head now and it's going to stay here until next season 😵‍💫 #HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #HelluvaBossSpoilers #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz #MissionZero

I am on my knees Stolas

Immediate Marriage Proposal from me to Stolas as soon as I see him

OP1 - Paradise Kiss (2005) ♥Lonely in Gorgeous♥ - Tomoko Kawase/Tommy february6 #Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #ParadiseKiss #AiYazawa #Madhouse

lonely in gorgeous!

headcanon that Stolas with no powers, even if he's meant to be immortal, and inherently has a higher pain tolerance & healing ability, now can be killed by non angelic weapons. He's SUPPOSED to get to 100+, if he doesn't get severely hurt before that happens... 👀👀

is it a bad time to say I don't like the term "woobification"?? it's just a simple way of saying "I don't like this character and I don't want them to be more complex" like, idk go bitch and moan somewhere else

#StolitzKissWeek2025 Day 5: Close Call 😂

If you don't like Stolas we're immediately beefing, no ifs buts or maybes, I'm choosing to obsess over the gay owl and I'm fighting anyone who gets in my way

🌙🦉STOLAGO WEEK🦜✨️ Day 4- Stars & Night Sky Host by @doriaplume.bsky.social @stolagoweek.bsky.social #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #helluvabossevent #stolagoweek #helluvabossvassago #owlstar #stolashelluvaboss #helluvabossstolas #StolagoWeek25