Tummy

Consider the Chubster

Trying to think of a slant rhyme for “diphthong” 🤔

Fat boy Friday

If man is a rational animal, why have penis?

Is this seat taken?

Wanna yank on my chain?

Tired: Upcycling (and this meme format) Wired: Slutcycling

Junkyard slut

Double eclipse

Grab a handful

A little striptease for your New Year. Watch the ball(s) drop at onlyfans.com/huge_materia

Ready for my New Years kiss

I hope you all had a cozy Christmas

Tiddies huddled together for warmth

All bundled up

Mind if I slip into something more comfortable?

The boy is fat; the day is Fri

The bunkhouse floozy

Country slut butt

Farmer Tummy

Your country cousin came by for a visit

Wanna come in for a spell?

Fat Friday with two sides of Coach

Narsniffus

Backwoods witch with back rolls

Hedge witch belly

Hedge Witch

Big dumb coach

Come see me after practice

Call me daddy

Don’t forget to stretch before practice

Coach’s special training shorts

Coach airing out his cheeks

Coach airing out his belly

This swim thing would look great hanging off the side of your hot tub

Après Swim

Insert your preferred beaten-to-death Thanksgiving double entendre

From the back

Little blue bikini

Memories of Summer

Half Price Books finally had some Stillman for me. Still holding out hope for Metropolitan and some Greenaway.

Feeling porky today

Marzipan Nectarine

Fat Goat Friday

God might be a feeder, because the universe has conspired to put a slice of cheesecake in front of me everyday this week. And I just found out I have a family dinner tomorrow night at the Cheesecake Factory.

Here’s a different angle of the loin chain

I have to shop the husky section of the hardware store

Tummy throwback to 2022

If you’re down to consort, meet me in the woods after midnight.