Hey, @ofdemonicswords.bsky.social Bugs and I miss you

Motherhood is NOT for the faint of heart The sleep deprivation alone is going to be the absolute fucking death of me. I’m already insane enough as it is, I don’t need to be driven (( FURTHER )) into madness

Our love in a nutshell, @eartofuckingear.bsky.social

✰ — ❝ I will be begging for sweet delight ❞ #GeniusJester: Emily D. Clown. Member of the Buggy Pirates. Acrobat, singer, and dancer. @eartofuckingear.bsky.social's Lil' Monster. Live Action One Piece OC. MDNI. Crossover + OC + AU friendly. MV + Selective

✰ — ❝ There's a sting in the way you kiss me ❞ #GeniusJester: Harley D. Clown. Captain of the Pink Pony Pirates. Third generation pirate && second generation circus performer. Captain Buggy's daughter. Live Action One Piece OC. MDNI. Crossover + OC + AU friendly. MV + Selective

✰ — ❝ You know I'm not clowning around ❞ #GeniusJester: Buggy D. Clown. Captain of the Buggy Pirates. Forever making @forsweetdelight.bsky.social laugh. Live Action One Piece AU. MDNI. Crossover + OC + AU friendly. MV + Selective

Mornin’, handsome

Happy (belated) birthday, @eartofuckingear.bsky.social ❤️

*bites his chest*

*sneaks up behind @playboycook.bsky.social and presses a kiss to his cheek* Thank you for taking such good care of us, Sanji. You’re a sweetheart

*sneaks up behind him and presses a kiss to the side of his neck* Boo

Thank you for taking such good care of me, @playboycook.bsky.social I have a very random question… Would you like to hold Harley?

…I just realized I don’t think Luffy has held Harley yet. I don’t think Sanji has, either It’s mostly been me, Buggy, and Zoro

Oh those are so pretty Thank you, Zoro!

*Emily’s voice and demeanour may be calm, but, her eye is TWITCHING with rage and irritation* @ofdemonicswords.bsky.social… …care to explain to me why your navigator decided to randomly slap us with a medical bill? I was under the impression we weren’t gonna pay a fucking DIME

…as a former thief, myself, I can’t say I’m all that surprised that she’s resorting to extorting us for money We can very easily pay it. It’s just the fact that we could have swore this was complimentary… I’m going to have to have a talk with Zoro and Luffy about this…

Okay, that does it… *Emily marches up to where Buggy is currently screaming in Nami’s face. Without a word, she GRABS him by the ear and drags him away, with him whining and complaining all the way*

…Buggy. It’s too early for your baseless accusations No, baby. That isn’t why I pitched the idea to sleep with Zoro. Is Nami trying to get under your skin?

It is true that it wasn’t ((entirely)) Zoro’s fault He’s at fault for getting lost and walking in on me The rest? That’s on Buggy and I. Especially adding in the fact that we had to give him some convincing

Are Mohji and Cabaji finished helping us grab our things? I’d like to be back on our ship. I’m homesick. I wanna introduce Harley to the rest of her little family

*smacks him upside the head*

*huffs* I’m really starting to not like her…

Our doctor overworked himself and was unable to care for me properly He’s starting to become too much of a pain to deal with. Chopper was kind enough to help us when our soon to be former doctor dropped the ball Nice to know there’s ((some)) good people on this crew

I suggest you watch that mouth of yours, Nami It’s not Harley’s fault that crying is the ((only)) way she can communicate right now Unlike you and everyone else who can use words to complain Unless you’d like to sport a slap mark, I’d suggest you watch what you say about my daughter

Hey, @ofdemonicswords.bsky.social? Would you mind holding Harley? She won’t stop crying. She doesn’t want Buggy, she doesn’t want me She isn’t hungry. Doesn’t want her pacifier. She just had a nap HELP ME

Me when my husband was taken by Arlong and when he was taken to Impel Down

*gives both @eartofuckingear.bsky.social && @playboycook.bsky.social a pointed glare, all the while holding Harley against her chest* YOU TWO BETTER FUCKING BEHAVE BEFORE I MAKE YOU BEHAVE!

|| Would love to get some storylines going here - One Piece, original characters, or crossovers are fine. DMs are open for plotting more lengthy stories so like this and I’ll message you. #Roleplay

My birthday is coming up…

*holds up a mirror*

I am well aware that I married a histrionic drama queen who doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together I am also well aware that I chose to bear his child I owe him my life. He saved it. Treats me like a human being and loves me more than anything Buggy may be a lot of things, but, he ~

By the by, @talktreasuretome.bsky.social… If my husband gives you any trouble and he’s being the usual stubborn jackass that he is? Don’t hesitate to give me a shout. All I have to do is give him THE LOOK and say “Buggy…” He’s scared of me

I just hope that Garp and those Marine bastards haven’t gotten word that I’ve given birth If anything, and I mean ((ANYTHING)) were to happen to Harley, both my husband and I will go even madder with grief

So, @guilefulsands.bsky.social… When are you and Scarlet coming by to meet your goddaughter? Alice and Mihawk have already visited. I’m sure Scarlet is just ((D Y I N G)) to meet Harls

*bites his chest* Mmf…

#NewIcon Art by Joshua Swaby

I do my best to keep him in line But, there’s days where I’m too exhausted to deal with his dramatic bullshit I’ll give him a talking to. He’s scared of me, anyways

Bugs I’m not in the mood for your drama and bullshit. I’m NEVER in the mood for it, my limit has been reached a long time ago However, I’m postpartum. I’m grouchier than normal Tread lightly, clown

#GJ This whole alliance thing might warm Buggy up to Sanji

Hey, @guilefulsands.bsky.social… Buggy and I have some news for you and Scarlet

*Emily yawns, slowly making her way towards the deck of the Thousand Sunny Harley is swaddled against her chest, fast asleep after her afternoon feeding. She’s exhausted and her tits hurt She wonders where @ofdemonicswords.bsky.social could be…*

…Buggy? What the fuck is going on? You’re being…cordial with Shanks. I thought for sure you’d constantly be at his throat… …I think fatherhood managed to mellow you out

…Shanks, would you mind checking to see if my husband is running a fever? He’s…being genuinely kind to you. Something has to be wrong

*Emily doesn’t know what time it is. She doesn’t even remember falling asleep, nor does she know how long she’s been asleep for She feels like she’s been hit by a cannonball. Who knew that giving birth would take so much out of her? She’s in pain, she’s beyond exhausted, and she’s fucking ~

#GJ Emily: *talks to Sanji, is acting all nice to him because she likes him* Buggy, who doesn’t trust Sanji as far as he can throw him, watching from a distance like:

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