Oh, My God! It's an insurrection! It's mayhem! Taking over the streets! They're eating the carbs! They're eating the Gu! Are they paid protesters? EVEN WORSE - they PAID for the experience. #portlandmarathon

Sunlight is the best disinfectant. #swearingrijalva #releasethrepsteinfiles #bestfriends

Leader Buf-thune says the only reason there's a shutdown threat is because Trump is president. RIGHT! It was Trump who put a ticking time bomb into Americans' health care.

Hey, @cnn.com and @msnbc.com - cut away from this senseless, political blather. It's offensive to the military that they have to sit there.

Owing to the pending Discmount Skywarn Paradance merger, any mention of T**** on CBS’ Emmy coverage will be bleeped.

"This is what happens when you let good cops be cops," says Trash Patel, who's fired large numbers of "good cops" because his puppet master told him to.

Just spitballing here.

The NY Times is ending its Sunday "...for Kids" section. Here are my thoughts about the "why" and the "what now" of engaging young people with news and current affairs. This article SHOULD be read by grown-ups, and your thoughts are warmly invited! kidscreen.com/2025/09/05/o...

I have found the fastest and surest way to feel like a pointy-headed woke Northerner in Destin, Florida: Go store to store seeking a Sunday @nytimes.com.

Why are short-form videos so incredibly popular right now? Human nature - we constantly turn everyday moments into stories.

Trashional Guard

A public service announcement: SCOTUS says it's OK for bigot parents to exempt their children from having to read books with LGBTQ+ themes or characters. That means that sensible parents who don't want their kids being fed whitewashed, offensive history can opt out of Prager U's bullshit.

The great #Minnesota get-together! #MNStateFair #resist

#6wars #NobelPutzPrize

We now return you to our regularly scheduled demand for the Epstein files, already in progress.

"The Little Sofa That Could"? "JD and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad News Hit"? "Mike Mulligan and JD Vance Dig a Big Big Hole"?

"Shart" Patel is listing all the accomplishments of the FBI - seizing fentanyl, stopping trafficking. So, let's take agents off those tasks to apprehend scooter red-light runners in DC.

Bloatus has taken "weave" of his senses. #DC

Motherfucker is federalizing the DC police. This "liberation day" will be just as successful as his last one.

TikTok still operates in the US. Export-controlled AI chips can be sold to China. In Trump's America, national security is always second to opportunity for grift.

Pas de merde. #OvertonWindow

@cnn.com - Why did you live platform this buttplug face, toupeed f*cktrumpet, cockwomble, mangled apricot hellbeast, witless f*ck*ng c*cksplat, incompressible j*zztrumpet, ignorant f*ckmuppet, and... tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing sh*tgibbon?* * Actual signs in Scotland this week.

@msnbc.com Why are you live platforming this buttplug face, toupeed f*cktrumpet, cockwomble, mangled apricot hellbeast, witless f*ck*ng c*cksplat, incompressible j*zztrumpet, ignorant f*ckmuppet, and... tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing sh*tgibbon.* * Actual signs in Scotland this week.

Can someone tell me what bill Melania Trump got passed by Congress to remove dangerous content from the internet, as Trump just said during his press conference with Starmer?

Who let @nytpitchbot.bsky.social wrote the real NYT headlines? #whataboutism

Today, Federal Reserve chair Jerome Powelll announced that the Fed's all-important "fucks to give" rate has been lowered to zero.

Hey, @jenpsaki.msnbc.com - the Unabomber was arrested in 1996. Trump’s MIT uncle died in 1985. Would make it hard for Bloatus to have discussed Kaczynski with him.

@msnbc.com Why do you persist in platforming the firehose of lies from Bloatus? You need to cut away from travesties like today's press spray as soon as he starts lying, and only report on anything newsworthy.

I had a Brush with fame at @cmcsheffield.bsky.social.

@estherc.bsky.social A curly W in Sheffield, England? #nats

Yes, Sheff! Looking forward to seeing friends old and new at the @cmcsheffield.bsky.social!

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social could do the funniest thing. Trump wants his big bloated blowjob signed on the 4th. There’s no limit on Jeffries’ “magic minute.” Pull a Booker?

Is there even a question? Three chicks - obviously they should be named Tinker, Evers and Chance!

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An interesting complement to the New Yorker piece on basketball, "Heir Ball." The confluence of genetics, opportunity, desire, training, technology and more is a fascinating stew shaping excellence in sports. Thanks for this piece!

Timely and sharp! I'm moderating this session at @cmcsheffield.bsky.social - a must-see panel on finding a win-win-win for creators, platforms and audiences. (Description in comments.) I'd love to meet friends old and new in Sheffield! Message for a meeting.

Guys! Guys! He’s *right there.* Save him a future trip!

@taylorlorenz.bsky.social article on anti-ICE protests in Roblox sparked me to write a piece for Kidscreen about lessons IP owners and brands should take from young gamers' activism. Enjoy and share!

Gens Z and Alpha stand against ICE in Roblox, after transgressive players harassed others with in-game ICE raids. When "down on the corner went up on the server" during Covid, social gaming platforms became young people's immersive proxy space for the wide range of IRL experiences shut off to them.

I paid for this charade on backs of vets And threw in all the funds for PBS A desultory crowd’s the bane of my parade. Tanks slowly rolled and creaked like Oz’s Tin Man Troops ambled like they’d swilled Pete Hegseth’s gin, man Not standing very proud, a stain on my parade.

No official #NoKings in DC, but we’re at a sweet family-oriented gathering.

Two questions: Who is cleaning the California hotel rooms being used by ICE agents and leadership? Does anyone know where a person might purchase live bedbugs in bulk?

Happy International Day of Play! First, enjoy this excellent piece by Natalia Kucirkova, and then go out (or stay in!) and play!

@chrislhayes.bsky.social if the $TRUMP Corrupt-O dinner is on Trump’s “personal time,” why is the presidential seal on the podium?

National Security Houseplant Rubio: "I don't have any concern that the President is going to dine with someone who's going to contravene the national security of the United States..." But co-author an op-ed in a college newspaper and you get kidnapped and imprisoned.

Sure would be a shame if millions of people registered for tickets and then suddenly had to wash their hair that day. events.america250.org/events/250th...