the british eat brown food so its easier to brown later

I always worry its too late to learn an art, like drawing or music, since im 25 and most artists I see these days have been drawing or making music since they were in diapers. I can write but most people don't care about writing

Chat does anyone else think country music sounds "suffocating"? Not Johnny Cash, but the kinda shit they play on the radio.

I just saw an edit of the poster for "hunt for red october" but instead it said "hunt for raccoon penis," what the actual fuck is politics bsky doing

Trans deer girls are SEVERELY underrated. Less puppy girls more deer girls with antlers

An unbelievably Cute, Lovely and Beautiful Transsexual Woman. 16 Hours of Video

The new tomodachi life is the first Nintendo game since new horizons that's making me go "I need this game NOW"

Today I didnt pass out for a nap. Not that much of an accomplishment but I am glad I spent more of my day doing something

Can't look at the discover tab, id say this is an upgrade tbh

Gaming grid.

i feel like if i post my game grid thing the haters are gonna sabotage me

a prostate.

I just found out drake produces euphoria, how more obvious can it get that its a pedophile show 💀💀💀

Damn its almost like when something more productive than blowing up rockets happens, people actually give a shit about space

Getting more hours at work finally which means more pay

Part of me wishes I was in a big discord server so I always have a convo to read or interact with, but I tried that and that server made me so miserable I had to take time off for mental health reasons.

"Why is jack sparrow fruity in a straight way" Friend: "because hes Johnny depp"

chat why she do that why is she so puzzled

furries will look at pokemon like this and go "yooo gamefreak knew what they were doin" 😭

To those of you obsessed with martyrdom in this political climate, this ain't call of duty! We dont drop grenades on death! Your death earns them medals and bonuses! You wanna stick it to the man, volunteer at a food bank or the library!

YouTube is recommending me that good shit (yaoi fangirl videos from 15+ years ago)

need for speed cabrón

Hako Type D, hes a lil guy so be nice

One of the things that should have told me to not play fortnite was that they nerf every man's ass they add to the game. Doom Guy's was stolen, Snake's, Raiden's, every man had the ass of hank Hill, meanwhile the women were caked tf up. Obvious sexism

ngl im not even remotely excited for stranger than heaven anymore

You either die a smart fella or you live to become a fart smella

Everytime I consider getting back into fortnite, epic or sweeny or the game itself does some shit that pushes me away like a magnet Firing 1000 people on a whim is wild what next killing them by firing squad

Its always funny when I comment on nsfw stuff and it gets reposted by scam bots claiming to be children in gaza, like goddamn why are you scouring the replies on smut posts dont you got more lucrative targets under political posts?

@she/her New vegas ultimate is on sale for $5 store.steampowered.com/app/22380/Fa...

this algorithm fucking sucks

The exact millisecond I post it😭😭😭 These bots are outta control

Mfs who run meta smg builds in cod objectively have less fun than me who runs guns entirely based on how cool they are (my k/d is consistently .3 and less)

Okay now I know why I woke up in a good mood this morning

das cum-cum

ITS ALREADY REACHING 90 DEGREES I HATE GLOBAL WARMING I HATE GLOBAL WARMING I HATE GLOBAL WARMING

why does leon carry a p320 in re9. sure joeseph kendo prolly fixed its issues for him but why a p320 at all

After watching him demolish Monsters for years, its so weird watching Sam Porter Bridges down a generic energy drink like its ambrosia

Need to get a baseball bat or crowbar or sledgehammer or pipe wrench or something.

Chat does anyone else not like eating around other people?

Im officially unc, going to Lowe's is fun for me 😭 I'll sometimes treat myself to a new knife 😭😭

40lbs of corn for $12 tractor supply co is a steal

Donald Glover playing yoshi is wild, but imagine if they got childish gambino to play yoshi.....

Man I sure love it when people in other countries brag about how great and amazing everything is there while implying youre not good enough to move there. Totally not nationalistic at all

I dont like Beau is Afraid because it triggers specific trauma in me that I dont want to experience again. "Erm, its not real? Its literally fake? Ari Aster is a genius? Just suck it up?"

"Everyone recommend me a game" *only followers can reply* Yeah sure man whatever.

the ccp if it was for stoners: mao zebong and the great leaf forward