No other president has been so needy and pathetic. Trump has dragged the country to an untrusted laughing stock. Unless we change course, the idea of a United States is done. That’s sad, because the biggest piece of shit will get credit for destroying a country.

Hegseth is the most useless, embarrassing, Sec of Def the nation has ever had. An utter embarrassment, yet he thinks he’s special. Like Trump. Useless pieces of shit, serving in positions they could never achieve without a criminal appointing them.

Colbert Fans know a fake hero and fix it with fake Ai video. Remember our motto: “Humor Heals” #Colbert #USDemocracy

Do wireless bras operate in the 2.4GHz or 5GHz range, or are they dual-band? I can’t get my router to recognize my girlfriend's.

SEN. TILLIS (R): “These people don't deserve restitution. Many of them deserve to be in prison. This is just stupid on stilts. Republicans need to speak up. This is beyond the pale… This is bad policy, bad timing, bad politics.” (H/T @acyn.bsky.social )

Todd Blanche doesn’t make the law. As a “wannabe” attorney general, stupid interpretations like this, and this attempt at a slush fund should be disqualifying. His cases fall apart because he’s a liar, and he’s being treated with kid gloves. apple.news/AI5gQvGJRR8W...

This is a complete crock of shit. You might as well throw the law in the fireplace, because that’s what’s happening here. Fortunately, the Wall Street Journal is just another arm of stupidity. He may get these headlines, but he’ll lose on all of this. It’s corrupt. apple.news/AM55vfNLrRz6...

Trump won’t achieve his objectives with Iran with bombs. That will only occur when the U.S. admits it was wrong and sits down with Iran for talks that lead to mutual understanding. Americans need to get over this fantasy that we’re so tough. We aren’t by any means. We lose a lot. We are losing now.

Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl — theonion.com/trump-unwitt...

They want to act as if they’re concerned, but if they were, the Epstein files would be released and the perps would be charged. apple.news/AqCXOzOWnRsi...

This is about to be reality….. Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation — theonion.com/gas-station-...

I’m sure it’s Biden’s fault 🙄 apple.news/A9JxjpUKOSR6...

Dogs and cats are so smart that they decided not to evolve past barking and meowing. They decided talking to humans would probably wreck them. Better just to undetstand and sleep. 🥳

You’re a terrible Democrat too. Can wait to vote you out of office. apple.news/A_hgPeOb2TAm...

Watch out world. Republicans are “concerned”. They will do absolutely nothing. A week from now they will announce Trump’s brilliant strategy to destroy the NATO alliance for Putin. apple.news/A_xfgcu_1Sy-...

Pete Hegaeth doesn’t make or interpret the law, so for him to make up rules governing the 60-day military action on Iran is a farce. Unashamed Republicans who have stripped the people of the right to exist will support him, no doubt. This is just a further collapse of the U.S. democratic system.

Fucking distraction. We’ve seen this movie before. Trump creates the stage for each distraction, always to deflect from Epstein. It’s all bullshit. The fucking creep is guilty as sin. We need to end this bullshit. The world wants him dead, not because he’s good, but because he’s a fuck head.

It’s been 6 years since he lost the election against Biden, and it’s still devouring him. What a pathetic loser. apple.news/AdL2TeUiUQ2G...

Fetterman, the biggest disappointment out of PA. Says Democrats response to the war in Iran is a disappointment. How is being against an unprovoked war disappointing? No planning or exit strategy. Sky-high prices for gasoline. Fetterman is the disappointment. He’s folded.

Trump can demand anything he wants from Iran, but because he disrespected our allies, he can expect nothing from them. They would much rather continue with peaceful containment, and not get involved in a war brought on by a need to be seen as a strongman and to deflect. He’s really fucked this up.

To clarify, the DOJ does not make laws, nor do they interpret law. Blanche’s press conferences often fail to mention this as he assigns new meaning to existing law. He’s already attempting to fix things in Trump’s favor. It won’t work. apple.news/A50nFQ6BlQ9y...

