Okay but I did These were delicious 🤩

They were SO GOOD

Name a song you never get tired of m.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJ...

This client wanted to feature a raccoon...somehow? Took a while to think it up. Didn't trust my hand so impulsively finished before I told him what I was doing (SUPER practical); fully expected to redo 😜 Buuuut luckily he liked it - I think this is the 3rd or 4th reprint, each time ordering more.

Made this about 5-6 years ago, when I was still having enough fun that I didn't *really* care how bad I was at it. Ironically, this is probably one of my better bits of work; not particularly accurate proportions, or even artistically that good, just... I like it. That's upsettingly rare for me.

So I'm in the middle of updating my hand ledger of pre-orders because I am An Old, but FATIGUE GREEN made some serious moves in the middle of the night! Folks got SERIOUS about that style in both tee and hoodie form. The red version of the stickers are having their moment, too!

There are two ways you can have combat in a game: it feels good or it's realistic. Anyone who claims to do both doesn't understand one of the options.

Just met a comrade for coffee who also happens to be a big wrestling fan. Renewed my zest for getting AEW watch parties brought to you by Buffalo DSA off the ground. "It's Wednesday, you know what that means." Yeah, it means we're gonna watch sick graps then discuss worker exploitation afterward.

there was a gif of a teenage boy with his arms curled in front of him like a raptor. He looks left and right, then at the camera - opens his mouth wide to let out a roar and someone opens am umbrella behind his head to look like this guy I think about him like once a week and hope he's happy.

Omen is over here posing for quirky pictures like a Myspace era high schooler

Was chatting via DM about a recent labor-led demonstration at a warehouse and bumblethumbed about how the CEO talking about all the money they lost (but weren't paying) can 'duck off straight into the sun' autocorrect quickly changed it to 'fuck' At last, autocorrect, you hear me. I feel seen. 🦆

40 years old and just now learning to girl a little bit dropped the curling iron on my shoulder yesterday, here we are 24 hrs later looking fly 😜 something something beauty is pain something something

Alaska content ahoy: On Reddit today: "I don't know why I keep Amazon Prime - I'm in Talkeetna and everything takes 5 days at a minimum, often longer" :maniacal laughter remembering the 1-3 month minimum catalogue-order wait of the 90s: Always chuckle when people in AK forget what rural means

HOMEBREW IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

IG Lady: ✨💜🙏 learn to feel your feelings without intellectualizing them 💃☕💖 Me: ...why...wha...who...DOES NOT COMPUTE. what does that even mean? Isn't that just... turbo pouting ? IG Lady: 🔮👠💅your inability to understand doesn't make it less important 🍵🧋🫖 Me: OMG WHAT DO YOU MEEEAAANNNNN

There's angel food in there somewhere 😍

In closing, I will leave you with this famous man:

It's Friday night -- time for a TREAT! And by treat, we mean a rad collaboration print that celebrates this, our season of political discontent! A limited edition tee or hoodie can be yours <3

Also turning 40 means I can dig into the angel food cake I bought myself before midnight Because you gotta do that kind of shit while you're still young 😜

Okay, well, here it is. The last selfie of my 30s.

wait the coffee we usually get isn't at Walmart and I'm out and all that's here/suitable is fucking Bustelo?

Eating enamel vegetables fail faster fail faster fail faster Embrace the suck.

Took a break for lunch Playing a few rounds of overwatch while demolishing a chunk of brie, pile of grapes, and a zero sugar cherry coke

Good morning Goblin Army. This your morning reminder that “The Guillotine Builders Union” gear is available until next Friday.

It's 0235ish, reading just about to maybe drift off when I hear Crimes in the kitchen the usual suspect is curled up at my side, dreaming. Investigation: Omen is carrying the remaining half of a huge slice of bread around the house, bonking into walls and singing bread muffled songs of bounty.

