I've officially been diagnosed with colon cancer. I'll be going through chemo starting next week, it's gonna be a six months long process. I've had a lot of folks ask how they can help - I'm in really good hands between my sister who lives nearby and my neighbors who are excellent friends.

TFW you finally find a comfortable position and get a couple hours of good sleep but then you wake up hungry and know you'll never find this position again...

Hey all. Just a quick update. I was admitted to hospital last week after some masses were found in my colon and liver. I'm home again now waiting on biopsy results. Real tired and sore but I'm finding ways to be comfortable. Pretty scared, though.

Me: I'm being healthier and have switched to tea instead of coffee! Google Discover Feed: TEABAGS CONTAIN THOUSANDS OF MICRO PLASTICS. Why you gotta ruin everything, Google?

Um, what does it mean when your fortune cookie has no fortune in it....

I'm starting to see a lot of things saying "it's time for (whatever) to get loud". Are we past the "quiet (whatever)" stage of things and "getting loud" is the new hot trend for 2025?

Husband, making tea for me: Any particular type of tea? Me:

I am so sick of chicken.

Hoo boy 100% cranberry juice is TART. And thus fails my "healthier choices" ... As I pour ginger ale into the juice to sweeten it up.

A very good, astute read: I've seen enough: No more forcing singleplayer studios to make mediocre live service games www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

I love how I'm still getting "the recipes I'm making for the holidays" articles on my feed when the holidays are over.

I did the thing that instantly summons a snowstorm. I got the car washed.

People knock Olive Garden but sometimes you just want that soup, salad, and breadsticks.

If the game you want to play has it's own launcher (Most MMOs and many GaaS games) - stop getting it on Steam. Get the game/launcher directly from the Dev. If you get it on Steam you're giving Steam a cut of every purchase you make.

Time to use my streaming powers for good! I am LIVE this rainy #saturday on Twitch and YouTube with Indiana Jones and The Great Circle. Come on by twitch.tv/theteemonster and help me raise money and awareness for AFSP!‬ #NowLiveonTwitch

Hot on the heels of Christmas, here comes Valentine's Day, in stores now!

Sometimes a simple glass of whole milk just hits the spot and feels like the most decadent drink ever.

I'm going to cut all my hair off. It's too damn hot.

I need all the food places that give free birthday stuff to exist next door to each other near me, so I could pick up a Jersey Mike's sub, a drink from Starbucks, and a cookie from Panera real easily.

Ah yes, the annual reminder to people on Facebook that I exist.

Why do we have income tax and sales tax and restaurant tax and all these little nickel and dime taxes? Decrease our take home with the income tax then tax us again for spending the money we take home... It doesn't make sense. Pick one.

Merry Christmas!!

Confession: I have never seen Die Hard. We are rectifying that tonight, on the Christmas Eve.

Needs more snow.

Goals for next year: Get a blood test. Get better. Or get told hey congrats you have menopause and you just have to SUFFER UNTIL IT ENDS.

Hallmark movies aren't as fun to watch without your sister to mock them with you.

I need a home with zero flat surfaces. All they do is collect garbage.

Get a nice relaxing few days away and come home and am immediately stressed out again. Maybe home is the problem.

Having trouble finding the right gift for the introvert in your life? You can’t go wrong with… - 3-5 solid hours of blessed silence - a “get out of function free” card to be redeemed later - a coupon for a phone call to be made on our behalf - a text saying you’re not mad at us - a nice blanket

I would like to sleep all the way through just one night.

Omphaloskepsis. @aabria.bsky.social has the best words.

I swear sometimes I think maybe I'm not speaking English when I tell my husband something and he just totally misinterprets or doesn't understand what I'm saying.

We have entered the era where we need to pollute more to cool the earth. www.cnn.com/2024/12/05/c...

Please treat game developers with respect. You have no idea of what they are advocating for you on your behalf and by being toxic or negative and forcing them to make changes and playing armchair gamedev you are inevitably pushing your BIGGEST CHAMPIONS out of the room.

And then there was a tree.

Hi, my name is Danfinity and I enjoy eating candy corn for charity

Sometimes you just want a couple of hard boiled eggs.

WE JUST HIT $4K! GET IN HERE! twitch.tv/danfinity

We're $1250 away from our goal! @modsherpa.bsky.social and @roguelyeshal.bsky.social upped the ante! If we hit $4K by 1 pm et, we'll give away a copy of Dragon Age: The Veilguard AND a 3D printed Tricorn on stream! $250 away! Raffle tickets still going for the piece! tilt.fyi/41LlMvjfCb

Cat check.

There is a fine line between "trying to be friendly and getting to know people" and "being an annoying little shit".

My sister is awesome and now I have several freezer bag meals in my freezer.

I have a new magic mug. It doesn't look like it should hold any liquid but it does. Love this, it's so pretty and festive and magic 🤩

Hey everyone! @roguelyeshal.bsky.social is matching up to $500 until 4 PM ET! get in here! twitch.tv/danfinity!

Making distinctions in my life between "friends" that "put up" with me, and friends that put up with me.

Um... Hi everyone 👋

Ahhhhh the #Spore Discord now has over 10,000 members!! Come be part of something great! discord.gg/sporeofficial

Tried to make my little Keeki the cat dragon in Spore today. @dizzydesigns.bsky.social created the original for me... Wasn't able to get enough cat-like parts or color the details specifically but hey, she's still pretty cute!

Sometimes I have whole conversations with a person in my head and then forget that I didn't actually talk to them about the thing.

How I arrived on Bluesky...