I don't frequently drive down Colfax at night so I'm not sure if the person casually juggling torches in the middle of the street is always there but I'm a fan

Might have to return to TikTok because they're having a moment with Groypers, 4chan, re-litigation of Gamergate and stuff right now, and I saw a video where someone (whose entire knowledge of 4chan was watching The Anti-Social Network" claimed that 4chan was a "left-wing" website at the start ಠ_ಠ

I have since gotten the achievements I missed in Hades I just for good measure, because it turns out 200 hours in Hades II made me good at the first game too By far the most impressive thing I've done this year, which is quite unfortunate

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BETTER THAN S̶K̶Y̶R̶I̶M̶

On the bright side, my current status IS better than GTA 6's

adios motherfucker

I've basically spent the entire last two months on an unending bender, and it's exactly as unfun as it sounds

Personally I think that Trump should continue tearing down the White House until the entire thing is gone, and then do the Pentagon

Haven't been on discord or most social media in a couple of weeks, so my occasional posts here are half just a reminder to myself that I'm still alive 😵

Anyway #Rapids96

If Chris Armas is gonna moan and accuse @burgundywave.bsky.social of being "too negative" under its current management I have to imagine he would have been chasing me around DSGP with a pen knife lmao

What this app really needs to deflect the Twitter bros is some Something Awful-style universal word filters Make It so every time someone says "AI" it autocorrects to "artificial insemination" and they won't last a day

If you didn't think the world was beyond parody I saw someone on TikTok use a picture of the white pharaoh as his example of what "Ancient Egyptians actually looked like" and it may be the funniest thing I've ever seen

Somehow managed to get all cheevos in Hades II with relative ease, which is incredible given how terrible I was at the first game

"A dream is a wish your heart makes" Damn my heart loves being stuck in non-euclidean airports

Truly harrowing experience when you accidentally end up on the Discover feed and get jumpscared by an AI picture of George Washington setting fire to a MAGA hat by an account called "@LibSally" or something

Not sure there's a group of people I respect less than the people who are upset at the main ending of Hades II No spoilers here but, like... You gotta be the stupidest motherfucker on Earth to play a roguelike and then get mad at it for being a roguelike

I think the smallest Spotify monthly listeners on an artist I've seen is 9100, anyone got lower than that?

If you asked a character dot AI version of Taylor Swift to write an album's worth of lyrics I'd put, like, a 3:1 wager on it being able to come up with better lyrics than the real Taylor

Tonight's out of context quote of the evening: "You know, his dick was once played by Adrien Brody."

Spent 11 hours at a bar today but only had a couple drinks spread throughout the entire day, then had to question if I actually HAD been drinking the entire time when on my drive home I saw someone take a right turn from the far left lane

tbh one of the Hades II bosses having the same name as my ex girlfriend makes it extra cathartic to win a run

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I'm still not old until Kevin Durant retires btw

The TV at the restaurant I'm at has the Golf channel on and this is almost too on the nose for the advertising I expected

Celebrating my birthday with pure extravagance (going to the same bar I go to every other time I go out)

PACKERS TIED THE SUPER BOWL

WHY DOES SKATE 4 HAVE KERNEL-LEVEL ANTI-CHEAT WHO IS CHEATING AT SKATE 4

Having been a regular at the same Supercuts for many years, I've noticed a correlation between how good my conversation with the hairstylist is and how terrible the haircut is

New prophecy concept since the rapture keeps not happening: The four horsemen of the apocalypse actually refers to the NFL, which currently has three teams named after horses (Broncos, Colts, Chargers); the end times are destined to occur only as the Jets relocate as the Schenectady Steeds

The order arrived... no drink lmao I think it was just a bluff on the menu they never expected anyone to order

I'm doing it, I'm ordering the nebulous "Drink" What will it be

Given the new moderation changes, I would like to clarify to Bluesky that every time I am comically smashed with a giant cartoon mallet and spring back up like an accordion, it is competely consensual

iT HAPPENED AGAIN

punting is losing

People keep making fun of my chocolate and I’m tired of it, I’ve fucking had it.

Honestly if you're not conservative enough that JIMMY KIMMEL doesn't satisfy you, killing yourself would be a far easier route through life

Me as I check the Mets score after a busy day

LET'S GO TERENCE CRAWFORD

Chapel HELL. @theonion.com

Last night I had a dream that included a full performance of Fly by Sugar Ray but somehow my brain didn't remember Sugar Ray so half the dream was just setting up a fake band to play the song

Are we SURE Charlie Kirk died of a gunshot wound? No one wants to check to make sure he didn't have any underlying conditions that might have contributed? #Vaxxed

This is the worst fan fiction I have read plus power rangers is for kids so why the fuck is there cussing

My entire TikTok fyp right now has somehow become videos of cheese being poured on things and I gotta tell ya it's pretty terrific

Okay the Bills still suck I'm not letting the Ravens fucking that change the narrative

"Woah, the NFL team with the worst coach in the league and the most overrated QB in the league lost to a team better than them in every way? Sounds fake to me!" - Me if I was a stupid fucking dipshit who didn't know anything about football at all

Having been debilitatingly sick for the last five days, and stuck broken even before then because of my bruised tailbone, I just have to say: The Bills sucking so incredibly is so funny that it's actually healing my wounds and patching my lungs