Speaker Mike Johnson is "crushed by his workload." Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.

Have a wonderful day, peeps. #FDT

An STD looked at Stephen Miller & said no thanks I’m good

#Caturday Miso is not amused.

“I’ve got the best poll numbers I’ve ever had! Red hot!!!”

BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

Nothing to see here. Just the White House needing to reassure the public that Piggy doesn't want to murder members of Congress. 😩

Now … let’s see the outrage. There should definitely be people pissed off at this. www.axios.com/2025/11/21/c...

CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files? CHRIS MURPHY: So what?

Funny, how MAGA is *outraged* over someone who is simply a Muslim in the New York City mayor's mansion, but has no comment about a Muslim who is an actual murderer in the White House.

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When children are sexually abused, if you rationalize their age- 5 is too young, but 15 is ok. Fuck You

He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.

They just killed the ACA and put millions out of healthcare coverage… 🤬

The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.

Don't Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out...

Husbands with Grindr profiles?

Cartoon by @johnbuss.bsky.social.

Fentanyl and coke are the new “weapons of mass destruction” lie. It’s Iraq all over again, folks. It’s always about controlling the oil.

Hakeem Jeffries was just now on Chris Hayes and refused to endorse Zohran Mamdani. I can't even.

I think the ballroom story is gonna mushroom into a much much much much bigger thing. I see the visceral reaction people have towards the videos.