Playing a noise show in my basement but it's just me doing laundry

Becoming friends with the cat that lives in the hardware store

Eating some crap for lunch

Selling a piece of poop on Facebook marketplace

Artificial intelligence can suck my ass

I thought my coworker was listening to some noise music. I was about to be like "damn this is sick who is this?" Until I realized it was just him using a power tool

It took months to get my new album onto streaming services because the distributor wouldn't approve the artwork that says "fuck the police" and made me edit it. Fuck the police fuck ICE free pslalestine

We gotta take the power back

My cat knows peak

Getting swallowed by a whale prob feel good as hell for a second

I don't need drugs, I just need my friend to respond with "nice" after I text him something funny 50x a day

Elon musk is the human equivalent of truck nuts

Really been ignoring balatro and the hype but I know a day is coming where I get it and become obsessed and dump a hundred hours into it

RIP Karl Marx, you would have loved amazon prime

Reading the communist manifesto for free on Amazon prime

Union busting alert! The workers who build the Philly Zoo’s LumiNature Winter Light Show announced their intent to unionize on November 15. CEO Jo-Elle Mogerman and Zoo management proceeded to deny their right to organize, circulate anti-union messages, and threaten a lengthy legal battle.

Deviled eggs? Eggs from hell? Thats friggin badass

Do yall think Pancho and lefty ever explored each other's bodies?

Man I was born in the wrong time period. I shoulda been a forager on a hunter gather band looking for nuts and berries in the forest.

vaping the substance

Posing for the delivery man. This dudes a dog shit photographer fr

philadelphia greatest country in the world

Writing a 300 page novel about taking a dump

My ass is an echo chamber

I've taken dumps that looked cooler than a cybertruck

The first rule of poop club is poop your pants

I'm glad bluesky exists because every day on Twitter i realize some page with a bunch of followers is just some racist white dude and I wish I could start over

Whoever said you can't polish a turd is an idiot, I happen to polish turds all the time. Works great.

Can't believe i used to work with a guy named cockman

I have to poop so bad right now I swear I could create a whole new hole

If the predator tried to come after me I'd kick him in the nuts

It's so cringe when someone else likes something. Completely ruining my vibe. I don't get it. I listen to jam bands and lo-fi black metal, how could anyone else like this crap? It doesn't even sound good!

I got tennis elbow from the circle jerk at the Berlin news agency in Berlin, New Jersey

Preparation H tastes just as good as it smells

Who up poopin on their pee?

More like poosky am I right

Doing all my tweets over again on bluesky

Where's the diarrhea part of this website