Lincoln fired a lot of his top generals,too

And swiss charred?

Slick ladies with killer cars

Death would be too easy We need impeachment and trials If he dies too much will get swept away MAGA and the major news will paint a noble portrait of his dedication and self sacrifice And JD Vance will charge ahead Might even name Stephan Miller as VP Nothing is too grotesque for them

I have four clocks. Two are online and reset automatically. But the clock on my oven is PST and my dashboard clock is PDT Not gonna reset, I can add/subtract an hour

I think Trump has been in a vegetative coma since early January. What we have seen is an animatronic device, powered by Grok

1980s I rented an apartment in Oakland $450.00/month Kind of a slum neighborhood, very colorful Now I am in Chico in 3 bdm double-wide $500.00/month Also suffering from long deferred maintenance Quiet, outskirts neighborhood, very sedate

I see Bigfoot holding a long forked stick like trying to get something out of a tree

I planted Swiss chard when I moved in, now it has spread, I harvest at least 1x a week Blackberries, Strawberries, too A vigorous potato plant can be harvested from below leaving the mother vine to regrow Planted fava beans, peas, didn't harvest, now volunteers fill my backyard, fertilize the soil

Define 'fan' I loved as a kid, got sick of it in endless reruns during the '70s, ignored most of the movies, fell in love again with TNG and DS9 for a few years but quit when I started predicting the scripts after the first act, and I haven't seen any since then As a kid I role-played Kirk

They used military titles and took commands from Federation Admirals, confronted Klingons in battle; the 'exploratory' bit was a front

I realize that the Enterprise was a military vessel and therefor nobody used money on board, but was the United Federation of Planets truly not money driven?

Please don't fry the fish while topless Spatter burns The reason for aprons

Remakes? How about a fourth take on 'The Front Page' but set in contemporary times and with modern media

The week of April 3, 1961, New Orleans R&B singer Ernie K-Doe earned US #OneHitWonder honors when his Allen Toussaint-penned & produced “Mother-in-Law” entered the US #Billboard #Top40 at #23. The single spent 12 weeks on the chart, including one at the top spot. #OneHitWondered #MusicSky

This is the most delightful thing I’ve ever read

I have yet to hear Ms. Swift My CD collection includes Emmylou Harris Kate & Anna McGarrigle Po'Girl Be Good Tanyas Rose Maddox Mimi Farina Barbara Dane Victoria Spivey Indigo Girls Iris Dement Kali's Angels Janis Joplin Grace Slick Etta James Jayne Mansfield et al.

Never played a video game I have a total lack of interest

I haven't watched 'TV' for ages, not in this century But I do watch classic series of Dr. Who on Youtube

How 'bout calling it a bingen After medieval composer Hildegard von Bingen

Caller says this one found them at the wrong time… and stayed anyway. Those tend to last.

Would you rather have orchids or Orc kids? The World needs to know

tinyurl.com/yzps2rbe I like mountain music Good old mountain music Played by the real hillbilly band I like bread and biscuits Big, fat fluffy biscuits My dear old Ma just makes 'em grand We like to sing and play And try to make folks happy We hope you'll say WHAT? Please pass the biscuits, Pappy

Kid Rock can't sell 200 tickets

Drizzle me with your chocolate liqueur

Out in every urban alleyway businesses will toss their refuse into trumpsters

Red tail hawks are having an orgy in my neighborhood trees

Malo played a lot of free concerts in Berkeley's Provo Park I wuz there

If the Bible were true then the Universe is run by a maniac worse than Trump

The week ending April 1, 1989, the all-female British pop group The Belle Stars earned US #OneHitWonder honors when the reissue of their new wave/pop cover of “Iko Iko” entered the US #Billboard #Top40 at #40. The single spent 10 weeks on the chart, peaking at #14. #TheBelleStars #OneHitWondered

Superb advice from Joseph Campbell

You’re through Caller. I’m listening…

If no-one learned to play the guitar, and instead just relied on recordings of other people playing guitar, we’d be stuck with the same guitar music forever. And progressively less inspired variations thereof. Now imagine that happened with all art. Say no to AI now, while you still can.

Where are the complete Epstein files?

wish SCOTUS would examine "a well regulated militia" with the granularity they are debating "domicile"

Grow yarrow

Mark Twain put a lesson on political economy into A Connecticut Yankee... HG Wells shows us the playout of an unrectified class system Robert Heinlein injecting a Libertarian perspective into everything No, science fiction ain't political

Remembering singer/songwriter John D. Loudermilk, #BOTD in 1934. His self-penned “Language Of Love” spent 3 weeks on the US #Billboard #Top40 in 1961, peaking at #32. The lighthearted, country-pop single was Loudermilk’s only #Top40 hit during the #Hot100 era. #JohnDLoudermilk #OneHitWondered

I heard that the Moon went on a diet and won't get full until it slims in the waist

If Donald Trump puts his signature on all new currency then if he doesn't personally sign each individual paper bill then he is using an autopen and therefor, by his own standards, that money would be worthless But his policies will already make it that way first

J.J. Leigh makes a good showing, too. Sorry her character got torn apart

Nothing fixes them

John Cipollina and Nick Gravenites

Swapping and bartering are inherent human practices. We do it everytime there is a crowd, is when it gets competitive that Capitalism arises Some is human nature; too much, unregulated, is a disaster Profiteers kill the fun and kill the culture

To tell the truth, I almost died of boredom with that dog

Tell me when it is a different ten states

You have options: Jail the Military Join a commune Hospitalization Starvation

Colonel 'Bat' Guano: "You're going to have to answer to the Coca Cola company"