Look!! It’s Huey!

life is cruel

i am nobody. i was always nobody.

it always falls apart

im so stressed and tired

Not the real Paul.

So much great music from that year though

Your eyes are so easy to get lost in. For me at least.

You in heels...mind control magic spell...over me at least.

How dare you

never a good time

elder millennial

Stop it now im gonna cry and watch blade runner again

thems the rules

kaitlin you are a blessing in this crazy world pal

it's pretty glorious tbh

if its true you can see it with your eyes...or even in the dark

LUDICROUS SPEEEED

@anyuse.bsky.social love you

It’s AAPI month. Send me a cookie.

i will be your handy hawk

you angel.

@anyuse.bsky.social love you so much

If you are my assistant, this is your most important job: If it is two days before something is due, you come into my office — break the door down, if you have to — and ask “have you started this?” Recognize the answer as a lie. Get me an extension, anyway.

See also heath bars

There is a massive lack of moral courage in our society

Regular glazed from Shipley. Thats it.

i deserve better

friends, if he: - pauses unnecessarily between each sentence - uses gratuitous hashtags - demands that totally normal moments have “key takeaways” - generally just makes you want to gouge your eyes out that ain’t your man. that’s a LinkedIn post

How Optimus Prime sexts:

I just know that people who have no sense of urgency did not play any sports growing up

The best cure for a broken heart is killer style and an attitude that doesn't quit. Dress for the occasion on stylishoccult.com 💕

this reminds me i need to buy more kewpie mayo

as you should

work life balance is my dream for you

Being catcalled by men: trash Being catcalled (complimented really) by women: makes my day and we’re besties now

love this

This is why they won’t let me include an “objectives” section on my resume anymore

For the honor of Greyskull!

that is one very hot old lady. extremely hot. scorching.

This was, I guess, a very big deal, and I had no idea. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wi...

you deserve this my queen

i have never seen such a bird nest looking bird nest. this is a movie prop. its what you imagine a bird nest looks like.

i love you so much @anyuse.bsky.social

There are those who words alone will not reach.

A gal needs to run away sometiiimes

miss you @anyuse.bsky.social

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For me it was the one about the indian inside of the cupboard.