rlarsen4
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Comedy, improv, software, dad. I’m not Banksy!
Whenever I meet someone who claims to be a cowboy, I ask them “Midnight, Rhinestone, or Drugstore?”
about 2 months ago
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They paved parking lot, put up a paradise
3 months ago
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Jim Musil Painter
3 months ago
Some tips I’ve learned painting colorful skies …
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Honky Tonk Donkey Kong
3 months ago
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
6 months ago
I FEEL PUNK TODAY SO DO I
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Kick out the jams, mothersmuckers!
6 months ago
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Told someone earlier that the Eiffel tower is closed on Tuesdays because that’s the day all the French people are allowed to hang their laundry on it
6 months ago
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daily bunnies 🐇✨
7 months ago
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daily bunnies 🐇✨
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Previously, Iggy Pop did not want to be your dog. What changed?
7 months ago
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I think I’m pretty good on social media, but social media disagrees
7 months ago
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It’s not quite a home, and it’s not quite a box office, but it is a box in your home office. Or it used to be. Now it’s an app on your phone. Anyway, I gotta go clean up some cat barf.
7 months ago
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Please sign up for my new workshop and learn some improv with me!
7 months ago
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WhatsApp pussycat, whoa-uh-oh-oh
7 months ago
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Does “the average American has less than 3 friends” include ShaneCo, our friend in the diamond business?
7 months ago
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I would never join any organization that would have me as its treasurer
7 months ago
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Do I like 90s music? Well, Less than Jake, but it’s Better than Ezra
7 months ago
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My dad’s favorite ska album was Bruce Springsteen’s Nebraska
7 months ago
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My kid asked me about buying a house and I said "We have house at home"
8 months ago
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The band Sum 41 got their name because that’s how many times Al Pacino talks about Blink 182 in Scarface
8 months ago
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Them wolves ain’t even all that dire. I’ve seen direr.
8 months ago
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The point of “Friday I’m in Love” was not just to say that Friday was his favorite day, but to show what assholes all the other days of the week are
8 months ago
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I’m still on web 2.3
8 months ago
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John Moe
8 months ago
Hey here’s another lie depression tells you: “When I’m in really rough shape, my friends and loved ones don’t want to hear about it. I’d just be a burden to them.” NOT SO. They do want to hear. They want to help. Even if the help is just hearing about it. CALL THEM. Okay I love you bye.
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Trans rights are human rights and so can you
8 months ago
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Venom eating an ice cream cone
9 months ago
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Today I mixed up the songs Suspect Device and Sonic Reducer
9 months ago
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Wheeeee!
9 months ago
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<Indiana Jones finds an unwrapped Astronaut Ice Cream on the floor.> “This belongs in a museum… gift shop!”
9 months ago
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Should I get more weird or less weird? Please note, this is legally binding
9 months ago
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The bear inside the box is Paddington, the bear outside the box is Marginton
10 months ago
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I guess some people are just Canadian then
10 months ago
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No shirt, no shoes, no gods, no masters
10 months ago
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Someone should make a movie about a bear going to Peru
10 months ago
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You know me, always remembering stuff from the 90s
10 months ago
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David August ❌👑
10 months ago
I wrote 2 sketches and some jokes in tonight’s performance of This Week This Week. The show is like the news, but funny. Get tickets here 🎟️ https://openfisttheatre.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket#/events/a0N2I000022tnQ0UAI #LosAngeles #SketchComedy […]
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Keep trying
11 months ago
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Hot tub
11 months ago
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Log Lady
11 months ago
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Singing while waiting for doordash: “Here come the potstickers!”
11 months ago
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Shave every day and you’ll always look keen
11 months ago
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What’s your favorite band whose name is two cities? Mine is Buffalo Springfield
11 months ago
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“Don’t blame me, blame Morrissey” - Mojo Nixon
11 months ago
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“This is ground control to Frasier’s mom…. “
11 months ago
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New episode!
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January 6, 2025: Don't talk to me about dry January by The Dump
Mike Drucker joins us to give his predictions for Trump 2.0. Plus, Mike Johnson is really excited to be reelected, a winter storm hits the east coast, and we bid farewell to Jimmy Carter. All this an...
https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/thenewsdump/episodes/January-6--2025-Dont-talk-to-me-about-dry-January-e2t4ts0
11 months ago
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*Cake voice* “She’s taking the Substance, she’s going for speed…”
11 months ago
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*Rupert Holmes voice* “If you like Pablo Neruda…”
11 months ago
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Auld lang syne are belong to us!
11 months ago
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Yes, they made a movie called the Notebook, but you gotta understand, it was a really nice notebook
11 months ago
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The cockney slang of calling people Guv’nah dates to the 1890s, when eighty percent of British men were former NM governor Bill Richardson
11 months ago
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