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PAULIE: You multiclassed, Christopher? Warlock TWO, Bard ONE? You don't even got Pact of the Blade yet. CHRIS: Bards get expertise, Paulie. PAULIE: You're a pact of the chain guy. You got an imp. The imp is your THING. CHRIS: I wanted to sing. PAULIE: You wanted to SING. #sopranos #dnd #ttrpg #D&D

TONY: You killed Petey Proudfoot. My guy in the Waterdeep Thieves' Guild. RICHIE: Fireball does 8d6, Tony. He missed his Dex save. TONY: Reroll the one, Richie. Lucky halfling. RICHIE: It was a four. Reroll's for ones. TONY: ...you sure? RICHIE: Page 26, Tony. #sopranos #dnd #ttrpg

VITO: Got somethin' for you, kid. Call of Cthulhu. Real moody game. It's about secrets. Things, yaknow, you saw you can't unsee. Sanity points, you lose 'em, they don't come back. FINN: ...okay. VITO: I'll DM. Saturday. My place. FINN: I gotta call Meadow. #sopranos #ttrpg #callofcthulhu #rpg

PAULIE: It’s drow. Like cow. TONY: It’s drow. Like throw. PAULIE: Gygax said cow. TONY: Gygax is dead, Paulie. PAULIE: So now we just change it? That’s how it starts, T. That’s how everything starts. (Tony lights a cigarette. The Bing sign hums.) #sopranos #dnd #ttrpg

TONY: Phil. Compromise. Try 5e. Cantrips at will. AT WILL. PHIL: I was in the can 20 years. I wanted manicott'. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator. I compromised. Now I'm out, I ain't gonna compromise so you can play a purple haired tiefling or whatever the hell it is. #ttrpg #thesopranos

TONY: Ma. Just look at it. They simplified everything. Advantage, disadvantage. Roll two dice, take the better one. A child could play. LIVIA: Oh. Advantage. Disadvantage. (waves it off) In my day you had THAC0. You had to subtract. You sat there with a pencil like a person.