Damn. That last bit is no lies spoken. www.youtube.com/shorts/-7IlS...

It would be funny as hell if Trump blames all these recent failures on JD Vance and tries to fire him. One, he can't. Two, if JD Vance resigned, a majority in both houses of Congress would have to ratify a new one. Would Sniveling Johnson call the House back into session to do that?

I would like to express my gratitude to JD 'Eyeliner' Vance for his part in bringing an end to Orban's rule in Hungary. Thank you for showing up to show your support for Orban. Knowing that you and Donald Trump supported that man convinced the Hungarian people to kick him to the curb.

It is absolutely amazing to me, with Trump's poll numbers as low as they are, with the obvious incompetence, with even his old allies turning on him... I keep running into deeply entrenched cultists without an original thought in their heads, who are ever so upset at people calling out their daddy.

Lol. Loved the "Vast LIBERAL media conspiracy to make Trump look stupid through misinformation" rant that just got directed at me. Sure, pal, sure.

I'm sorry, WWE had Powerhouse Hobbs/Royce Keys doing nothing for 3 months since signing, a couple of Main Event shows and now you debut him wrestling... Humberto Carrilla??? Man, what the hell did this guy do to you, Paul Leveque?

One of my hobbies is looking at properties on-line. Both the real estate and county GIS sites. Looking at this townhouse near me. $357k. Then I looked at the county tax record and see a 'special assessment' being paid off at over $6k per year until 2040. SURPRISE! Your property taxes are $10k/year

Man, I was having this really fun conversation with this man who insisted that I had TDS, was in a cult, was ignorant and needed to be educated. And then I went and ruined it by mentioning Pizzagate and the whole evil pedophile thing and how those people went radio silent after the Epstein files.

Sitting here watching videos with bluetooth headset on. In a pause and bit of silence between videos when the headset's voice suddenly says "be aware".

We've already seen our military obey illegal orders. Now we see if they're willing to go all in on War Crimes. Or if the Admiral in charge will have the courage to order the carriers to pack up and stand down.

@schiff.senate.gov @klobuchar.senate.gov @repangiecraig.bsky.social That you are silent right now makes you complicit in Donald Trump's war crimes. Enough. Get off your dead asses. Don't think you can play "Sure, we sat back and watched Trump do war crimes! Vote for us, we're not Trump!"

Mark my words. There are going to be terrorist attacks in retaliation for what we are doing to Iran. And Donald Trump is going to use them as an excuse to declare Martial Law and try to call off the election.

I've had some issues with my local McDonalds drive-through. Drive off to find they've given me something other than what I ordered. After a corporate complaint, I decided to leave a google review. EVERY SINGLE GOOGLE REVIEW in the last nine months is making the same complaint.

I'm living for the day when trash bins throughout Washington DC look like this:

I for one am not particularly bothered by Donald Trump lashing out at his own inner circle and firing anyone. No, I don't think it will deter anyone else from taking the job. They're all desperate little toadies.

Voice of Luigi in upcoming Super Mario movie Charlie Day was asked who his favorite Luigi’s are, and he said Luigi Mangione

I have noticed a serious deficiency in April Fools posts on social media today. Almost like the country isn't in a joking mood.

How completely out of touch is this YouTube ad?

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Ah, the Green starts to return to Minnesota.

How long before Trump claims that Chuck Norris called him from his death bed, told him that he (Trump) was always tougher than Trump, than asked him to finish the job in Iran?

This video, the whole situation, the awesome "Officer Walters could not confirm or deny that Afroman slept with his wife" thing going on makes the whole thing so hilarious and uplifting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Ai...

Big snow storm just starting. One of my neighbors out in the grass with her dog. "Come on Sammy, we're doing poops!"

Democrats: "You know, it would only take #$N billion to solve this social ill." Republicans: "Are you insane? OUR TAXES!!! We can't afford that socialist crap." Also Republicans: "Hey, how about a war? We can afford a war. It'll be fun." Every. Damned. Time.

Well it is rumored that he is fluent in over six million forms of sexual contact. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/friend-2

You sometimes forget how dry our winters usually are in Minnesota. Almost two months in and less than an inch of precipitation is normal. From: www.dnr.state.mn.us/climate/clim...

A little late to the party, but I'll take it. www.cnbc.com/2026/02/20/s...

I just got accused on YouTube of being naive and ignorant in attacking ICE because apparently, all of us in Minnesota opposing ICE are part of a... get this... "Marxist-Communist Color Revolution"

If you don't own stocks, but have a 401k, and you are not anywhere near retirement, then 'highest stock market ever' might make your 401k look great, but it isn't benefitting you. Because the money you're putting away each paycheck for your eventual retirement is buying fewer shares right now.

Pro tip I keep a small flashlight hanging on the handle of the cabinet above my kitchen sink. I went to change the batteries and it was severely corroded. White Vinegar. Pour it over the corrosion or let the piece soak in it for a mere 15-30 seconds. It will remove it without damaging the rest

Minnesota changed the rules so that you no longer have to fill out those self-evaluations for medical marijuana after the first year. After previously changing the 1 year card to a 3 year card. If you're in Minnesota and have the vaguest reasons for getting a medical card, I strongly recommend it.

Silver peaked at $116 an ounce. Reminds me of 1980 when the Hunt brothers tried to corner the market. It didn't get near that price for another 31 years. And every time something like this happens, I am reminded that *someone* bought it at the peak, because the market was hot and they were stupid.

5:39pm on a Saturday, its too damned cold to play outside and a bunch of kids are being loud in the lobby of my apartment building. Hey, good for them. I live right off the lobby and I don't care unless it's late. Listening to someone complain that they need to stop and go somewhere else.

The comments on some news sites are disturbing at best. I'm sure a fair number of them are right wing bots stirring up the hate, but just as sure that many are asshats who have swallowed so much propaganda that they now believe that people like you and I deserve being shot if we annoy ICE.

Getting cold in my apartment and I'd been wondering where Maggie went.

Fascism has come to America. There is no more denying it.

New coworker is a loon. “I don’t eat meat because it’s all genetically modified to include human DNA” “I don’t eat noodles because after you cook it, if you put it under a microscope, you can see all the parasites!”

I'm thinking, as a Minnesotan, that if Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, that we shut the state down. Everyone stay home. No open businesses. No stores, no gas, no restaurants for the occupiers. Nobody working in those hotels. Just a complete statewide strike and shutdown.

Donald Trump is threatening to murder Iranians because they're shooting protesters. While he celebrates shooting innocent people in America.

Man, the average MAGA cultist is really twisting his own head in knots trying to spin Ms. Good as some dangerous liberal terrorist who deserved to be shot. They really want this. There's going to be a lot more blood shed.

Baffle Totally bewilder or perplex. Perplex Cause (someone) to feel completely baffled. Bewilder Cause (someone) to become perplexed and confused. I hope this clarifies their meaning.

Seeing this YouTube ad where this guy says "the worst state to live in is Minnesota!". And I hit skip on the ad because the guy looks like he's about to try to sell me a monorail.

"My man" is reading this thread asking, with increasing volume and desperation "What's wrong with that?"

Could not agree more. leasticoulddo.com/comic/party-...