Kids today look at Halo:2 while playing fortnite the same way we looked at Pac Man while playing golden eye.

That random moment when a customer starts our transaction by saying "Did you come into work drunk?" And then acts like this is a normal fucking thing to say to someone.

I would like to thank Russel Casse for making this independence fay possible. Welcome home!

Inspo: www.youtube.com/shorts/txfWD...

@hoobs.buzz is a nerd.

The three primary ingredients in Capn Crunch are as follows: 1) Sugar 2) Cocaine 3) Fiberglass. Change my mind.

Tokens from last nights shitpost of a game

@mrnatel.bsky.social throwing a car battery in the ocean in DI2 "Im charging the electric eels! Im being environmentally friendly!"

naughty blåhajes go in the samla

Inspired to share by @mrnatel.bsky.social posting similiar art from the same artist but beans are good ye? Artist (x.com) @RaymondFoxford

Some awesome Fall/Halloween pfp's I have received this year!

Just an awesome pic Simple Nicks on the blue bird app. A sketch of my boyo Nacht!

Shitpost pt duex Cut to a stunned pair of furry priests soaked in holy water *Male priest 1: "H....how is it?! Wh..what evils has it seen?!" *BLFC pizza soaked in holy water yet strangely intact and still....tainted *Sister Ann just sobs and prays to the heavens for protection*

*Shitpost Warning* Random furry: "Father help! Its cursed!" Random furry priest: "Fear not child we've come prepared! Sister Ann if you would?" Random female furry priest "Of course father! *Rips off priest gown revealing a very curvy priestess in a bikini* *Sprays BLFC pizza with holy water*

Wendiyeen! Photo from @hourlyyeen.bsky.social

When your opponents field gets to the point they need a calculator to figure out how badly they hurt you.

This week has been rough but I got my car back from the shop. Did a really good job! It looks almost like new! Look at these before and afters!

Peeps still playing runescape in '23. Nerrrrrds.

What were you strangely SUPER motivated to do today? I hate cleaning but I had a literal desire to move furniture in the bedroom and office to deep clean my carpets.

Watching otters at work. Good day.

Just want headpats and to be called a good boy while cuddling in bed.

Train in the distance using its horn Me " @hoobs.buzz quick based on the horn whose train is it?!" Hoobs "Norfolk southern, it has a twang to it so it has to be norfolk southern."

When you wanna hide but the doggo says no. Oh well. Still having fun even if I am a moody bean.

HoobCon has a weenie roast. What does your con have that's this cool?

>:3

Low key in a mood for headpats and being called a good boy.

.....But how?

I wish my current job took this seriously.

*Insert depraved furry content here*

Man I found this art from over 14 years ago. I cannot find the person who created it but this is the very first piece of art I ever got for my fursona. Wild.

Dont you ever just wanna?

Egg?!