Okay but like if there's no new Pokemon stuff coming out WHY IS MY FEED ALL THIS BLUE POKEMON

Ideal TV Volumes: Dark Souls 3: 10 Elden Ring: 15 Most YouTube: 15-20 Anime logo intro (like VIZ or Funimation): 5 (so loud! Why!) The rest of the anime: 25 Netflix: 25-30 Hulu: 30ish Airplayed Porn: 8 max AGT or The Voice: 73848362782947389292647388

This is crazy hot

“ Root “ New #selfportait collage #queerart #eroticart

I'm almost afraid to ask... but is there some new Pokemon thing?

@baedreamnation.bsky.social was sucking my dick and then came up to kiss me, and I called it "Autofellatio By Proxy" Now I want to make a pretentious art film titled "Autofellatio By Proxy" with a cameo by Tilda Swinton.

"Babe! Does my butt look cute here? Take a pic!"

Hotel Sexy

Picking up new scents

Hahaha someone actually did it

Whose ass?

Pagan fountain

Morning world.

Handmade colour paper collage featuring the very sexy @matteoorsoxxx.bsky.social

This Morning's Earworm: Probably because my therapist said I should listen to Smooth Jazz in the car to negate road rage 😂😂

Share a fictional computer, not a robot/android.

Some friends took me to a gay clothing-optional campground outside of Houston called D-Ranch Retreat. It's pretty new so they're still adding more facilities but it's really nice. Hiking, really nice pool and hot tub, outdoor play area with a sling and more. d-ranchretreat.com Def going back soon.

If Penn & Teller witnessed Jesus' resurrection, they'd be like "That's a nice trick. But we don't think you fooled us."

Today marks 13 wonderful years with my husband @baedreamnation.bsky.social. I never imagined I'd be this happy to spend my life with someone for so long. I love you so much babe.

I got some kick

Not this DS3 NPC arching his back for me lol. Really wanted to take me to his "Ringed City"

I have no business looking this good when I'm this *brutally* hungover 🤢🤢

Hilarious 😂😂

Damn I'm loving this loungey beach look on me. That fucking belly. 😍

#FCF but it's spooky

I like my men like I like my seltzer?

Okay so I'm trying to AirPlay porn to my TV but it doesn't work. Xvideo has ads every two seconds, Xhamster just freezes... and no PornHub in TX. Anyone have any luck? I hate holding my phone in one hand and trying to touch my nipples at the same time lol

I rarely do Halloween stuff. But here's me as a Handmaid From Temu and a Tonberry.

Rub-a-dub 🛁

When a pose looks really hot in the mirror but looks like garbage on camera

I could never flex my bicep while jerking off because I need that hand for something far more important. (Honestly wish I had a third hand too.)

Don't think I'll ever take a better photo than this one

I can't believe it was 90 degrees two days ago

STOP! 🛑 Wallpaper check

Good fucking morning

Aw man I only own *black* sweatpants 😭😭😭

TT: Gimme That Fake Sun

Not streaming tomorrow night like normal, so I'll be on tonight at 8. Watch me take *all* the fingers. Just need some poppers.

It’s #fribate bators! Technically I participated at midnight, but make sure you get those strokes in before the day ends 🥵

Oh It's A Sauna, Here If You Wanna

Wanna take a hot shower with me? 💦 💦 You can find me on The Blowers! theblowers.com/@Chubbybooboo

This Morning's Earworm: Ilya "Quattra Neon" Italian Trip-Hop/Spy Thriller at its finest.

Piece I did today in my free time.

Delightful Filth

Streaming Tekken 8 tonight at 7. Gay Sub-Zero is gonna be "Dragunov" all over your face! 😂 twitch.tv/eldenringtou...

It's finally the closest thing Houston has to:

because i like it when u lose control

Tonight on Sonja & Deenh Save The World, our warrior women go deep underground to see what lurks in Siofra River. 9pm! twitch.tv/eldenringtou...