quote skeet with a doctor you'd trust leading hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr

Same guy who named Greenland

Sesame Ginger Liberalism

"Yes, the war has been won. We are entering the nation un-building phase of the conflict"

Markwayne: Hey, is this stove hot? Only one way to tell...

Legion of Doom levels of “nightmare blunt rotation” here

Fuck this CEO for throwing his team repeatedly under the bus without taking any responsibility for the project trying to achieve goals he set as a leader. Amazing interview, though.

I saw some furry droppings on a hiking trail and did a search for "fox scat." DO NOT search for fox scat with safe search off if you are trying to identify animal poop. Been a while since the internet caught me that off guard

Having destroyed the Persian navy, I would station 1 Galley in the straight to block the strait and blockade the province

Several years ago, I worked my first food pantry in the parking lot of Temple Israel in West Bloomfield. The volunteers were kind and motivated, and the clients were diverse with a large contingent of Ukranians. Horrified by the attack on their congregation but relieved that it was stopped quickly

BREAKING Former ICE agent: On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

Grave of the Fireflies. Saw it when I was 18, sobbed at a film for the first time. Now that I have kids, I'm sure it would be even harder to watch. m.imdb.com/title/tt0095...

Just finished the Cohen Brothers Barton Fink. What a rollercoaster of a film. John Turturro's Fink was astonishingly hapless and John Goodman brought his usual energy to both faces of his role. Def worth a watch m.imdb.com/title/tt0101...

Wait, is RFK Jr. a never nudes? That would explain wearing jeans in water.

Double feature: our university's production of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night (great) and the Mateix Reloaded (not great)

“The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.” Ok, Grandpa... you should go take a nap before Canada's trade deal with Azerbijan bans pillows.

This beholder looks like it's mom just walked in on it masterbating

There is no such thing as the State And no one exists alone; Hunger allows no choice To the citizen or the police; We must love one another or die. "September 1, 1939" by W.H. Auden

The third Green brother did not turn out like his brother Hank or John

Oh no, not a DHS shutdown. It'll be like every year before 2002 all over again.

The Lonliness of the Long Distance Runner - Iron Maiden

The song by Kid Rock with an opening indistinguishable from Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon. I'm excited, then very disappointed

1. Magazine and Feature Writing 2. Society and Politics in Modern Cuba 3. Media Graphics and Visual Communication 4. Hispanic Culture in America 5. Law of Mass Communication

another new deogie here! tinyview.com/deogie/2026/...

Uncanny valley vibes from an actual human

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

They snatched a member of the Detroit area Universalist Unitarian community. Gay Venezuelan man with no criminal history and all the proper papers, disappeared while grocery shopping. Sharing his partner's gofundme for legal aid. www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring...

This article reminds me of why I love technology. Alex created a system that can convert 3d image models into an ASCII character rendered version. Why did he do this? It's probably because he could, and it seemed cool. Tech needs more unmonetized passion projects, less AI side-hustles.

Minneapolis's people are making me feel some optimism. This cover of a Woody Guthrie song has been on my mind. Resistance Revival Chorus with Rhiannon Giddens "All You Fascists Bound To Lose" youtu.be/dWUa7aAIfLE?...

Coworker observed this intrepid polar bear from our hotel by the Navy Pier. I guess people from Chicago are just built different.

Started reading Eichman in Jerusalem: A Report on the Banality of Evil by Hannah Arendt. Wonder who will write Bovino in Minneapolis: A Report on Idiot Nazi Bastards?

Cook this up and shoot it directly into my veins

Google just infuriating me this morning. First, I discovered my phone's lock button long-press now launched a Gemini Assistant I don't want instead of the usual power menu. Then, Gemini summaries showed up in my gmail. Disabling Gemini in gmail is bundled with showing email events in Calendar. 🧵

Me, when I come home and ask the kids why their mom is so exasperated

The Onion print edition really nailed Adobe with this one

As best I can tell from the two MN shooting videos, things went down like this: the shooter walks around the passenger side of the car, being filmed at close range by the person in a white hat. The car creeps forward twice as he walks behind it, so he should be aware that the car is in gear. 🧵

MR. BEAN WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

Hi, I'm my own driving as a teenager.

Picture of the staff who operate my account

What was the last movie or TV show you watched in 2025?

I'm standing in front of a bathroom stall door waiting for its occupant to finish. The door opens and out walks Buzz Aldrin. I'm too surprised to make an ass of myself, luckily.

Why does so much PC gaming equipment have colored LEDs embedded in it? I just had to download a ~350mb file to make my $30 Steelseries mouse stop having a rave.

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

I worked at a company that digitized and indexed archives. Not only is the realm of primary sources incomprehensibly large, but it's expensive to generate a digital archive of documents searchable by more than title. A large collection costs 6-7 figures and sells for 5-6 figures.

The Donald Trump Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

Working at the Tahquamenon Falls State park, I was asked if they turned the waterfalls off at night.

Walking into 2026

Slept in my Dead Kennedys t-shirt and woke up on a Holiday in Cambodia