If Iran blew up Mar a Lago, I’d be upset, but I would forgive them, because that’s what happens in a war.

War is a time of hopelessness, but I still have hope…I hope Tucker Carlson’s house in Qatar gets blown up.

My hypothetical great grand kids, to their kids: “Back in the day, the president himself could start a war of choice, just by bombing some country overnight!” *gasps “Without even consulting congress, let alone the people! They called this a ‘republic.’” *awed silence

The Trump administration won’t rest until the women of Iran are free, to be sexually harassed by members of the Trump cabinet. 🕊️🇮🇷

Wolfman’s got Communards.

More like the prostate of the union.

Gonna take a break from making fun of the US Green Party, to make fun of the Labour Party’s pathetic, tone deaf criticism of the UK Greens.

Posts that are like, “I’m not posting today, I have a stummy ache,” or, “I should start drawing more” get 1k—10k likes. Meanwhile, my post debunking the theory of relativity? 🦗🦗🦗

“Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more times than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible!” Uh, ok. What am I supposed to do with that information? Wonder if Trump would be less implicated in human trafficking, if Jesus had been mentioned in the Bible more? It’s just a dumb thought-ending factoid.

For the collection: movie posters featuring a horny person(s):

When artists try to talk about politics—ok from the get-go, there’s a goat appealing to a sense of “humanity.” Then there’s a made up monstrosity of a word, “corporatocratic,” because someone was too squeamish to say, “capitalism.” Finally the bizarro contradiction of equating “humanity” with …

The Epstein files is a concrete manifestation, in microcosm, of what the financialization of capital has done to society at large. Or, looking at it another way, Epstein is the macro, and the micro is the creep who would call McDonald’s to get their female employees to do sick things.

I miss Irwin, the stressed-out accountant from the Sit ‘n Sleep commercials. Did Larry Miller’s insanely low prices finally do him in?

I caught Legionnaires’ Disease from watching that RFKJ-Kid Rock workout video.

I was listening to some hacky centrist pundit on CNN talking about “both parties” doing something, and for a minute sounding exactly like a “third party” leftist. I’d like to set up a special learning camp for this type of leftist, to study Mao’s “On Contradiction.”

If the premise of THE EXORCIST was true, that the devil and God are real, why didn’t the exorcism work? It was Father Kerras’ somewhat more secular approach that ultimately drove the demon out. It looks like Fr. Kerras’ doubt in the faith was correct.

Seeing the way some leftists have been hoodwinked by Graham Platner makes me understand why Christopher Walken was so frustrated with Greg Stillson supporters in the DEAD ZONE.

I can’t believe I’m older than Kid Rock. 😫 I assumed he was 50 back in the ‘90’s, he always looked old af.

My Facebook feed is picking up comments from the Bizarro dimension:

Those Trump press events are so bizarre. The reporters get all emotional, and desperately shout out their questions. “Mr President, Mr president, lie to me first!” “Mr President, can you clarify that horseshit data point you pulled out of your ass?” “Mr President what is the secret of your greatness

Back in the 80’s, we lived next to a family who identified themselves as *Jordanian,* but my mom had other ideas. She figured they were actually Palestinians, but didn’t want to identify as such. So she referred to them as “the Palestinians,” forevermore.

In honor of the Olympics, I took an Olympic-sized shit this AM.

“Whoever wants to reach socialism by any other path than that of political democracy, will inevitably arrive at conclusions that are absurd and reactionary both in the economic and the political sense.” VI Lenin, Two Tactics of Social Democracy in the Democratic Revolution

Holy shit, he really went off this time:

A lot of people don’t know about this, but in WECOME BACK KOTTER lore, Juan Epstein is canonically the illegitimate son of Jeffrey Epstein.

Whenever, whatever you see a doctor for, you should always ask whether a condition/treatment will affect your masturbatory habits.

When is a reporter going to ask Trump why he hired (hires?) 15 yo girls to give massages at his club? Why isn’t Mar a Jackoff getting investigated as a business? If the massage parlor in the local strip mall was hiring 15 yo girls, that would sure as hell get some scrutiny.

I was taking OxyContin after a recent surgery. It made me feel relaxed and mellow. I didn’t turn into a vituperative asshole like Rush Limbaugh. It was after I stopped taking OxyContin that I went back to being a vituperative asshole.

Kind of a low risk venture for leftists to be hog-piling on Newsom, but are any of them looking at other existing governors, senators, etc. for viable candidates? No, because that requires sticking their neck out, and most of them are gutless opportunists.

“Tucker Carlson for president!” “Oprah for president!”— Can I just point out that we didn’t have this “any clown from TV can be president” mindset before Ronald Reagan?

OK, we all know RFKJ is a disgusting freak. But we need to interrogate just ^why* he snorted Coke off a toilet seat. There are plenty of other, more sanitary surfaces to snort Coke off of in a bathroom. That was a choice. This motherfucker makes Gollum look like Felix Unger.

Resistance people, do yourself a favor and follow Jane Wiedlin on Instagram, if you’re on there. She posts all kind of hilarious crazy shit she doesn’t post on Bluesky.

I can’t stand the word “flick,” referring to movies. So disrespectful.

Leftists getting some rage-bait mileage out of declaring who they *won’t* vote for, as opposed to announcing “I’ll be voting for Crackpot McLefty of the Buttfuck Party in ‘28,” which doesn’t have the same heft.

It used to be “the federal government.” Now it’s the feral government.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Epstein is Gilles de Rais 2, if Gilles had had a global network of rich patrons & institutions who helped hide his crimes against humanity from the peasants. Gilles de Rais eventually had to pay for his crimes, just another reason late capitalism is > feudalism at protecting elites.

Teensy remnant of OCD thinking popping up: “I’m not in the Epstein files, am I?” 🤔

A black woman just led team USA in the opening ceremonies carrying the American flag and all I could think was thank goodness I don't have to hear what Charlie Kirk has to say

If the leftists shitting themselves over the prospect of voting for Newsom in ‘28 could expend a tenth of that energy supporting the Kaiser strike (i.e. the class struggle happening irl right now), that would be awesome.

Survey was up for less than 24 hrs. They don’t give a shit/want to hear about it LOL I wanted to congratulate them for balancing (barely) providing services while forcing their workers to go on strike & continuously grabbing $$$ hand over fist.

I wish They the People would do something about their government.

The hardest thing about having to use a cane is resisting the urge to clobber people with it.

Eric Carle’s THE VERY HUNGRY HUMAN CENTIPEDE

We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE. They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.

The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die

You’d think a state (California) with a bigger economy than Japan would have a universal healthcare system, like Japan. That’s OK, our governor has a podcast so we get to hear from Ben Shapiro.

I’m glad we’re able to say “Merry Chirstmas “ again.

Renee Good and Alex Pretti were: A. Leftists B. Liberals C. Doesn’t fucking matter, they were heroes.