"[Labubu] is just a Teletubby on meth. They're what Marjorie Taylor Green thinks Jews look like." -- Lewis Black

“We celebrate the long-lasting bond between President Donald J. Trump and his ‘closest friend,’ Jeffrey Epstein” Now that's what I call some excellent protest art trolling - and it has the permits to stay legally until Sunday night. 😆😆😆 #Epstein #PedoFiles #ArtSky

#JonStewart interviews #JacindaArdern on #TheDailyShow Jacinda: The easiest trick is to weaponize fear and blame. Jon: To quote Yoda, I believe that may lead to the dark side. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJg1...

they’re gonna start selling Trumpenol and profit off this insanity

"SHARON! HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?!? SHARON?!?"

Every time I see Stephen Miller, I think of the Dead Kennedys song "This Could be Anywhere (This Could be Everywhere)" - especially the following section: So many people I know Come of age tense & bitter-eyed Can't create so they just destroy "Come on, let's set someone's dog on fire!" (Biafra)

Dear Evangelicals, When you get raptured, make sure to leave your doors unlocked so those of us left behind don't have to break windows to claim your stuff. Thanks, The Damned

What band, in your humble opinion, peaked with their debut full-length (even though they released more afterwards -- i.e., Sex Pistols, as a one-and-done band, don't count)? I'll start: Agent Orange - Living in Darkness T.S.O.L. - Dance With Me Pearl Jam - Ten #MusicSky #DebutAlbums

#IndianaUniversity #Hoosiers #Football Everyone who plays against IU this year:

Since this is about American "civil rights leaders" can we assume that they already have statues of Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Medgar Evars, Harry & Harriet Moore, etc. on all their campuses? Plus a Tulsa Race Massacre memorial? Yes? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

So Tom Homan didn't get charged because even though he took money & made vague promises, he didn't follow through with those promises? So he benefits from being a big fat liar? Yeah, that tracks.

I still miss the band SAVAGES, but at least JEHNNY BETH, is still out there doing stuff. Newest album first listen I was slightly disappointed; couple days later and second listen I was really digging it.

So Texas conservatives are cheering the resignation of "super-woke DEI" Texas A&M president who is [checks notes] a white, male, four-star general who worked on the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was CIA director for military affairs, taught at West Point, & was Dean of Bush School of Govt at A&M...

You know damned well that we're headed toward "Late Night with Rob Schneider" and "The Tonight Show starring Roseanne Barr" right? Don't forget "The Late Late show with Shane Gillis"... Greg Gutfeld will be head of the FCC. Go ahead, laugh now because you won't be once it actually happens.

So believing that fascism (and racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia, etc.) is a bad thing - and being opposed to that bad thing now means I'm a bona fide terrorist? Really? Little ol' me? Well shucks, Mr. President.

This second Trump term has felt like an exceptionally long four years, but at least it has run its course and will be over soon. Sorry... what was that? Not even nine months yet?!? Are you sure? ...Well, shit.

Sometimes a cat needs a mobile tummy warmer. "Onward, cat conveyance machine." -Cinder

If I can find ten times you said something racist, it doesn't matter if you think I'm cherry-picking quotes, you're still a racist.

I tell students that if they've finished the test and have checked their answers then they should draw a picture or write a poem, joke, or very short story on their test paper (until time is up). They seem to like that, but more importantly, it gives me little moments of levity while marking tests.😁

According to Trump Administration estimates, drugs killed 300 million people in the US last year, but also thanks to Donald Trump, more than 2 billion Americans were saved due to Fentanyl seizures at the borders.

Quite enlightening to attend a colloquium* on disinformation, fact-checks, & correction on Friday and then watch the real-world levels of disinformation about every single aspect of this shooter/shooting. Who will even remember later what was true and what wasn't? 😞 * @nadiabrashier.bsky.social

If they find the main office photocopier exploded at the bottom of the stairwell Monday morning, remember I was with you all weekend. Thanks.

Wait... That's Justin Bieber, innit? I for one totally Belieb he could have done it.

Wife: why are you taking a picture of my ear? Me: because we have a cabbage Wife...

Does this mean tRump is going to invade Utah now?

There are no English words that have all the vowels including y in order he said facetiously.

Parks & Recreation meme, except the opposite. #TrumpSignature #KarolineLeavitt #EpsteinFiles #LyingLiars #SignatureComparison

Dear GOP, We all already know Bill Clinton is a sex pest creep. We know he's in the files. We're pretty certain he did ALL the bad Epstein stuff. The difference is that he's not a god to us & we don't care that he'll get burnt. So fucking bring it & let them all burn, cowards. Sincerely, The Libs

I don't know if it is a generally accepted measure, but my youngest has taken to referring to individual pieces/triangles of a Toblerone as a "toble" as in: "can I have one toble of that?"

My Review of you-know-what: - Artistic merit: 0/10 - Literary merit: 0/10 - Creepiness: 10/10

Cinder is not impressed #WarOnChicago #Deportations #ApocalypseNow #ColonelKilgore #FascistState

I loved the games "Limbo" & "Inside" so my kids got me "Cocoon" because it's by the same designer (Jeppe Carlsen). May it be as weird and awesome as the other two! Also got Silksong added to the family playlist as I had played the crap out of Hollow Knight. 🤘😁🤘

Automatically shot both hands up into the air & shouted "YES!" when I saw on the news that Jim Jarmusch won the Golden Lion at the Venice film festival for "Father Mother Sister Brother." I wasn't necessarily cheering the victory but rather that there is A NEW JIM JARMUSCH FILM!

Reminds me of when I saw eyehategod last year & the vocalist kept going on about not being a sludge metal band. One point he was all "what the fuck even is sludge metal?" right before playing a song that made me think -- "well... THAT was sludge metal, buddy." 🙄 thehardtimes.net/music/band-n...

By Executive Order my cats collectively and individually shall be known as "The Cats of War." Thank you for your attention to this matter.

How is it possible that I didn't know that the Miami Dolphins - my #1 NFL team (Steelers #2) - has a player named Storm Duck. STORM DUCK! His name is Storm Duck. His nickname is "Quack" and I did not make that up. Storm "Quack" Duck. Awesome.

Ember: I'm still just a tiny kitten & can squoosh on top here. Cinder: Stupid fat hobbit always sitting on us. Pebble: mmpphh #CatsOfBluesky #Cats

I'm not especially concerned about a tRump third term - he's simply not going to live that long. If he does manage to make it to 2028 there's no way he'll be in any state, cognitively, to convince anyone he's even minimally compos mentis. It's a manufactured distraction. GOP knows it won't happen.

For you @kevinmkruse.bsky.social

Poor Donnie... he's the only authoritarian dickhead who didn't get invited to the party and now he's all pouty. #Putin #Xi & #KimJongUn are #MeanBoys !!!

China's military parade was like a billion times better than the one for Trump's birthday and I bet he's pissed about it.

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary: Todo Sobre Mi Gary

Me: [going into bathroom] Son: [from hallway] What are you going in there to do? Me: Papal conclave. Son: What? Me: Papal conclave. Son: What does that mean? Me: If you see white smoke that means there's a new poop.

First day of Spring. Time to change dragons again.

Ok, so we've seen ACT/NZF pull centre-right National further and further to the populist right as minority coalition partners. How about next time we see the Greens & Te Pāti Māori as minority coalition members pull centre-left Labour further to the left? It's just crazy enough to work! Please?

OK, Hear Me Out...A 'LORD OF THE RINGS' Remake, but with These Two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Wait... Is this something I *should* be worried about?!?