“Drizzle” lol

There’s a “lame duck” president, where everyone is waiting for his term to end, and then there’s a “stroke duck” president, where he made it clear he’s never leaving office, and everyone is waiting for him to die.

These Megan Kelly clips are pretty good proof that a lot of people have gotten much much much worse over the last 10 years

How come nobody in the media is pointing out the irony of someone telling Epstein to let Trump “hang himself,” and then Trump went ahead and hanged Epstein and made it look like he hanged himself? That was weird how that turned out, is all.

I’m super annoyed when a politician or a commercial says that you “deserve” something, or Americans deserve this or that.. I did hear a commercial recently where it was warranted: “if the California penal system sexually assaulted you, you deserve compensation.” Yes, you deserve compensation.

GOP: “Big Beautiful Bill, DOGE cuts, government shutdown—nobody can fuck their own voters harder than US!” Schumer: “Hold my beer…”

The Baileys are moving to Canada to get healthcare.

We need to uplift the deep universal humanity of Larry’s plea to “leave him alone!”

The best thing about Facebook is people sharing their art. Someone took the time to render this in oils, NOT a.i.

Just a fascinating series of numbers:

With MTG out on her “won’t somebody do my job for me?” tour of MSM, they should ask her about the Big Beautiful Bill, what is in it, why did she vote for it? Since she is a dunderhead, she won’t be able to say what’s in it, but a good journo could fill in the details for her.

What happened—did he open the Ark of the Covenant? JFC

This made my head hurt

“Mamdani appoints all-women transition team…” We’ve seen this movie before, folks.

This looks like a Cindy Sherman photo, but it’s a still from a Steven Seagal movie, I forget which one, “Behind the Law” or “Down With Justice” or something.

I voted for Prop 50 *and* Mamdani, using my special antifa mail-in ballot.

New Trump “tell” identified: when he’s about to tell an absolute whopper, saying, “are you ready?” LOL who says that? 😝😂😩😭

Socialism? More like scroll-cialism.

I can’t wait to see what a Marxist jihad is like.

This is actually a decent summary of Christians in general:

Watched TERRIFIER 3, and a Marx Brothers movie as a palette cleanser, and realized Art the Clown and Harpo Marx are basically the same character.

Ask him if he’s seen a guy give oral to two other guys, maybe he’s seen that?

the leftists are doing purity politics again just because one primary candidate has a chainsaw arm possessed by a demon that thirsts for human blood the other arm is completely normal and the rest of their body is barely possessed at all!!

2026: Trump passes peacefully in his sleep. GOP & Dems work out a deal to open the government and release the Epstein files. It is revealed that Trump is not implicated in any Epstein crimes, he was blocking the release to protect his good friend, Bill Clinton, a secret he kept to the grave.

Are they waiting for Trump to die before they open the government again & have to release the Epstein files? Yipes, what a mess, having a pervert gangster as a president!

Does Tucker Carlson do that laugh where he sounds like Aunt Bea getting her asshole tickled with a feather just for show, or is he also sitting around watching Friends reruns laughing like that?

HALLOWEEN (1978) & the franchise it spawned could be a case study in how capitalists and consumers collude to ruin things in the culture. There was a sweet little low budge gem, not much story but a ton of suspense, a creepy nightmare padded to 90 mins & a tight, ambiguous yet satisfying ending.

There’s a certain type of white brain that gets completely short-circuited when there’s an ethnic person from a place of a different ethnicity. Black guy from Hawaii >>> broken brain. Arab Muslim guy from Uganda >>> extra broken brain

The final scene in the final installment in the TERRIFIER series should be Art the Clown breaking character and giving a 3-minute speech, like Chaplin in THE GREAT DICTATOR, on the importance of access to mental healthcare. 🪓🤡

I’m staring to see infomercials playing on YouTube with the CBS logo, is that a Bari Weiss thing? Or pre-existing CBS sleaziness?

I’m afraid Trump is headed for the W Bush zone, where rightwinger support collapses & he becomes persona non grata to the GOP, but also suffers no consequences.

That trope of a Saint Bernard with a little barrel of booze on his collar that goes around rescuing people stuck in the snow—was that real? How did that work?

They were casting against type when they put Trump in Home Alone 2: he played a character who *doesn’t* sexually assault unaccompanied minors.

Wow, is ARMY OF DARKNESS a poor movie. Bruce Campbell can only get you so far with that PU script, and production values that look like Temu Xena.

“Peace, housing and healthcare” is the slogan of the party I would join.

For the love of Christ, no…

Adding “LOL”, “LMAO,” 😂, etc is a good way to add weight to the arguments you’re making around topics involving genocide, sexual assault, etc.

“Left populist Senator who represents the working class? “Best I can do is MAGAish Blackwater contractor with no discernible ideology besides a totenkopf tattoo that now looks like a carcinoma, who represents the petty bourgeoisie.”

ICE is what you get when an entire police force is a gang, top to bottom.

Frankenstein in the final level of making up a guy to get mad at

He got the square peg in the square hole. Has anyone contacted MENSA?

You’re being lied to … by Jacobin.

John Lydon, facetiously: “In a welfare state You’ll be well looked after” 🎤🦹‍♂️ Me: “OK. Sounds good.” 🤷🏼‍♂️

You won’t believe what you get when you go in for muffler repair at this place advertised on YouTube:

Ray Dennis Steckler is a criminally underrated filmmaker. Look at this shot from RAT PFINK A BOO BOO (1966):

I bet Motrin is behind this. Trump is clearly in the pocket of Big Ibuprofen.

Happy 10/25 to all who celebrate 🎉

The next time I get in an argument with a Canadian, I’m going to point out how they cheated on a commercial. Checkmate, hosehead.

My mock-up for the new addition.

The concept of “lesser evilism” finally broke leftists’ brains, and now they are supporting a candidate who is ontologically more evil than the average MAGA head, and definitely more evil than Susan Collins.