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Seriously. The most insane thing I’ve ever seen in a baseball game.

What … just happened in this baseball game?!?!

I cackled 😂

Been a while but time to bust this gif out again.

“Baltimore is not an east coast city. It’s a Midwest city that happens to be on the east coast. … We fancy Cleveland. We are off-the-hook Pittsburgh. We are fly-ass Detroit. That’s us, man.” - @foxworthshow.bsky.social on @righttimebomani.bsky.social with my new fave description of our hometown

Mom told me last night that she finally understands why I had a panic attack large enough to send me to the hospital after the election last year. Changes nothing in the grand scheme of things, but she apologized for being judgmental because *everything* I feared then is happening. 🙄

I’m not an Eagles fan but I’m always down for a big man touchdown. Good on you #90. 👏

someone get Chris Fowler some Zicam and Afrin, stat

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life. 1. Watching my kids play. 2. Running without pain. 3. Discovering my new favorite book. 4. The smell of salt water on the bridge on the way to Hilton Head 5. That first crisp-cool fall morning that makes you bust out the hoodies.

This part.

This Cowboys Giants game is B O N K E R S

“We’ll bring you the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and because we’ve got soccer highlights, the sheer pointlessness of a zero-zero tie. You’re watching SportsNight on CSC, so stick around.”

Listening to @pablo.show break bombshell after bombshell by doing what my j school professors told me to do 20 years ago (documents, kids! That’s where the stories are!) warms my heart more than I can say. Put Pablo on the Kennedy Assassination next. we’ll have answers in a month.

Absolutely brilliant satire. "These “Guess Stops” will be staffed by special agents known as Guess Stop Officers, or “Guess-Stop-O” for short. The Guess-Stop-O will make crime disappear by making undesirable people disappear."

I’m attempting to raise a 3 and a 6 year old, keep a freelance business afloat, launch my first children’s book, and grapple with *gesrures wildly* all of THIS … and you’re telling me I now have to spend hours comparison shopping for car insurance because State Farm is terrible? Gtfoh

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Yep.

I make sure to hug and kiss my kids every day before they leave and tell them I love them because I have a profound fear that the day I forget to do that will be the day they don’t come home. We cannot live this way. We cannot.

Challenge: post your last post photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is:

I laughed entirely too hard at this.

@joelgoodman.co i saw this and thought of you 😂😂😂

(adds “become adept with sword” to life goals)

W o w w w w .

Just remember that when things are going badly that’s the perfect time for them to get worse.

The degree to which our culture is desensitized to this kind of horror is … I don’t know that there’s a word for it.

This is well done. 👏

For no reason in particular, I really miss summer in Milwaukee.

Daaaaaaaaang I feel for the Italian women. This game has been 🤯🤯🤯

Is there, perhaps, a connecting thread among these 10 states? 🤔

Abominable.

Apropos of nothing.

Can we get @pablo.show and Mike Florio on the Epstein stuff? Because dang … these guys get results.

Northern Virginia, these lantern flies are a *problem.* 😨

A+ spectacular content. 🤣🤣

So many of their offseason moves this year feel reminiscent of the early Snyder era and that’s not great. Sigh.

Proud of our city. 💛🖤💛🖤

Thing I needed to hear today:

Wimbledon’s gonna have to make some adjustments for the effects of climate change, so it seems.

In a world where lies have no consequences, what’s even the point.

I’m literally writing a blog post for a client about using AI to … eliminate writers to produce blog posts. 🫠

There was a lot of “who the hell is that guy?” in this game but whoooooo boy, that was a great way to end the weekend. #usmnt

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Grateful to see this from our senior senator. Thank you @vanhollen.senate.gov

What’s even left to say?

Been a while since I dropped this one but …

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Tina Smith has more guts than the entirety of the GOP combined (and most of the Dems, tbqh)

This is nauseating and should be major news but … yeah, it won’t be.