"I bet you aren't as Unbeatable as you think you are." [Translator's Note: It's supposed to be spelled with all caps or no caps. Whatever. She's Unbeatable.]

the ccp if it was for stoners: mao zebong and the great leaf forward

this "frutiger aero" shit is EASY

every post-apocalyptic story has to have a scene where the main character picks up a photo of somebody's baby and goes like "pretty much everyone died in The Event... everything died too... happiness... joy... beauty..." and then they put it in their pocket or something

ay boi i just got that new rotom phone. it even got an app that destroy all pokemon. watch this

the new mega man robot master lineup is a bit weird i mean chainsaw man is pretty self explanatory but i don't know what hillbilly man or cabinet man or method man or don't have a cow man are even supposed to be much less why dr wily built 21st century schizoid man in the first place

Marathon (2026) fans be like "YOOOO THIS VISUAL STYLE IS SO FIRE" and the visual style is this

this creepypasta shit easy

psy if his music was about action 52: mother father cheetahmen

🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through the rhythm game UNBEATABLE. What are your thoughts on this?

i keep forgetting balatro is one of the few games i bothered to set steam custom artwork for and i only vaguely remember making this one

is jumpman the megafauna progenitor to the mario we know today or are they really one in the same? much to think about

the moment midnight ticked over i got a big popup at the top of my vision that says "RESOLUTION: SURVIVE" and i feel like i should be concerned maybe?

i love those goth platform boots with way too many buckles like yeah let me wear the shit that wrecks your ankles if you step wrong please

last springfield i gave you my bart but the very next day skinner took him away this year to save me from burns i'll give it to someone smithers

finished unbeatable. absolutely WONDERFUL game but they call it "unbeatable" despite the fact you can obviously beat it and are in fact rewarded for it so yes i would call that bad game design

The Full Metal series is insane cause what order do i read and watch them in? Do I read Full Metal Alchemist before or after Full Metal Jacket? What about Full Metal Panic? Don't even get me started on Full Metal Daemon Muramasa,

penis #TheGameAwards

i was never book smart but i'm not really money smart either and i'm not quite sure if that makes me more or less intelligent

got injured in bikini bottom and went to the hospital they put my ass in the squid ward

green person "i'm green" society "okay" the guy made out of molasses "haha, woah! watch out, i'm sticky!"

AL slop (being trained on the works of others is part of being a parody artist)

i'm not sure what about julius caesar warrants the bread being crazy honestly

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

NEW SLANG ALERT "bromunculus"

obama if he was a furry "now let me be deer"

golden retriever on 4chan. call him air chud

life hack: in most places you can sell berries and insects for pocket change! follow for more Life Hacks

dj khaled if he really liked jojo's bizarre adventure: tell em to bring out the stone ocean

seeing northernlion back on isaack is like seeing a man sober free of his crack addiction for years immediately to get a single taste and fall into the pit again

can someone tell me what i'm supposed to do in this situation

crazy thought of the day what if they made slot machines fun

a tribe called quest if they really wanted to taste things: can i lick it?

thinking about people saying how they "acquire" and "borrow" games as really really thinly veiled euphemisms for pirating them. you think real pirates said they were just borrowing ships and treasure? i didnt think so

the funniest thing about Modern Backrooms™ is the existence of the Magical Sanity-Restoring Regenerative Almond Water™ because the original post says the area smelled of almonds and all the people who latched onto it now don't know that's what cyanide smells like and assume its purely beneficial

don't forget to weigh your options (taps my temple knowingly)

me and some friends categorized random shit into the groups of "big mouth" "south park" "family guy" and "bojack horseman". here you can see several hours of deliberation and deeply unserious ranking

what if i threw a neutron star at you? like really really hard and without warning? what would you do?

jill word of the day: "yakubian"

replace the 'p' in 'part' with an 'f'. relax liberal, it's called the first germanic consonant shift

i have corroborated with many experts within various fields and an amazing discovery has been made. "liminal" truly is "online videogame when no players". the white guys on youtube were right all along, i can't believe it

Neutral Vegeta: "Actually, I have no strong feelings in favor of or against the current system of government."

every social media site got so many fucking clowns call that shit a digital circus

[cowboy brody foxx] YO MAMA'S SO FAT... This town's big enough for the two of us, but it isn't big enough for one of her!

i woke up with a homer! i woke up with a bart lisa!

universal century fujoshi wearing a shirt that says "I LOVE CHAR AZNABLE BUT I CONDEMN THE POLITICS OF ZEON AND WILL NEVER SUPPORT THEIR REGIME" that draws a lot of questions that are already answered by the shirt

they have anti homeless benches in idolmaster cinderella girls

thought: video called “this will be american truck sim in real life” and its a full length recording of some 50 something year old man hauling coca cola across the country