It does sound like one.

WHAT A GIRL WAANTS WHAT A GIRL NEEEDS

“Guy was an interior decorator!” “…his house looked like shit”

constantly referencing the matrix and yet completely misunderstanding the film in every way imaginable is just insane to me. also an immediate tell. you are not the intellectual you believe yourself to be.

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

Feels like shit. Looks like a million bucks. Story of her life. Get this woman a pizza.

One day I will know this joy.

Buy my music though. I am hungry. Artists gotta eat too.

The cool thing about being me is I am actually as good as you THINK your favorite artist is.

good morning @anyuse.bsky.social

"i want someone who will help me hide the body" is NOT something you want to put in your dating profile. yall are out of your minds

Everyone is so mean.

We found a note on the sidewalk on the way back from the playground. My daughter thinks it is a magic spell. My guess is grocery list.

life is cruel

ma'am

THE FLOWERS ARE VERY PRETTY YOU HEALTHY ANGEL WHO CAN DO NO WRONG

hi i am officially obsessed with Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator 📼 we jokingly called our video rental store SMUTHUT before realizing you can actually have an adult section (but it's still brand safe ok?) 🥲 so welcome to the first ever SMUTHUT SATURDAY 🥰 Live now 🔴 Twitch.tv/Emidivergent

i am hungry

So lonely.

not good enough. throw a twinkie in the middle of it.

Is this an animorph situation or am i literally part raccoon

Bring back low rise bikini bottoms bc why is everything high waisted and high cut and half way up my back??

ur my dad now

quit dicking around

i wish people werent so mean to me

I was kind of a bad ass when we played dodge ball growing up. Also I recall a similar kind of dodge ball. Also im really sorry thats how youre feeling...love you

Everything went to shit after 2008.

good morning @anyuse.bsky.social drink water i love you

No one likes a liar.

if you dont have a crush on @charleexchaste.com you are wrong and lying

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Being an intellectual in this country right now is maddening.

at least they brought mr pibb back

not to be a snob but you really can just ignore every star wars except the original 3. i like the prequels and a few of the shows but it doesnt need all that.

YOU WERE ALMOST A JILL SANDWICH 🗣️ Happy 30th birthday to Resident Evil 🎂 This game has changed my life in so many ways - so I am legally obligated to celebrate it today with deathless practice ☺️ WE'RE IN THE NEW BADGE BETA SO COME GET YOUR JILL SANDWICH BADGES ‼️ Live now 🔴 Twitch.tv/Emidivergent

glitz & glam 💚 📸: @thecameronrice.bsky.social 👕: stylish occult @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social

My friend is so gorgeous!

i have new music available if anyone would like to support me

it has been a hard life and i do not know what i want from it anymore

thank you to haunting 2000s emo guitar riffs from unknown long gone bands that still move me and console me in ways nothing else can

This Texan says yeehaw right back partner 🤠

smoooooooooog operatorrrr.

Giant what now 🫣

You are probably funnier, even, than you'd like to be.

You always compliment me. You always say I look good in sweaters too. Give me one you usually dont give me. Think outside the box.

Ennie you are in charge of protecting my stash of twinkies

I have a deposition joke, but you might object.

Great advice for anyone ever

god she was always so dreamy