Something deeply ironic about CA going from mask mandates to mask bans within 4 years.

>check bsky Yep, they’re bitching about a memorial service they aren’t even at. Keep digging that grave. Your beliefs and attitudes can’t get there fast enough.

Talk to your neighbors.

Mexican guy out here in the rain still selling flowers while you’re giving money to an e-girl that refuses to work and is never gonna fuck you. Clean it up.

“Be the reason the forest is haunted.”

Cleaaaaanse Here’s a baby cute Murphy kitty right after we got him from a crack den.

“tHeY’rE cAnCeLLiNg cOmEdiAnS!!!1!” Wake me up when they pull South Park off the air. Kimmel pushed misinfo to tee up a joke. He said MAGA was desperately denying that the shooter was “one of them” and trying to “score political points”. WHOOPS. Something something “do better” something

Fascinating. Not even a year in and so far the left is suddenly very concerned about: - free speech - arbitrary infringement of 2A rights - mainstream media overreach - cancel culture - the economy Let’s keep it going! Welcome to the party!

Most times I log off of here

Lol can you panicky idiots go one day without falling for some shit ass click bait? Some rando MTG equivalent using congressional letterhead to make a statement doesn’t mean some law is about to come down. Goddamn stop being this gullible FFS.

Recently my lady and I were on our regular weekly grocery trip. We drive out of our way to go to a very ritzy part of town for obvs reasons. We were checking out and I had to muffle laughter at some young guy in a cowboy hat and a denim vest that a giant swastika on the back with a 🚫 around it along

So Tyler Robinson was on furaffinity, had a furry trans roommate who he was likely romantically involved with and some of the absolute biggest dipshits on earth thought he was a groyper.

1/ I only keep an account here as a life raft for Twitter, to keep an eye on the zeitgeist of the left, and to follow a few quality accounts that aren’t on bird app anymore. But JFC y’all are dropping the ball so fucking hard. I voted for Obama. Twice. The first protest I ever went to was against

ohhhh nooooo a bunch of star players on the team of tolerance, empathy, and morality got banned for cheering on murder nooooooo

Pretty remarkable how this place somehow ended up being uglier than twitter.

Every time I walk into a room he runs in front of me, flops down, and makes me pay the cat tax. (Petting tariffs)

When I say I make precision instruments of death, there’s an emphasis on the precision part.

Made Arancini for the first time. And I fucking nailed it. They aren’t perfect spheres but the they’re straight up flavor bombs

These might be the best tacos I’ve ever made. Custom carne marinade, grilled, oaxaca melted on top, then scratch made guac and pico, sprinkle of onions and cilantro, crema, and cotija.

I can open walnuts with my bare hands.

Our cats are now super obsessed with strawberry crunch ice cream bars. It’s insane. It’s like being a fuckin 5 year old at a petting zoo with a handful of food. They chase us for this shit.

Poasting

After a couple difficult weeks (apparently it was non-recognition aggression syndrome? Wtaf?!) Our cats are back to being so fucking gay for each other. Cuddlin, wrestling, playing around the clock. They literally hold each other like this all the time. It’s precious.

Unpopular opinions to kick off the new year, by a die hard Elon hater: Dittmann isn’t Elon. The Cybertruck that blew up today wasn’t anything more than a poorly implemented VBIED. Elon probably milks the Trump cow longer than most people think. BYD starts to struggle. Toyota mass produces SSBs.

Meanwhile on the bird app, some of the absolute worst people have been crying all day about being demonetized and or having their checkmark taken away. Delicious

As someone commented at the time “we’re going to see what happens when a narcissist buys a criticism factory”

The good news is that the german police also prevented a mass stabbing today by confiscating a boy scout's swiss army knife from an elderly woman. Right before the vicious car attack that was clearly perpetrated by another scientologist against traditional christians.

It’s selfish of me but I really miss the drugged out version of Adam Lazzara. Hyped out on stage. Physically injuring himself in music videos. Crashing out in studios. “You won’t ever get to far from me, you won’t ever get too far”

If I was the one filming this, my butthole would be so puckered I wouldn’t shit for a week.

My Amazon delivery driver just asked me for a Marlboro Red. Fronted him one and he just about did a backflip. Y’all don’t know the hood.

Lol there’s a massively underperforming “value investooor” Aussie on fintwit that doesn’t have the balls to block me (too many mutuals) and also refuses to engage with me. It’s like a stalled chess game. Not that I know shit about chess. Follower count does not equal quality

It is once again a terrible day to be someone on the internet who knows anything about firearms and violence.

Area woman astonished at the consequences of being soft on crime and defending shoplifters. More at 11.

Getting pics of the rescue kittens you rehomed after they start to grow up 🥹🥹🥹

The reason simple concepts fly over Marc Andreesen's head at tremendous speed is obviously due to the superior aerodynamic properties of his dome

This is fucking wild

Sausage rolls. Get a pack of breakfast sausage (I use maple) remove the casing and cook. Roll out puff pastry to a thickness of your liking, cut to size. Assemble with a strip of cheese. Use warm water on your fingers to seal it up well. 12ish minutes at 400*F. Wrap leftovers in saran and freeze

Crushed it. Chuck shredded up perfect. Cornbread, then chili, then cheese.

Working on one of my favorite fall dishes: chili and cornbread bowls. Don’t be the fuckin jabroni that uses chili powder. Make your own chili paste with reconstituted peppers.

As a gun nut and an actual practitioner of tactical firearm use and safety, it’s a special, nails-on-the-chalkboard kind of cringe when someone hip-fires a Barrett with no optic, and you just KNOW he sent a bunch of rounds over the berm.

Also, the leftovers for this reheats incredibly well in a toaster oven

Hello bsky. Question for anyone reading; I’m trying to talk to anyone who’s well versed in the auto insurance space. Managers, appraisers, adjusters, etc. More than that, if you have business in or know a lot about captive auto/pnc, I really wanna talk about it. Get at me.

1/ Tsla thoughts thread: Everyone’s like “omg the Trump-Elon bromance is holding!” It’s only been two weeks since the election. Calm down. This is textbook honeymoon period stuff. If you think two of the most inflexible egotists in the world are about to start making huge concessions to each

Not sure if anyone else has this problem but when I’m scrolling BSKY on mobile it tends to randomly open media from posts I’m not trying to open. And then half the time it’s zooming in on the media I wasn’t trying to open in the first place? Photos video whatever. Kinda annoying. Devs plz fix

My girl is a big Bengals fan (who’s also been reading some intense fiction book in between plays) and I’m pretty sure she’s expressed more emotions in the last 4 hours than in the 5.5 years we’ve been together.

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If you haven’t made a quiche with a hashbrown crust you need to get on that ASAP. Game changer.