wrote about something very close to my throat: gay voice aka the fagcent www.gaytimes.com/the-final-fr...

🥂outfit for hannah and ramel’s wedding 🥂

the 50p building !! every hometown’s got an ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

together, together 🪩

interviewed @subboyforhung.com and others on daily life wearing a chastity cage for gay times 🔒😈🗝️ www.gaytimes.com/a-day-in-the...

did you all know that today is the 20th anniversary of the greatest song ever written? stars are blind by paris hilton ✨✨✨

i wore my new ss daley t-shirt out with the straight boys and they thought it said bonnie blue 😭

latest @gaytimes.bsky.social column up on hudcon, larry stylinson and how xxx rpf (real person fiction) is increasingly going mainstream 💻🥵 www.gaytimes.com/has-gay-rpf-...

in the latest episode of euphoria jacob elordi uses the f slur twice and it’s kinda turned me on

yesterday on the tube a man (who, looking back, had probably come from the t*mmy r*b*ns*n rally) accused me of “giving him 5G” bc i had my phone out

maybe one of these

none of the words in my latest gay times column are in the bible ✝️📿🪽🙏🏾 www.gaytimes.com/horny-and-hu...

me when the bluesky moderator ai puts a label on my content: “so you think i’m sexually suggestive” 😏🫦

bridgerton star corey mylchreest is so mordantly charming and modest that i found myself kicking my feet and giggling like a teenage girl through our chat 💀 cover interview with him for man about town spring summer 26 issue manabouttown.tv/features/int...

my phone told me the pic on the left was me 8 years ago today (age 21). might grow my hair out a bit like that again

do you want the house tour ?

after my article on “the rise of the lazy dom top” caused mass hysteria amongst gays and heated rivalry stans, @gaytimes.bsky.social asked me to hear the defence’s case - what does make a good dom top? www.gaytimes.com/how-not-to-b...

the labour candidate for croydon came to my parents’ door and asked if i was old enough to vote yet 🥹

oh the daddy tops are going to be extra dom tonight

so i think i have a crush on the twink from snl uk

something powerfully depressing about "seeing your friends" and "cooking food" apparently being seen as "making life harder" I hate it here!

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my family will send each other the most disturbed, cronenberg-esque pictures of jesus dying on the cross and then caption it “happy easter! hope you’re weekend is filled with love and light 🐣🪺✝️🌼”

10 years ago this easter sunday i lost my virginity to a guy who was genuinely called harry potter lmao

you can’t convince me that chocolate covered pringles tastes any better than not disgusting. just because something isn’t inedible doesn’t make it good

before a shower and after 😇🚿🧼

in the new issue of @gaytimes i clocked the lazy dom top’s tea ☕️⛓️‍💥😈 “The tops are trying, with varying levels of success, to embody Alexander Skarsgård’s sexy, all-powerful energy in Pillion” www.gaytimes.com/the-rise-of-...

the loss of the face magazine is genuinely devastating and such a red flag on where we are. it’s the loss of the last truly british style mag. the loss of one of the few places still publishing actual, thoughtful fashion & cultural commentary. the loss of interesting voices & povs in the industry.

i remember coming downstairs while my dad was watching lord of the rings and seeing through the crack in the door the big old fire eye and the creepy hooded thingies on black horses and having nightmares for WEEKS

thoughts on the Hannah Montana special: - where was roxy like a puma? - “i promoted a special before there was one so then we had to put one together” yeah girl, you can tell there was no plan for this - bets bits was performances - so much veneer when it’s selena + miley omg - no chappell duet ???

did a strip photoshoot yesterday for a photographers upcoming book. was nervous bc never done anything like that before but it was so fun !! here’s a pic i took just before heading to the shoot

sorry I’m late I was trying to put on a bracelet by myself

can’t fall back asleep so instead listed where each tube lines is in the lgbtq+ community victoria - poly northern - bi metropolitan - intersex h&c - trans masc district - pan circle - questioning central - lesbian bakerloo - gay elder piccadilly - homophobic jubilee - trans femme overground - gay

i’d be so embarrassed

posted pics of my new shirt on twitter and it was v popular 😇

i have two degrees in english

i get so lucky with ticketmaster queues for some reason i’m always near the very front

do you know how hard it is to find a white blonde girl named becky in the crowd of a harry styles event ????

does this mean he lives in g-a-y heaven or that he’s dead and visiting earth ???

2016 --> 2026

feeling horny but i also have babushka stuck in my head and that dichotomy is really something

love amanda but someone needs to reopen all her police cases #thetraitors

so this summer i worked a festival which ran out of toilet paper on the last day and so they thought it would be funny to send me (bc im so babygirl and dainty) to go buy 100+ rolls from tesco and i actually looked insane 🙃🙃🙃

a hard-boiled egg and red bull ?? you lot are cooked

i took a cute pic the other night, don’t ask me why i took it in front of the condom vending machine 🤷🏽‍♂️

it’s really hard being the cool uncle bc my 10yo and 8yo nephews talk to me in tween slang du jour and just assume i know what they’re talking about and i literally have no clue

had enough mulled wine and baileys hot choc to post this on here, merry christmas x