My theory of evil: bad is when you do something bad, sin, whatever. Evil is when you get other people to do bad stuff, you get them to direct their energy from their own sinning, to a broader project of spreading *your evil*. An MLM of evil, if you will.

I was going to rage-share a post from Nancy Mace, but instead decided to share this picture of Spider-Man punching a cop in the balls, because I’m trying to heal.

Hardly anyone is aware of this, but HAROLD AND MAUDE, and ROSEMARY’S BABY take place in the same universe. The demon baby is actually a changeling, the product of Bud Cort & Ruth Gordon’s trysting.

Please tell me the ONION logo was cropped out…

TBH, it really was the most relevant comment.

After Trump, all future presidents will be evaluated by what they *didn’t* do (i.e. compared to the crazy shit Trump is getting away with on the daily), instead of what they did.

I don’t throw around the phrase “white privilege” a lot, but Graham Platner wouldn’t exist without it. A MAGA coded Black candidate from a populous Black southern state, with possible PTSD & substance abuse issues who got drunk and accidentally got a tattoo of Minister Farrakhan?

I don’t go to bat for the Clinton administration too often, but I will say this, when he was president, a goddamn plane flew into the White House, and he didn’t feel the need to build a giant fucking bunker under it.

The Jack Palance segment from TORTURE GARDEN (1967), except instead of Edgar Allan Poe, Johnny Carson is reanimated, so he can write monologues about the Trump administration.

Name this band:

Maria Fartaroma.

My pet conspiracy theory is that the Secret Service are also dope dealers. In my model, they are either providing, or providing cover for cocaine trafficking to Trump’s cabinet. Remember when Obama was president, and there was the scandal of coked up SS in South America? Remember when Biden was >

Another Trump is it washed moment: watch this interview where DT is blathering about Fort Knox again, “I want to see the gold” and you can see his addlerall-addled, 4 bit working, and he says “because they steal a lot.” Wait, what? Who? *He* steals a lot, and everyone knows it, so he >

Posted minus context, from my new favorite FB page, Barack Obama and Michelle Obama (yes, the title of the page has both of their last name.)

“Social practice is the only criterion for truth.”

I knew it! This bullshit country was a cheap Temu knockoff all along.

Of all the things wrong with this, why is Fallon there?

Liberals on BlueSky: “If antifa is a terrorist group, then I guess the US GIs in WWII were terrorists,too!” Leftists on BlueSky: “Liberals are social fascists, antifa means anti-liberal.”

Some might say I’m unfairly doubtful and critical about Graham Platner from the get-go, and maybe I am, but at the same time, he has a real low bar of success for me—he just needs to cancel out Festerman’s votes & he’ll be OK in my book.

“Dumbocrats?” I got one: The “Rape-the-public-as-much-as-I-can Party”

Was Jesus autistic? * special interest: studying scripture * had angry meltdown when confronted by hypocrisy * misunderstood by authorities * scapegoated and shunned by the populace

Over on FB, Leftist anti-fascist organizing and coalition-building continues apace:

Headline from the future: “Peter Gabriel slaps cease-and-desist on White House social media.”

Somebody reposted this, but they left out the part where I said the Left can’t meme. The Left cant even repost 😩

Is there any chance we can get an EVIL DEAD movie starring Tucker Carlson? His demon dogs bed attack story is positively begging for a screenplay treatment. I’d give him a writer’s credit as well.

I don’t want to hear any bellyaching about inflation—there are still kick-ass deals out there, if you’re not afraid of a little food poisoning.

“I didn’t realize he was supposed to be a nazi rat when I got the tattoo. I thought he was a mouse in a cool Hugo Boss uniform.”

Y'all remember to live every moment of your life like it could be your la

Political evolution flow chart: “I’m not a liberal, I’m a leftist.” >”I’m not a leftist, I’m a democratic socialist” > I’m not a democratic socialist, I’m a communist” > “I’m not a communist, I’m a Marxist” > “Im not a Marxist, I’m a Marxist-Leninist” > “I’m not a Marxist-Leninist, I’m a Hegelian.”

Anti-Tom Steyer commercial: “Tom Steyer is a billionaire, he doesn’t have to worry about things like the cost of groceries, gas, or property taxes.” You know, those kitchen table issues of struggling working families—property taxes! I feel like the rich people do most of the worrying about that.

Oof, leftoids hate nothing more than someone pointing out that the petty bourgeois idealism they call “leftism” might not be the apotheosis of human thought.

I wonder what happens when a bunch of unmedicated people with guns can't afford to eat.

Motherfuckers want to live comfortable, like the Huxtables

“Unfortunately, small-scale production is still widespread in the world, and small-scale production *engenders* capitalism and the bourgeoisie continuously, daily, hourly, spontaneously, and on a mass scale.”

I will celebrate if Susan Collins is out of the Senate, but I’m concerned about replacing her with a guy who is definitionally in recovery, but presumedly not in treatment. It took the public becoming aware of his nazi tattoo, that he presumedly got when he was drunk (“carousing”), to force him to

MAGA heads: “Run the government like a business” JV Stalin: “American efficiency is that indomitable force which neither knows nor recognizes obstacles; which with business-like perseverance brushes aside all obstacles; which continues at a task once started until it is finished…”

Kamala and Gavin are on the ballot, the other choices are Temu Himmler and some Green Party candidate, oh I don’t know, Russell Brand, maybe? Gun to your head, who do you vote for?

I can see the MAGA defense now, “it’s not about Jesus. The lower-case ‘s’ savior being referred to is Trump I.e. the guy in the picture being crucified, that’s why the ‘him’ isn’t capitalized.”

My review of the latest Banksy, that I wrote for The Guardian [comment section]: “I’m glad I don’t live in a town that has a statue that dumb.”

Celebrating May Day by trolling communist newspapers that like Banksy’s latest public eyesore:

February, 2029: Trump regime, after ignoring election results & blocking change of government, is overthrown by a coalition of Newsomites, other radical centrists, never Trumpers and Blue MAGA. Once in power, they oppress their former allies on the left, the Bro-sheviks (Piker-Kulinski Complex), >

“We need to run the government like a business.” Isn’t that what the Soviet Union was trying to do?

WIP: Golgotha Acrylic, gouache, casein, wax pastels and colored pencils on paper 30” x 21”

The sequels to “To Kill a Mockingbird,” “To Fuck a Mockingbird,” and “To Marry a Mockingbird,” didn’t do as well for Harper Lee.

Step 1: acquire hand gun, knives, shotgun Step 2: take a train to DC Step 3: bust into the Washington Hotel like a friggin maniac Step 4: become John Wick and kill everyone. Seems like a solid plan. What went wrong?

If only there had been a theater, and a Dealey Plaza on the White House grounds, how different would history be?