can't remember where I stole this from but I think about it a few times a week

Thank gosh for the $1.50 Costco hotdog & drink

Bioshock infinite is the only game I've played where the message is "what if the slaves deserved it?"

Ripped my pants at the fucking crotch, I think I'm gonna hide in the back till my shift is over >_<

Wild #pokemon z-a leak: You can have SEX with the pokemon! Insane 180 on Game Freak's stance on human pokemon relations, but I'm curious to see how it pans out!

It's October, which means it's time to lock in for #locktober and really get some progress made in #ETS2!

I don't care who it pisses off I need 20 Dino nuggets tonight

Deus ex remaster looks like that Doomsday source port for doom that looks like dogshit, except doomsday is a free mod, Day of Sex Remastered is probably gonna be at least $50

I just remembered the days gone director threw a hissy fit over John days gone being in astrobot. How can someone be this sore of a loser.

FUCK LUCKY STRIKES CHESTERFIELDS ARE MY CIGARETTE OF CHOICE! NOTHING BEATS THE SMOOTH RICH FLAVOR OF A CHESTERFIELD CIGARETTE

Chat it's taking everything I have to not let the symbiote take over

I wanna learn to 3d model so I can make ladies with big boobies

STOP MAKING ME SEE THIS FUCKERS FACE I CANT ESCAPE HIM I CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE GRASP OF PROFESSIONAL JARED

At the Amish weed booth anyone need anything

boots... ma home's gone........

I once flipped off a cybertruck on my way to work, dude looked over and he did not have an ounce of life in his eyes. No soul. No desire. No will.

Silksong is washed I'm sorry bug fans 💀💀💀😱😱😱

With the release of Silksong and the immeasurable hype it's gathered, I know a lot of people here are gonna want to play it. For the sake of everyone else, I've created this helpful guide to bug media to get you ready to play! 🧵(1/?)

Update: drank it all around 9-11pm instead of 2pm. I might be up all night shitsing

Made about 26oz of coffee and a liter of black tea I think I'm gonna evacuate every last microorganism in my digestive tract

if i chug a bottle of red 40 will i get superpowers

When your friend is too funny so you're concerned if they have a gas leak in their house

I don't even like cracker barrel and I'm still offended by the redesign

You ever just lay in bed and try to focus on not dying

Oh God oh fuck its snowing

The idea of @cubetube.tv in a maid outfit stunned me so hard I almost got eaten by a crazy mf. Beat his ass in the end tho (the zombie not adam)

Fully in control of my life, so I made 35 bowls of jello. Sadly did not make me better at cooking

rate the arsenal 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

373 kills within a single month, who can beat that

Narrowly avoided getting my ass eaten

Chat I'm gonna try something new, I'm gonna live tweet my zomboid playthrough

nose drake: you used to call me on my smell phone slime drake: you used to call me on my gel phone snail drake: you used to call me on my shell phone pufferfish pulled out of water and suffocating to death drake: aough ough ough ough ough ough augh

projared implies the existence of a lesser and inferior "noobjared" that either exists simultaneously as him as a sort of squire or perhaps he himself used to be the noobjared

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The obsession with endless growth people have with this site is so fucking stupid. "Bluesky got 5 million new users in March but only 1.6 million in April? It'll be a ghost town in no time!" Bro shut the fuck up

UK Parliament: You have been sentenced to 20 years for attempting to goon without a license British man: oh dear oh heavens, this must be because of genders

I just saw the blackface labubu tiktok what the actual fuck is going on in the uk

Csgo gambling is so fucking funny to me, what do you mean you spent $3500 on a digital knife then bet it on a slot machine to win a digital knife worth $7000 but you instead get a machine gun worth 24 cents? Who the fuck sets these prices?

WHO THE FUCK ADDED TREPANG TO MY STEAM SHOPPING CART

TW// razor blade close ups Another post about safety razors! This time I bought a set off Amazon for $10, now why would I do that? Well, I want to recommend safety razors to anyone who cares, and everyone has bought something from Amazon at least once, so it would be an easier sell.

I hate golf but I'm eyeing golf skirts now 👁👄👁

I butt-dialed a 1000+ character post about a csgo skin, thankfully it was over the limit by 800 characters so it couldn't send

Getting pretty sick of the "grayscale person with bar covering eyes" thumbnail trope ngl

KOJIMA HAS DONE IT AGAIN

oh right. its christmas this weekend. 🎄 im FINALLY doing all the christmas related milestones from our holiday donothon…. in july. so show up tonight, cuz the decorations will be up, ill be playing christmas flash games, the grinch on ps1, and doing some art redeems :) #vtuber #twitch

@ctrlaltcookie.com SHE HATES ME BUT I STILL LOVE HER

Crazy how the highways in death stranding make the map feel substantially smaller than it did when you first started

jesus I thought people were joking jack black and jason mamoa really do just fuck in a kids movie

Sifting through my 13k meme folder and I found a gem