I like to imagine there was someone in ancient Mesopotamia shaking their first in the sky cursing Ea Nasir to have his name be synonymous with shitty copper forevermore. As a finger curls on a monkey's paw.

Particles: the smallest of Greek Heroes.

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

All I'm saying is that suddenly being at a Waffle House with no idea how you got there is like 40% of their business.

Orangutans being orange and having NOTHING to do with the word orange is the same level of etymological coincidence as the Tower of Babel having nothing to do with "babble".

Cold Stone Cream Austin.

I'd like to thank Sam Reich for bringing back the idea of wealthy patrons supporting their jesters.

Sometimes I look at my coffee grinder and wonder if the "kief" could be used to make a monstrous espresso.

y'all the empire/first order are right wing extremists and Indiana Jones fought Nazis and maybe the problem is that the fascists keep coming back, you ignorant meatball

Millions of people have seen the greatest nap of my life.

This has always been what capitalism would lead to.

Headcanon: the governing body of Kens in Barbieland is called The Kenate.

I'd been wondering exactly how America will end and this ad I scrolled by seems like a strong contender.

Every time a baby monkey goes viral, I'm reminded how we're hard-wired to find baby primates cute.

We need more guys named Max as a society. Things are feeling pretty Min.

A prompt I'd LOVE to see on Make Some Noise: Old Deuteronomy from Cats reaction to being renamed "Old Neuteronomy" after being fixed.

My favorite character in Frieren is the bass player.

Release the files and jail the 'philes

I take my country neat.

Them: are you flipping off the president? Me: gesture's privilege.

You can't tell me Shakespeare wasn't at least TEMPTED to name a character "Fellatio"

Evergreen Google search

Seeing a lot of AI Slop ads. Fake people promoting fake products at fake prices to a fake audience. All this can fake off.

This cat is more photogenic than I'll ever be.

Nice

Superhero named Max A Million

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I'm getting more and more ads for services to put bills on payment plans. We are not ok.

I didn't know beavers (literal) lived in my area. Saw a couple in the past few weeks 😮

I don't care how good of a driver you normally are, get behind the wheel of a Nissan Altima, the spirit of the Altima takes over.

Hey, I've struggled with TERRIBLE handwriting my entire life and I'm only just now finding out about Motor Dysgraphia for the first time. Would've saved me a LOT of frustration to find this out much sooner.

A muppet Hanson cover band named Henson.

A strip club where at the end of the night they play "closing time" while the people on stage get dressed.

I'll admit that frying is probably on the whole the most delicious turkey preparation, but I've got smoked turkey dialed in.

Thought I'd say a bit more about this little console, and show the scale. This is a 1080p focused Steam Machine running SteamOS. It's not as powerful as what Valve will be putting out, but it more than handles what I need.

Damn, AWS outage, then Cloudflare? We've really exposed single points of failure in Internet infrastructure. Akamai's gotta be SWEATING.

"and that's the difference between a young buck and an old fuck"

I've been building a little Steam machine using one of those TINY thinkcentres (M920Q for the curious). De-burring the ventilation could've gone better 😅. Right as I wrap up, Valve announced an official steam machine. Hell yeah.

Oh gosh, it's so hard to narrow it down to just one. Hogfather was a big one. All of the Discworld books are contenders for this, more or less. Shadow of the Wind was another huge one. Read it first as a youngster, got a lot out of it, read it AGAIN as an adult and got different things. So good.

It'd be nice to have an opposition party.

You know how some parasites alter their host's behavior in order to spread more parasites? Asking for a government official.

Can't believe this isn't a passive aggressive chyron on Breaking News (Dropout.tv, give it a shot).

Genuinely, the hardest part of vasectomy recovery has been not being able to explain to the sweetest cat in the world why he can't be on my lap.

The wealthy these days are so obscene, we really need to bring in more Ghosts of Christmas Tense.

It took until today for me to realize that Zohran Mamdani REALLY resembles Charlie Cox. New York is in good hands.

If I had a pipe in the shape of a Peep, I would refer to it as "Une Peep" and nothing else.

Do we have to include pictures of Cheney now that he's bucked the kick it? These Dick pics are unsolicited.

Engineering pro tip: you don't have to do the math to find out how strong something HAS to be if you build it waaaaaaay stronger than it could ever need to be.

You know how some parasites can alter their host's behavior in order to get more hosts? Just asking. Anyway, about RFK jr's brain worm....

It's wild that Dogma was made in 1999. Introduced a partner to it today, and it's a damn good flick.