i keep forgetting balatro is one of the few games i bothered to set steam custom artwork for and i only vaguely remember making this one

is jumpman the megafauna progenitor to the mario we know today or are they really one in the same? much to think about

the moment midnight ticked over i got a big popup at the top of my vision that says "RESOLUTION: SURVIVE" and i feel like i should be concerned maybe?

i love those goth platform boots with way too many buckles like yeah let me wear the shit that wrecks your ankles if you step wrong please

last springfield i gave you my bart but the very next day skinner took him away this year to save me from burns i'll give it to someone smithers

finished unbeatable. absolutely WONDERFUL game but they call it "unbeatable" despite the fact you can obviously beat it and are in fact rewarded for it so yes i would call that bad game design

The Full Metal series is insane cause what order do i read and watch them in? Do I read Full Metal Alchemist before or after Full Metal Jacket? What about Full Metal Panic? Don't even get me started on Full Metal Daemon Muramasa,

penis #TheGameAwards

i was never book smart but i'm not really money smart either and i'm not quite sure if that makes me more or less intelligent

got injured in bikini bottom and went to the hospital they put my ass in the squid ward

green person "i'm green" society "okay" the guy made out of molasses "haha, woah! watch out, i'm sticky!"

AL slop (being trained on the works of others is part of being a parody artist)

i'm not sure what about julius caesar warrants the bread being crazy honestly

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

NEW SLANG ALERT "bromunculus"

obama if he was a furry "now let me be deer"

golden retriever on 4chan. call him air chud

life hack: in most places you can sell berries and insects for pocket change! follow for more Life Hacks

(gen alpha retirement home bingo hall) "gerald's birthday was yesterday..." "it was? how old is he?" "he just turned sixty-seven..." (twelve old men in unison, defeated): "six seven..."

dj khaled if he really liked jojo's bizarre adventure: tell em to bring out the stone ocean

seeing northernlion back on isaack is like seeing a man sober free of his crack addiction for years immediately to get a single taste and fall into the pit again

can someone tell me what i'm supposed to do in this situation

crazy thought of the day what if they made slot machines fun

a tribe called quest if they really wanted to taste things: can i lick it?

thinking about people saying how they "acquire" and "borrow" games as really really thinly veiled euphemisms for pirating them. you think real pirates said they were just borrowing ships and treasure? i didnt think so

the funniest thing about Modern Backrooms™ is the existence of the Magical Sanity-Restoring Regenerative Almond Water™ because the original post says the area smelled of almonds and all the people who latched onto it now don't know that's what cyanide smells like and assume its purely beneficial

don't forget to weigh your options (taps my temple knowingly)

me and some friends categorized random shit into the groups of "big mouth" "south park" "family guy" and "bojack horseman". here you can see several hours of deliberation and deeply unserious ranking

what if i threw a neutron star at you? like really really hard and without warning? what would you do?

jill word of the day: "yakubian"

replace the 'p' in 'part' with an 'f'. relax liberal, it's called the first germanic consonant shift

i have corroborated with many experts within various fields and an amazing discovery has been made. "liminal" truly is "online videogame when no players". the white guys on youtube were right all along, i can't believe it

Neutral Vegeta: "Actually, I have no strong feelings in favor of or against the current system of government."

every social media site got so many fucking clowns call that shit a digital circus

[cowboy brody foxx] YO MAMA'S SO FAT... This town's big enough for the two of us, but it isn't big enough for one of her!

i woke up with a homer! i woke up with a bart lisa!

universal century fujoshi wearing a shirt that says "I LOVE CHAR AZNABLE BUT I CONDEMN THE POLITICS OF ZEON AND WILL NEVER SUPPORT THEIR REGIME" that draws a lot of questions that are already answered by the shirt

they have anti homeless benches in idolmaster cinderella girls

thought: video called “this will be american truck sim in real life” and its a full length recording of some 50 something year old man hauling coca cola across the country

anybody else love it when a song has this

white people be like "white people be like" without stopping to realize that in fact they are the white people that be like.

coming back from heaven wearing a t-shirt that says "i got raptured and it was chinese"

classmate: it's like. you know the shit that happened to ned flanders. they did that to snoop dogg. his only marketable trait was that he was the "smoke weed everyday" guy [an alien beams down in the middle of the lecture and kills everyone]

i don't know what i would do in a world without green paint because i'd have nothing to dip my fries in

vampire who can only play games with xbox 360 and nintendo switch controllers because every other d-pad is cross shaped and it gives him burns

mystery science theater 3000 was the beautiful megafauna progenitor to the pathetic domesticated variant known at the "reaction youtuber" that will shrivel into a little ball and die if it isn't given attention or sludge

[first night as a bartender] someone walks in me: the usual? them: who are you me: i asked if you wanted the usual [they beat me to death with a stool]