‘ey, @ofdemonicswords.bsky.social Let Nami know our medical bill will be paid before we depart

✰ — ❝ There's a sting in the way you kiss me ❞ #GeniusJester: Harley D. Clown. Captain of the Pink Pony Pirates. Third generation pirate && second generation circus performer. Captain Buggy's daughter. Live Action One Piece OC. MDNI. Crossover + OC + AU friendly. MV + Selective

✰ — ❝ I will be begging for sweet delight ❞ #GeniusJester: Emily D. Clown. Member of the Buggy Pirates. Acrobat, singer, and dancer. @eartofuckingear.bsky.social's Lil' Monster. Live Action One Piece OC. MDNI. Crossover + OC + AU friendly. MV + Selective

The good ol’ days, @sanguineyonko.bsky.social vt.tiktok.com/ZSA5aKpUn/

*sneaks up behind @ofdemonicswords.bsky.social and presses a big ol’ smacking wet kiss to his cheek Just because*

The rumours are not exaggerated. My wife is fucking feral and she is a biter. There was one time she almost got caught by fucking Garp, she straight up bit him and got away

I know I’m an idiot But, I’m not stupid enough to say something to my wife that I know will get me tossed overboard I know she can take me in a fight. We’ve sparred before, she mops the FLOOR with me

*Buggy yawns softly, walking through the Thousand Sunny. It’s his and Emily’s last day before they head back to their own ship He’s on his way to find @ofdemonicswords.bsky.social. That way he can spend some extra time with him before leaving. Emily is having a nap, so, he has the baby*

#GJ To literally no one in particular, if you’re gonna follow Buggy, please also follow his wife. I find it to be both odd and insulting when people can’t be bothered to do that

Speaking of… *gently hands Harley off to Emily* It’s time for her feeding! And it’s your turn since I fed her this morning (Author’s note: I just wanna make it clear that Emily has some milk pumped so he can feed Harley in the middle of the night if he ends up getting up to check on her)

Oh, Scar… Have they fucking ever It is HOT when she’s in Mama Bear mode… …unless I’m the target of her wrath

Psst, @ofdemonicswords.bsky.social… Have you noticed that Emily’s…even more of a walking ball of rage? She was already one, but, pregnant and postpartum Emily? Whole new beast…

…oh you know it’s bad when she has the eye twitch That’s a sign that screams “I am filled to the brim with rage and I’m trying my best to contain it”

#GJ I’LL REPLY WHEN I’M DONE CACKLING TO THE POINT MY BROKEN LUNGS SOUND LIKE A TEA KETTLE BUGGY’S FACE RIGHT NOW IS JUST…THIS

Honey, that’s an accountant or a bookkeeper. NOT a navigator

Yes, we did Because not once did Luffy, Zoro, or Chopper mention we’d be stuck with a fucking bill. That’s what I’m mad about right now I’ll let Emily handle things because right now…I will yell at Zoro and even I know that ain’t smart right now

She’s the one who started it!

#GJ Nami: Why should I have to apologize? I saw “Gay”, so I said “Gay.” That’s not bullying. That’s an astute observation

…honey? You didn’t pitch the idea to sleep with Zoro to get back at me, did you?

#GJ Oh snap

#GJ Buggy is offended and I’m sitting on my bed fucking cackling like a witch at this

Because I’d GREATLY appreciate it if you got your fucking FACTS STRAIGHT

Aye-yo, it wasn’t that meathead’s idea for me to watch!

…yeesh, smacking me for getting out of line. That’s new

When are fists gonna start flying?

See? We’re different I threaten because it’s fun She does it to try and keep people in order Maybe my wife should be captain…

*jaw, meet floor* She…she only pulls that word out when she’s ((real)) mad or irritated I haven’t heard the word “Cunt” fly out of her mouth with supersonic speed in a HOT second. God DAMN

Happy (belated) birthday, @forsweetdelight.bsky.social ❤️

Mama Bear mode came out in full swing

Don’t act like we’ve tried everything in our power to get her to stop crying My funny faces didn’t work. And that usually works like a charm!

Uh-oh She used the Mom voice

Just for the record, @playboycook.bsky.social …thanks for helping take care of Emily. I appreciate it a lot

#GJ I’m having fun writing with LaLa. She does SUCH a good job writing Nami 🧡

|| Would love to get some storylines going here - One Piece, original characters, or crossovers are fine. DMs are open for plotting more lengthy stories so like this and I’ll message you. #Roleplay

✰ — ❝ Our sacred scars show who we are ❞ — Starter for @talktreasuretome.bsky.social && @forsweetdelight.bsky.social

✰ — ❝ We are the bold united souls ❞ — SL with @talktreasuretome.bsky.social && @forsweetdelight.bsky.social

Hey! Who you callin’ a drama queen?

My baby is 100% going to be a daddy’s girl I’ve lost track of how many times Emily came to me saying how Harley just would not stop crying. And she’s tried everything The second she’s in my arms? She stops Why? Because she was crying for ME

God forbid a man protects his wife

*squeaks in fear* Yes, ma’am

I’m watching you, @playboycook.bsky.social… Always watching…

*Buggy slowly opens his eyes, feeling a tad bit groggy after awaking from his impromptu nap Harley is awake, staring up at him with those tiny, innocent eyes. Emily must be elsewhere on the ship, probably getting herself food Speaking of food…Harley is probably due for a feeding*

…where’s my wife? …and my kid?

Fatherhood is honestly better than I anticipated it to be I love being a dad. There’s not enough words that can describe how much I love my daughter And I’m gonna make DAMN sure she’s protected. I made a vow to protect her and her mother no matter what

Harls will be a month old as of next Saturday Where has the fucking time gone?

Em… I mean this with love… Shut. Your. Fuckin’. Trap

The fact I even have to do that is… …I don’t fuckin’ know. I married an oddball