I appreciate that these teams are interested in winning by scoring goals. No, they’d rather win the Mutant League way: keep killing your opponents until they have to forfeit because they can no longer field a team.

Holy shit Julian Alvarez

Death Taxes Mikel Merino scoring a massive goal

Was hoping our back end deficiencies would emerge in a blowout loss to an elite team, not a fucking clown show against an aging Belgium.

I appreciate that Mexico won in the round of 32 to keep their tradition of choking in the round of 16 alive.

Unreal. No way in hell I thought this one would be close. Just thought Argentina had too much fire power. But Cape Verde is so well coached and my god do they fight until the bitter end.

Now that is taking one for the team

Absolutely heartbreaking for Senegal

🗣️ VAR isn’t the problem it’s the offside rule itself. Your big toe being past the defender isn’t an advantage, which is what the offside rule is meant to prevent. Adopt the Wenger proposal where the entire body has to be past the defender 🗣️

Man kicked the ever loving shit out of the ball

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

I’d almost bet money that Portugal makes the semis or final in the first World Cup after Ronaldo retires.

So eventually Marvel Snap is just playing against the same damn deck with all of the destroy/discard cards, huh?

Lukaku omg

Maybe the silver lining of getting embarrassed is that we never see these terrible camo unis again.

Bout to get run outta Omaha with a quickness

Hard to win when your ace doesn’t have his stuff and you keep leaving guys on base. So it goes.

This is all at once amazing and incredibly weird to see such a dominating offensive performance from the USMNT

Helluva panel for Fox: Rebecca Lowe, maybe the best in the biz. Thierry Henry, arguably the best Premier League player ever. Zlatan, who is Zlatan. … and Alexi Lalas.

Greg Byrne deserves so much praise for hiring both Nate Oats and Rob Vaughn. Roll Tide

I really can’t stand Bama baseball’s camo jerseys. Just the dumbest looking thing.

This time with the Wilt code

FINALLY

So damn close… I just went 81-1, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=Ru8...

This shit is addictive

I just went 66-16, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=xTl... Not bad for my first try, but already had SG & SF spots filled when I got the 90s Bulls 😭

Ronald Acuña, Jr hadn’t homered since April 24th - he now has 5 over the last 4 games. God this team is gonna break so many hearts when they get swept in the playoffs.

So it goes. Still the Premier League champs. We’ll get that European trophy soon enough.

I MEAN

Oh fuck this one-sided ref

Wouldn’t mind seeing Martinelli on for Trossard

COME ON YOU GUNNERS

Good piece on the soulless hack that used to be our AG. May he fade forever into irrelevance. If there’s any justice in this world, we’ll see this traitor behind bars one day.

Hey y’all, we’re back! NBA & NHL playoffs, Bama softball running through everyone en route to the WCWS, Bama baseball is the 7-seed in the NCAA tournament, @td2kool.bsky.social’s Arsenal finally got the best of @ammorrow.bsky.social’s City to win their first Premier League title in 22 years, & more

The distinction that so many people are failing to make about the stuff in the box is that goalkeepers are protected. Players are allowed to do plenty to each other, but you've never been allowed to grab the keeper. That goal being ruled out is not controversial. Don't let anyone tell you it was.

Clear hold on Raya’s arm, that is a foul and that shouldn’t be a goal.

This game is fun as hell GeoSports · May 9th 🟢🟡🟢🟢🟡 894 / 1,000 www.geosports.app

Some of my earliest memories are Braves games in ole Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium. Then we moved to Baltimore. If it weren’t for TBS, I’d be an O’s fan, so Ted Turner has my everlasting gratitude.

ONE NIL TO THE ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

This officiating is some college hoops level incompetency. Ref is letting the home crowd dictate his decisions. Awful display.

Horse shit. That’s a foul any other place on the pitch

Not breaking any news here, but @mlb.com can seriously screw themselves for their dumb blackout rules. Literallty the dumbest sports league by a mile. "Hey, let's make it impossible for fans to watch their team" - solid business model, fellas.

The only “unconscionable” thing here is alleged family woman Katie Britt simping for pedophiles and bigots. You continue to be a stain on our state, Senator Britt

$10 for each of Bama’s 6 straight Iron Bowl wins, $27.20 for this year’s score, fees, and one big 🖕 to the hateful bigots holding our state back Roll mother fuckin Tide @edsbs.bsky.social

Alright, time for CommercialMania night 2