Im tryna show up y'all are just attending

Does Porter Robinson need to play on an NES? Probably not. Did I make it play for NES anyway? Absolutely!

Ugh you're telling me that people are smoking? Like, burning organic matter?? Organic. Like, pissed on??? See unlike me who exclusively smokes turbo synthesized quadruple quantum kickflipped RGB gamer THC delta 420 ass blaster "Liquid"™. Kids these days...

Problem: too much liquor in my cup. Solution: drink it all. Future issues: not my fuckin problem

Took one of the worst shits of my life

Took one of the best shits of my life

Minutes to Midnight is better than Meteora

First they replaced my oxygen with swag. Now they have changed my swag out for rizz. I can't breathe im drowning

Just got out of the hospital. Im never spelling icup again

I only fuck if it's relevant to the plot

Happy gay month gaylords. Go do crime

Bro how are they making downy ads still. Its detergent you shouldn't have THIS much to say about it

Would you still love me if I shit my pants in the 7/11 but not the main 7/11 we go to where they know us but the one on the other side of town that we went to 6 months ago on our way back from that hike we took

I hope the girl reading this has a good day. Fuck the rest of yall

Bingus bungus fungus amongus dungus longus pingas Thank you

Some of yall never been to pen island and it shows

Im not mentally ill, im sick with it and im just showing off at this point

Some days I think I should use this app more (kinda fun to just slap insane shit out there) then I remember my ass is fat and I should just stay logged out lmao

Believe the hype: they/them pussy will in fact ruin your life. 10/10 would go again

February 5x5

Broke boi asked if he could hold a dollar. I speedran the rest of his life and backwards long jumped his ass to an early grave

January 5x5

Me and the work homies have been getting really into beyblades. I keep mine in my fanny pack and i feel like an anime protagonist ready to let it rip against anyone who comes across my way

Sometimes when I take a dump its kinda like I'm playing my own version of squid game

Super special epic 2024 5x5 as well

December 5x5

Bro adhd is such a fickle bitch. Like one moment im turbo focused on literally nothing and the next moment im single minded focused on cleaning my bathroom and bedroom like im about receive sloppy that makes Noah's arc go: "damn that shit flooding"

Im at the store getting money so i can my death gripped

20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can re-sell it. The law only ever serves capital.

so... my friend gifted me the re4 remake, and i promised to draw kleon. so have kleon. - - - #kirby #leonkennedy #residentevil #re4 #fanart #leonskennedy #artsky

Im slinging my shit like Gandalf the way im covered in white

I have to piss so fuckin bad rn and my roommate has flushed FOUR TIMES

If you buy the premium gas you should invest in crypto

I got four lokos inside of me. About to make me go coocoo for coco puffs

Get used to the first of the month being 5x5 day

I never understood the tidepod challenge. Like were you just stupid and thought the nice smells translated to good taste? Bright colored mushrooms have been poisonous since, like, ever dude.

Are we really calling posts here skeets? Like actually? Like when I post here im actually just posting cum?

Uni loaf :3 おててないない！

Don't leave me alone with the cantaloupe. I'll go crazy on it

A video game can only be as good as its wiki

i do. i’m speeding drinking and skeeting right now and this cop isn’t gonna get me because he’s too busy jacking off. i like that

Turns out im good at claw machine

Why has no one no clipped into the big safe at at the bank lol. Its just free money

I'm at the Freddy Fazbears Fraudulent Function, fucked up on fifty fresh and fiery fajitas. Far off from my fervent fantasies of one day being a felonious philanthropist much like the fine fellow whos name festoons the establishment. "Fortune favours the fiendish" I faintly said as I fade forever.

I LOVE SHITTING ON THE CLOCK I LOVE SHITTING ON THE CLOCK I LOVE SHITTING ON THE CLOCK I LOVE SHITTING ON THE CLOCK I LOVE SHITTING ON THE CLOCKI LOVE SHITTING ON THE CLOCK I LOVE SHITTING ON THE CLOCK I LOVE SHITTING ON THE CLOCK I LOVE SHITTING ON THE CLOCK I LOVE SHITTING ON THE CLOCK I LOVE SHIT

cock and balls forever ✊😔

Me playing and enjoying League of Legends in 2023 was not on my bingo card

I think I would bully Sisyphus if I met him. What bozo would push a boulder up a hill forever. Like learn to play guitar or league of legends