Okay, I've been catching up on Yellowjackets and what I've learned from the last decade or so of shows with lesbian subplots is that Bikini Kill only ever wrote one song, and that was "Rebel Girl."

This exists.

van hollen immediately elevated himself to Presidential contender and all it took was being willing to fly to El Salvador, elected Democrats be advised if one of you works up the guts to throw a punch who knows where you'll go

My mother-in-law sends me the best articles

If you happen to see this and you're in the Troy/Albany area next Thursday, I'm coming out of semi-DJ-retirement to play an hour set at No Fun. Info in comments⬇️⬇️⬇️

I just learned the hard way that if you stand between two mirrors and scratch the words "Dunning-Kruger Effect" into both of them, you become so smart that you loop back around to dumb, over and over for as long as you live or until someone explains to you how mirrors work. Don't try it.

Currently building a whole set around this track.

Not to play into all that generation war shit but the more time I spend around Gen Alpha kids, the more I think they're gonna turn out pretty similar to us Xennials/late Gen Xers in a lot of ways except with actual feral cyber brains instead of our fun, feral pretend ones.

I just made a breakfast burrito for dinner and it's probably the best thing I've made in over a year and that's really, really sad. Me he convertido en lo que más temía. Cocino como mi mamá. :(

Chuck Schumer. You are the walking personification of a sad trombone.

Is there anything more 2025 than the other Ghost Adventures guy almost getting offed by a hitman his wife hired for 11 thousand bucks?

Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station

The greatest sopranos meme ever created

Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead

DOOOOORKS. Imagine an alternate universe where the peak of existence wasn't just a chance to throw gargantuan money wads into an eternal game of U mad bro? No u No u No u No u

thrilled to report that when i added a pink rape whistle and bengay spray (cheaper than pepper spray and legal in every state) to my cart the first suggestions were: -makeup removal wipes -high heel inserts -titty chicken cutlets

I was recently leaked a document that was written by and for think tank and DNC affiliated policy wonks and circulated in private chats. It describes in unsparing terms the threat Curtis Yarvin, Neoreactionary tech founders, and Elon Musk pose to democracy. shatterzone.substack.com/p/democratic...

Doctor told me my blood pressure's too low and I need to eat more salt. LOLLLLSuck on that, generations-long family history of hypertension 🤘😝

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GOD, I love being annoying.

Oh hi! Look up Curtis Yarvin aka "Mencius Moldbug" aka Walking Manifestation of City Bus Seat Fabric and his big, angy, enragingly influential takes on governance. This decrepit gargoyle's cringe-ass philosophy is actively shaping our future like, RIGHT NOW. Fun stuff!

Hi guys! I suppose I should finally rip off the bandaid and post something here. A thought popped into my head of a unicorn giving birth to a baby unicorn and it made me want to throw up. Also, I'm gonna go get a library card today. Support your local library!