I busted ass today and knew I wouldn't finish which is fine but I'm like an hour away from my Acceptable Stopping Point (entirely in my head) and absolutely hit a wall. Neither stopping nor continuing will deliver satisfaction or dopamine so UGH WHATEVER GUESS I'LL JUST BITCH ABOUT IT ON BSKY

I have had this little guy for THIRTY YEARS, and every time I see him I smile like he's new. He's one of the very few things to have survived so long with me. Also lowkey love that my snooty judgypants interior design ✨aesthetic✨ auntie had to shell out $20 in the 90s for my frumpy little pig 🐷

this is what my back thinks is happening upstairs

Pumped at least 1000 gallons of water out from in front of the foundation of my house and I might as well have done nothing. Who do I call to remove thousands of gallons of snowmelt away from my front walk?? #help #mutualaid #assistance #flooding

May or may not have spent the better part of the last hour disassociating in the car instead of going into the house to be screamed at by spoiled cats this is fine

Welcome to the Guillotine Builders Union! You'll find yourself in fine company of a particular collective energy, abundantly discontent with the established Disorder. These limited edition, hand-printed collaborative hoodies and tees are on preorder for the next two weeks, shipping late April!

Update! All the custom goodies that didn’t find homes at Planet Comicon are now up on my site! Now’s the chance to grab up painted D20 Driftglobe lamps, layer art, and custom painted mimic crates!!

Why does this have such strong Lin Manuel Miranda vibes? youtu.be/1jO2wSpAoxA?...

Turns out that housing a huge chunk of hummingbird cake and massive cup of coffee at 0500 will not keep you from being hungry at 1900 who knew

Lamb chops were on surprise sale this afternoon so made a thing. Herbed lamb chops on Heaven and Earth with sauteed onions and mushrooms, pan gravy. It looks like absolute diner grub plated, but it was tasty!

Meanwhile my ADHD ass somehow has the hubris to think I have the patience for layer cakes Recipe: allow layers to almost completely cool before turning out on top wire rack 🤓 Devi: pulls out of oven switches mitt to potholders Stares for 30-45 seconds this is fine.jpg THWUP ...MOTHERFUCKERRR

When she stops Warcrime-ing long enough to serve up Big-Eyed Cutie Paws you can bet the next set of JinxieCrimes will be particularly diabolical #Caturday

Rare gorgeous day in NETX Pouring rain Incredible rolling thunderstorm Just breezy enough to keep from being too warm - a hoodie is probably too much but could be fine if you're feeling the need for a cozy everything smells light gray and green ooh yes, that's the good stuff

Top elims Top damage Top heals Top mitigation WHY DOES MY BACK HURT #Overwatch #NeverChange

When you've already had double the coffee you normally have drank it probably a little quicker than usual and it was heckin tasty so now the moka pot calls to you, beckoning with sweet caffeinated song like a siren and like the cats sure as fuck aren't going to stop you...

My card just got declined and I don't get any more money until the 14th April 😅 if anyone has a spare couple of quid or fancies picking up one of my games (or getting access to all of them for £3) I'd be so grateful right now! 🙏 kofi: ko-fi.com/glitzydemon games: pennyblake.itch.io

Many of you have asked me when we are going to do another “Guillotine Builder Union” T-shirt or hoodie run. Well it is time Monday April 13th we are doing pre-orders for Hoodies. All proceeds will be used to order more stickers and fight our local insurrectionist school board members.

long day of Doing Stuff + Orders packed stickers printing cats fed and happy car washed house swept groceries obtained Checklist got rekt food fooding in the instant pot Brief intermission during an Everything Shower: bumping Glitch Mob and playing Overwatch while letting my hair mask do magic

this grocery store conveyor belt is loaded with self-discipline 😭

where is a gen Z

A neat side effect of being raised by low maintenance women is that when you finally muster the gumption to go look at concealer to handle the single obnoxious red dot in the middle of your face, you immediately get so overwhelmed trying to find your skin tone you just resign to cave troll life

A NEW KIND OF FOOLERY: Geomorphic Maps! Endlessly arrangeable maps for making ongoing adventures without breaking stride. Mix and match to create ongoing worlds totally unique to your campaign! www.printinkling.com/product/limi... Of course, orders made April 1st will get a Foolish sticker!

And tonight I'm having a diet coke with sonic ice and a splash of blueberry syrup instead of grenadine the wonders never cease (also might end up with some coconut rum in this jalopy)