As I've said many times, executives overwhelmingly believe AI can replace their employees because they know it could replace them. But they're the only ones who don't do anything useful at work.

There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.

For my own mental health I'm treating this like a bad team the rest of the year. Look at my boys out there trying their best! I just hope they make it competitive! What matters is that they have fun out there!

Eagles are bad, man. Will probably make the playoffs but will be shocked if they win a game.

Cannot understand why the Bears are not running the ball every play

Every executive is fundamentally worthless. Completely unnecessary class of person. They know it, too.

An empanada is a pie.

All sweet pies are bad, are you people even listening to yourselves?

nothing better than watching an nfl game with zero nfl level quarterbacks playing.

Still time for a 4th INT here Brock, don't let me down!

A pretty solid indicator of how valuable Nick Sirianni is to the Eagles is that they are 3rd in the NFL in 1st quarter points. The plays he and Patullo script for each game have worked as well as any other offense in the league. Patullo calling plays on his own is lost.

So many drives they wasted doing nothing on first down. The inside run game with Saquon has not been working all season, I don't know why they are still trying it after weeks of failure.

Eagles were moving the ball at will and then spent a couple of quarters simply deciding not to do that.

Hand up in the DB's face mask isn't OPI? OK!

Thinking the Eagles should start running something on first down besides a run for zero yards.

Cooper DeJean is the only good broccoli cut guy

hUrTs cAn'T MaKe tIgHt WiNdOw tHrOwS

Cowboys should have challenged, and also it makes no fucking sense that it's not a foul to truck the punters plant leg just because someone tipped the ball.

Man I wish they had shot tracer on FGs for the one

Thank god my kids are no longer the target age for shit like a Paw Patrol Christmas special.

Sure seems like John Metchie has been significantly more productive than AJ Brown since the Eagles traded him.

Not enough people are thanking the president for the fact that Doritos now cost nearly $7 for like 6 ounces of chips.

Of course Trump likes Zohran now, the elderly love it when a handsome, charming young man comes to visit. He's probably still talking about it!

I ain't reading that and you can't make me.

The Bush Second Term Speedrun is going about as well as anyone could have hoped.

The Bible says a man should not lie with another man, but it doesn't say anything about doing it standing up.

i've really enjoyed having a ref who doesn't have a practiced cadence for penalty calls. he's just bellowing the calls into the mic, it rocks.

Holy shit that's a lotta jukes, fucking sick

This is true. He doesn't want the state to try and execute them, he wants to inspire his sicko fanatics to try to assassinate them.

Teddy Ruxpin would never.

basic income tonight queen???

Would seriously love to know what marketing genius came up with "email everyone who buys something 10 times a day until they get annoyed enough to unsubscribe." Seems bad but I dunno I didn't go to business school.

I think this explains Republicans' rush to release the files. Perhaps their internals are even more dire.

Can't help but wonder if the sudden turnabout to "release the files" means the MRI results came in and are, uh, not good.

Starting to think a good number of NFL fans and media types are suffering from Sirianni Derangement Syndrome.

People claiming Sirianni only wins because he has great players is hilarious, because every coach who wins all the time does so primarily because they have great players.

Eagles have beaten the division leader of every other NFC division. I will not be recognizing the Chicago Bears as a division leader at this time, so don't bother.

Why not run Tank Bigsby here? Just getting Barkley beat up more when they don't have to.

Eagles need a shock collar for Sirianni for when he's about to make an egregiously bad call to go for it on 4th down.

Did Hurts just say "tiger woody?"

If your team needed an edge rusher and didn't give up a 3rd round pick for Jaelen Phillips, you should write an angry letter to your team every day demanding they explain why.

The movie Unbreakable is about Devonta Smith

Maybe AJ would get the ball more if he wasn't jogging down the field when he's got 1 on 1 coverage

Can't remember the last time the Eagles stopped a fake punt. Hell yeah!

2nd special teams penalty on Trotter man, wtf is he doing!?

Lions calling a cowards draw on 3rd and 8, boy, I dunno

The rumors are true. The reporting is accurate. I have, in fact, been waiting all day for Sunday night.

JJ McCarthy's DVOA throwing to his left: -25.8% JJ McCarthy's DVOA throwing anywhere else: 13.8%

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Since there is no such thing as a bad dog, I guess the good dogs with guns are unstoppable.