Paul Rutterford
@paulrutt.bsky.social
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⬆️ Pulling a stupid face
Think high-tech innovation, think…
8 days ago
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Trump needs to be shoehorned into an XXXL straitjacket and thrown into a padded cell.
8 days ago
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Right, time to get some shuteye. Please let you-know-who be you-know-what in the morning.
9 days ago
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Forsythia (nystersia tersianysus)
21 days ago
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Donald Trump is the Donald Trump of real life.
30 days ago
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Raymond Burr’s brother Tim was a lumberjack. His other brother Kai was an arse.
about 1 month ago
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Trump isn’t exactly FDR, is he?
about 1 month ago
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“This is not Winston Churchill we’re dealing with”, says a suit full of lard.
about 1 month ago
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Aaaand…
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about 2 months ago
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I want a loo seat that doesn’t move about.
about 2 months ago
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The Reverend Spooner’s favourite Evangelical preacher’s name was Byron Frimstone.
about 2 months ago
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On the 55th anniversary of its release, I’ve just listened to this for the umpteenth time. To my 14-year-old ears it sounded as though it came from outer space. Still love it.
about 2 months ago
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One of the recently-released pictures of Jeffrey Epstein shows him sitting at a piano, looking annoyingly similar to Burt Bacharach. Sorry, Burt, but as Roy Walker used to say, “If you see it, say it”.
about 2 months ago
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Superman was weakened by a slow-acting substance called Kryptommorownite.
about 2 months ago
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You know in ‘The Simpsons’ when someone makes what they think is a really funny comment, two people to the side stare blankly at each other? I picture them when I hear the two BBC snowboarding commentators.
about 2 months ago
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Right, who wants to hold the other end?
about 2 months ago
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That’s the next few weeks sorted out, then.
2 months ago
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The tallest skyscraper in Bavaria is the Oompah State Building.
2 months ago
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The name’s Bond, Jim Bond. Not the same, is it?
2 months ago
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This is how I order a bun filled with Dutch fine-cut tobacco: Drum roll, please…
2 months ago
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“This final set comes to you ad-free, courtesy of Rolex.”
2 months ago
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National anthem is the opposite of national anus.
3 months ago
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The 49ers jerseys are hideous, apparently.
3 months ago
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Nice sky blue pink sky down our way this afternoon.
3 months ago
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I’ve started working as a Brian Blessed impersonator. Business is booming.
4 months ago
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St Mary & St Michael’s Church, Mistley, a short walk from my house. Nice, innit?
4 months ago
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Received this at noon today (16th). Note the date in the message. Anyone else smell a rat, or have received something similar?
4 months ago
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Bert Weedon was once in a trio with Wally Whyton and Barry Withmetic.
4 months ago
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I don’t know how long it will take for the Earth to be destroyed by the Sun but it won’t be enough time for Rio Ferdinand to live down yesterday’s World Cup draw.
4 months ago
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I dried my hands here It should have taken seconds But it took ages
4 months ago
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This World Cup draw thing is unremitting cobblers. JUST GET ON WITH IT!
4 months ago
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Scotland v Denmark. As Alex Ferguson once observed, “Football… bloody hell”.
5 months ago
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Roy Chubby Brown’s real name is Roy Chusband Brown.
5 months ago
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Gail Myerscough
6 months ago
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🎶 Everybody was…
6 months ago
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JoJoFromJerz
6 months ago
Donald Trump really really doesn’t like this photo, so whatever you do… don’t share it. He would HATE that. 😈
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The album ‘Euro-Country’ by CMAT is wonderful. That’s it.
7 months ago
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Weird trail in the sky down our way.
8 months ago
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Does anyone have any flies they want to get rid of? There’s nowhere near enough of the fuckers in our house at the moment.
10 months ago
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I missed Trump’s parade. Was it any good?
10 months ago
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Brian Wilson. This one really hurts.
10 months ago
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Richard Nicholls
11 months ago
Day 152 of
#365DaysOfSmiles
Nailed it!
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
11 months ago
That would be awful. Don’t share this.
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A trip down the Essex coastline: William Walton, Freddie Frinton, Cunty Clacton.
11 months ago
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The young bloke on the new iPhone 16 TV ad looks like Nazz-era Todd Rundgren.
11 months ago
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- Who sang lead on ‘Tie a Yellow Ribbon’? - Tony Orlando - Could you be more specific?
about 1 year ago
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I went to a mutant camel barbecue but by the time I got there the best bits had gone. I got the right hump.
about 1 year ago
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Pope Leo XIV’s inauguration ceremony is happening on my birthday. (But not because of that.)
11 months ago
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Correct.
11 months ago
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Mark Carney to Donald Trump: “See you next Tuesday.” Quite.
12 months ago
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