I've been buying melon bowls from Shaw's twice a week for the past 6 years, at least, and they've always been $5.49 each or 2 for $10, but the price just went up by 50% LITERALLY overnight. It's now $15 for 2. No incremental price increase to ease the pain… like maybe 25¢ now, 50¢ in a few months.

I *really* want someone to make this become a reality! Or a surreality, to be more accurate.

Right-wingers always want to go back to some idealized 1950s world that never truly existed, yet the sentiments here (which were actually REAL) are clearly things that they have no interest in returning to.

That pathetic petty orange asshole is a total cunt, and I don't mean "cunt" in the almost cute British/Australian way that they use the word.

On "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills", Jennifer Tilly always pronounces Kyle's husband Mauricio's name wrong, but in different ways each time. Sometimes he's "maw-REET-zee-o", other times he's "maw-REECH-ee-o", but on the "Real Housewives of Potomac" after show, Wendy just said "maw-REESH-ee-o". 😂

No joke... I am LITERALLY surprised that Mango Mussolini hasn't renamed MLK Jr. day yet. He'd probably call it RFK Jr. day, just to "own the libs" and create yet another distraction from the Epstein files.

It is BEYOND ironic (farcical, hypocritical, ludicrous, infuriating, disgusting) that the very same people who've whined and screeched for the past decade or two about "participation trophies" being given to CHILDREN are fine that Great Orange Leader is being handed awards without the participation.

I don't know how I'd gone this long without ever having seen or heard Grace Jones singing "Tomorrow" from "Annie" before.

Well, they did make the trophy look like grasping hands rising from Hell to pull the entire Earth down into the depths of the inferno, so it seems as though they knew exactly which way things would be going with their "peace prize" recipient.

He was given a Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to someone else, but this is a prize that he truly has earned.

This is great and all, but how will this judge’s order be enforced?

It's important to remember that not all ICE agents are murderers… some are also rapists. Allow untrained "law enforcement" thugs to hide their faces and assure them that they're above the law… What could possibly go wrong?! This doesn't even cover men who might impersonate ICE to commit crimes.

Dear World, I know that "sorry" is ridiculously insufficient, but it is sincere. Nobody is sorrier about our state of affairs here in the USA than the vast majority of our citizens (I don't believe for one second that the cretin won the popular vote and every swing state without Musk's shady help).

After almost 22 years, I'm finally watching "Catwoman" (2004) to see if it's as bad as people say it is. So far, it's not good, but there are enough laughs (some intentional, some probably not) to keep me here until the end.

I wouldn't call it the most powerful, but it is definitely a fan favorite.

🚨U.S. veteran GOES ABSOLUTELY NUCLEAR ON ICE: "I've bled for this country, I've fought for this country—they're disgracing this f*cking country and what it f*cking means! They hide behind their f*cking masks like f*cking pussies! Get them out of here!" WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️

1/ I recently wrote about Frances Perkins—FDR’s Labor Secretary and first woman cabinet member. She is best known as the architect of the New Deal but she had a lesser-known achievement: She dismantled her era’s version of ICE.🧵

“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation

Believe it or not, I'd never seen "History of the World, Part I", even though I'd seen many clips over the years.

"The Tabooist" (aka "Mormon Rockwell"), 2019, by Utah artist Ben Steele (b. 1977) "The Tattoo Artist" (Only Skin Deep), 1944, by Norman Rockwell (1894-1978)

You are treating me VERY badly by not allowing me to treat you badly anymore!

He's basically saying, "Don't call them names, question their authority, or hesitate in following their orders, even ones that you are NOT legally required to follow, or else they're going to kill you... and it will be your own fault."

The Strongman Fantasy, from March 2024. May it break. snyder.substack.com/p/the-strong...

Wooden cobblestones from the 1800s, among the last in Paris, along Passage Saint‑Maur. Wood was used because it made the streets quieter, and they were cheaper to replace, but most were removed because they became slippery and/or rotted, making the surviving ones in Passage Saint‑Maur very rare.

"Dynasty" premiered 45 years ago today. The primetime soap flew under the radar until Joan Collins joined the cast at the beginning of the second season. Art by Alejandro Mogollo Díez (alejandromogolloart on Instagram)

Different strokes for different folks, as they say...

I've known many crackers and tarts, but I've never met any who would want this culinary atrocity spread on them.

Even though the floor plan appears to be quite simple, I don't think that I'd want to try to find my away around in there.

Know your worth. Absolutely NO garbage!

Me when I'm in a restaurant and I'm pretending that I'm not eavesdropping on a couple that's arguing at a nearby table…

The DVD of "Making of a Male Model" (1983) was on sale for a good price, so I bought it for a laugh. It is SO bad, like a cross between a "Saturday Night Live" sketch expanded to feature length (but without any jokes) and a cheesy melodrama. I call it "Valley of the Ken Dolls".

Helen Mirren names some of her inspirations while receiving the Cecil B. DeMille Award at the Golden Globes.

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This video is amusing, but it's yet another example of misinformation that simply gives MAGA morons the opportunity to say that "the left" lies about Great Orange Leader. It's actually Danish Parliament's response to a government purchase of 4 elephants and a camel from a circus in October 2019.

I prefer my ice cream and sandwiches to be a little circumspect and discerning; perhaps even a little... standoffish.

The first time Charlie Chaplin spoke onscreen, he implored the people of the world to resist the rising tide of fascism. Nearly 90 years later, it remains a timely message.

Why would he say he doesn't "have the numbers" if he'd said that it "doesn't cost us any money"?! If his first claim were true, then the number would be ZERO, wouldn't it? He can't even keep track of the lie that he just said a few seconds earlier.

Alan Cumming is back with a new batch or Traitors and Faithfuls for Season 4.

I found this meme on another social media platform, but I couldn't stop myself from adding a serial comma (aka series comma, Oxford comma, or Harvard comma).

🚨"F*ck you! Evil! Where's the f*cking humanity? Why don't you back the f*ck up off our people? Stop f*cking killing us! You guys are evil mother f*ckers! You should be marching with us!" -Minneapolis ICE protester screams at ICE agents as they point guns at her. Via our Jon Farina ⬇️

Cape Cod didn't make the cut. I guess that's just how the cookie crumbles. I'll refrain from making any comments about the ingredients used for the Florida cookie, and some of its neighbors.

This joke reminds me of a moment on Thanksgiving day when I'd asked a Polish friend if I was pronouncing my great-grandmother's family name, Przybyła, correctly. 😂

According to MAGA, Renee Good, just sitting in her car, is a domestic terrorist, but Kyle Rittenhouse, shooting strangers in the street with an assault weapon, is not. These people are such shameless, twisted liars.

Shorty Harris was the dummy of transgender ventriloquist Terri Rogers, who rose to fame performing in music halls in the '50s. She was one of very few transgender performers on the scene who underwent gender confirmation surgery in the '60s.

I hear that there's a little blue pill for that, Arch, but a 17-year-old shouldn't need it! #outofcontextarchiecomics

Lady G is such a little war whore. It's so nice to see that Putin's addled orange lapdog has a ferocious little lapdog of his own.

I usually agree with Mrs. Betty Bowers on everything, but this is a matter of semantics, and it depends on how you would interpret the concept of, say, "bombing France" in World War II...

Orange Fuckface is destroying the Kennedy Center and now he has officially killed the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which has long funded PBS, NPR, and hundreds of local radio and TV stations around the country.