We need more guys named Max as a society. Things are feeling pretty Min.

A prompt I'd LOVE to see on Make Some Noise: Old Deuteronomy from Cats reaction to being renamed "Old Neuteronomy" after being fixed.

My favorite character in Frieren is the bass player.

Release the files and jail the 'philes

I take my country neat.

Them: are you flipping off the president? Me: gesture's privilege.

You can't tell me Shakespeare wasn't at least TEMPTED to name a character "Fellatio"

Evergreen Google search

Seeing a lot of AI Slop ads. Fake people promoting fake products at fake prices to a fake audience. All this can fake off.

This cat is more photogenic than I'll ever be.

Nice

Superhero named Max A Million

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I'm getting more and more ads for services to put bills on payment plans. We are not ok.

I didn't know beavers (literal) lived in my area. Saw a couple in the past few weeks 😮

I don't care how good of a driver you normally are, get behind the wheel of a Nissan Altima, the spirit of the Altima takes over.

Hey, I've struggled with TERRIBLE handwriting my entire life and I'm only just now finding out about Motor Dysgraphia for the first time. Would've saved me a LOT of frustration to find this out much sooner.

A muppet Hanson cover band named Henson.

A strip club where at the end of the night they play "closing time" while the people on stage get dressed.

I'll admit that frying is probably on the whole the most delicious turkey preparation, but I've got smoked turkey dialed in.

Thought I'd say a bit more about this little console, and show the scale. This is a 1080p focused Steam Machine running SteamOS. It's not as powerful as what Valve will be putting out, but it more than handles what I need.

Damn, AWS outage, then Cloudflare? We've really exposed single points of failure in Internet infrastructure. Akamai's gotta be SWEATING.

"and that's the difference between a young buck and an old fuck"

I've been building a little Steam machine using one of those TINY thinkcentres (M920Q for the curious). De-burring the ventilation could've gone better 😅. Right as I wrap up, Valve announced an official steam machine. Hell yeah.

Oh gosh, it's so hard to narrow it down to just one. Hogfather was a big one. All of the Discworld books are contenders for this, more or less. Shadow of the Wind was another huge one. Read it first as a youngster, got a lot out of it, read it AGAIN as an adult and got different things. So good.

It'd be nice to have an opposition party.

You know how some parasites alter their host's behavior in order to spread more parasites? Asking for a government official.

Can't believe this isn't a passive aggressive chyron on Breaking News (Dropout.tv, give it a shot).

Genuinely, the hardest part of vasectomy recovery has been not being able to explain to the sweetest cat in the world why he can't be on my lap.

The wealthy these days are so obscene, we really need to bring in more Ghosts of Christmas Tense.

It took until today for me to realize that Zohran Mamdani REALLY resembles Charlie Cox. New York is in good hands.

If I had a pipe in the shape of a Peep, I would refer to it as "Une Peep" and nothing else.

Do we have to include pictures of Cheney now that he's bucked the kick it? These Dick pics are unsolicited.

Engineering pro tip: you don't have to do the math to find out how strong something HAS to be if you build it waaaaaaay stronger than it could ever need to be.

You know how some parasites can alter their host's behavior in order to get more hosts? Just asking. Anyway, about RFK jr's brain worm....

It's wild that Dogma was made in 1999. Introduced a partner to it today, and it's a damn good flick.

After my vasectomy, I turned to my cat and said "I'm fixed too, buddy".

Swear her in. Release the Epstein Files.

Getting a vasectomy tomorrow. Somehow resisted the temptation to make a "Now pulp free" T-shirt to commemorate the occasion 🤣

I can't quite put into words why, what exact design cues lead me to feel this way, but the new Nissan Armadas are obscene.

Kief is just more weed per weed.

False equivalencies will be the end of us.

NSFW language ICE spotted on a town's street and people flocked to force them at least a different way. A crowd of people blocked the intersection forcing the agents to turn down a different street. Even this 4 minute distraction allows people time to get inside and away from ICE kidnappings.

Them (concerned): You doing ok, pal? Me (doing a slice of pizza into queso at 6 AM): yeah, why do you ask?

This motherfucker is second in line for the Presidency, the press REALLY needs to push, asking WHY he doesn't know a damn thing (we know the answer, but my kingdom for a modicum of pushback).

NSFW warning Perfectly valid crashout as usual from @pearlmania500.bsky.social I think this covers lots of us. But lets dig into whats being said.

I see some people asking "what did No Kings Day ACCOMPLISH?" like showing the administration that 7 million people can be mobilized wasn't enough?

Jfc

I don't think it's just that they think that we're stupid. It's that they think they can get away with it regardless. American History would show that they're right. Don't let them be.

Absolutely.