People really think demisexual just means be polite for a couple days, huh?

Time for a new game of Do I Actually Like You Or Am I Just Trying to Distract Myself From Reality??

Anyway, it's Native American Heritage Month so gimme your money $FayeForFun

As it turns out it's mostly cleaned out already from me deleting a little at a time when you guys piss me off 😂

Me: I'm lonely Also me anytime I get attention: Wow, I can't stand people please leave alone

Patience as thin as single ply gas station toilet paper

With each luteal phase I get crankier and crankier

Or like a hostage situation GIMME THE TIPS IN 10 MINUTES OR THE MEDIA TAB GETS IT ya know?

Sometimes I open bsky and completely forget I follow a bunch of naked people

Don't flatter yourself. The only person I'm trying to manipulate is myself.

Every time someone compliments my partner on our kids about something I put all the work into, I wanna burn the house down

I first lull you into a false sense of security with my fantastic hugs and the clavicle is just right there

New crush on the new budtender how fun

Ovulation is so dumb

I get a little thrill when I think about deleting my entire media tab without warning.

Feelin soft

My toxic trait is that I don't respond to things I don't find compelling. Including dms

Ass so fat you can't even tell I'm wearing a plug

Maybe my grocery bill wouldn't be so high if we weren't keeping 5 different kinds of cheese in the house at all times 🤔

Nips begging for attention

It's my 8 yr anniversary of becoming a parent

Would be nice if everything I owned wasn't falling apart 👍🏾

I love how Wagon Wednesday just like, died on here essentially because Black LGBTQ sex workers are tired of y'all SUCKING EGGS and cishet men are entitled parasitic doodoo butts getting on everyone nerves. Oh well! 😇

I'm very particular. And also impulsive. Real fun 😅

"you should smile more" Give me something to smile about, asshole

Today is a great day to buy me pizza

52 cookies

I made cookies today 😊 so many cookies 🙃

I ran out of star crunch

Eating my weight in star crunch

Community building but it's just me making friends with the local fauna

Actually, casually asking people "Have you checked out my butt?" is pretty on brand for me.

“How much attention am I willing to put up with” whenever we choose our makeup & outfits is praxis.

Y'all should tip @fayeforfunsies.bsky.social right now! #payBlacksexworkers 💋 cash.app/$FayeForFun

If someone that you "cut out of your life" can get close enough to try and talk you into a second chance then you need to get better at cutting people out of your life

3 to 5 days of sex, sleep, and takeout would fix me

My top 8 was just my favorite music

Me, whenever I see a cute boy with a tiny little butt: "omg look at his tiny little butt!"

It's me. I was the adolescent child.

"Oh Faye just lives in her own little world." Translation: "My adolescent child dissociates an awful lot."

For the record Love you guys to death but my mental health is fragile and when my bsky feed exacerbates the issue I take a break 😘

Yeah, I'm alive. Just bored* *Paralyzed by stress and burnt out. And also bored.

Sex, weed, video games, and takeout

Can't believe I got blood drawn and DIDN'T GET A BURGER

Me trying to sleep

Love any hangout that includes literally hugging a tree

"But people will think-" I do not fucking care 😘