WIP

Can I come over to your place and take up all the space?

Gashapon haul

My arroz con pollo was a hit at the office potluck hashtag fat boy Friday

Belated hump

A large man appears

Happy Father's Day to all my boys. Check out my OF to see your greased up Dad bust a week's worth

Ordered two mattress toppers and two beanie babies in the past two weeks. Pic unrelated.

Mating call of the greased ape

Humpty Dumpty

In honor of how big my balls look in this pic, I’m dubbing this testicular Tuesday

S’up little bro?

Light my fire

Big naked man

Eat it

Airing it out

Got a light?

Meow

I feel like the hair is creeping into Louis XIV/Captain Hook territory

You shared your crunchyroll login with your redneck neighbor, and now he’s a cat boy

Dressed in the traditional costume of our people, wishing you a happy pride

Trimmed my pubes. Please clap.

It’s time to prove to Coach you have what it takes to go all the way

or a one-on-one training session. You know where to watch the rest.

POV: you stumbled upon Coach blowing off some steam behind the equipment shed.

Let’s huddle up, boys

No thoughts, just coach

Don’t forget to get Coach’s back

Coach Tummy

Coach got a little too much sun this weekend. He’s gonna need you to stay late after practice to slather him in aloe

Is the Fat Fuck Express still running?

It’s been a humpday minute since I posted. Please accept my humblest apologies. I also had my first Peloton ride this morning so I’m excited to see these cakes and legs grow! Happy humpday friends! 😚

I’m really enjoying watching these cheeks grow, one ride at a time. 😜 Happy hump day amigos! 😚

Some people think a Texas spring is too hot for layering, but I find ways to make it work

You know what to do

Side tummy

I’ll wear this out to the bar if you promise to feel me up

Another Lazy Sunday

Dad smell

Happy Friday

Bracing Stripes

Abandon all cum, ye who enter here

Suspenders are a fat man’s best friend.

Can’t believe they’re making me work on a Monday

Thought my hair looked cute today. Tits unrelated.

Just another fat fuck Friday

Perfect weather for a walk in the woods. Who wants to come with me?

Eat it

You’ll find me in flannel whenever it gets nippy out

Went a little stir crazy at the office yesterday. You know where to watch the full video.