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

The Iran War was a war of choice. Dissolution of SNAP was a choice. Medicare rollbacks were a choice. Since what fucking time did billionaires payback to the world the investment they owe so much to? Since never. One human shouldn’t be able to deny another. Period. Healthcare or otherwise.

Trump needs distraction. Trump feels slighted by the Nobel committee, so he’s starting wars. Republicans are doing nothing to keep him frim bringing the U.S. to military and economic ruin. He is pissing off NATOby trying to force them into a World War the U.S. Started. Never have I beenso ashamed.

Exactly. More and more coincidences keep happening. Please keep after the truth, Rep. Lieu! @reptedlieu.bsky.social #releasethefiles #OperationEpsteinFury #TrumpEpstein

The WSJ should understand this isn’t news. It’s exactly the playbook every Republican administration uses. They fuck up the economy, drive prices higher, and distract from it by starting a war in the ME. apple.news/As7n9M0LPTNq...

You need a formal declaration of war to demand unconditional surrender. Congress has not declared war, therefore Trump’s drmand for unconditional surrender is a moot point. He has never read the Constotution has he? Has anyone in Congress?

Which is the real reason Trump chose this moment to attack Iran. It’s so obvious. apple.news/AXRviVLwPQTe...

There’s a lot of people who have died unncessarily in a conflict that was 100% avoidable had the people of the U.S. taken a different path than electing inarguably one of the worst human beings on the planet as leadership for the country. It makes me ill thinking about where we were before surrender

The new leader of Iran…we don’t want him. They can have him.

I’m sure the girls school was not involved in Iran’s ballistic missile program. apple.news/AK_l2sBnmSzy...

This guy is far from being mature enough to occupy such an important position. He’s a despicable loser and an embarrassment to the uniformed services. apple.news/AZCKbaC2QQQa...

Things to do tomorrow night while not watching the State of the Union address: - Alphabetize your spice rack - Teach your dog to filibuster. - Try explaining crypto to a houseplant. - Text an ex “we need to talk” - Watch paint dry.

A Doctor that works for an insurance company should NEVER, EVER, be allowed to overrule a doctor in a hospital. Period.

Bessent needs to be removed. The American people aren’t going to stand for being ripped off to the tune of $175 billion. What? We’re supposed to accept this? Fing crazy. fortune.com/2026/02/23/s...

Here’s Why Trump's Having An Absolute Meltdown Right Now (It’s Fantastic News)

Has Trump had a stroke over the Supreme Court ruling yet? Is he trashing the Supreme Court as stupid and incompetent because they validated what the Constitution says? This was a no-brainer. Why it took so long to rule on was batshit crazy. Constitution was clear.

Says the guy who couldn’t get laid at a sorority house full of drunk nymphomaniacs.

Trump Attempts To Distract From Epstein Files By Gaining 200 Pounds — theonion.com/trump-attemp...

BREAKING: on this Super Bowl Sunday, Epstein Survivors have just released this PSA: “Stand with us.  Tell Attorney General Pam Bondi IT’S TIME FOR THE TRUTH” Please share everywhere!

Britain has dethroned a prince, forced Mandelson to resign, & lost confidence in Starmer because Rep. Thomas Massie & I forced the release of the Epstein files. What is America doing to hold the Epstein class accountable? We need to haul these powerful men before Congress.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

This is crazy people.com/3-sisters-ju...

BREAKING: Rep Ted Lieu just called for Deputy AG Todd Blanche’s resignation, and points out why partying with Epstein actually would be illegal.

They victim’s attorneys also cite the level of incompetence at the DOJ, something that shouldn’t surprise anyone abcnews.go.com/amp/US/epste...

Obama out here breaking brains just by not being a mess.

It might as well. No one will perform there, and it’s making him look like a very unpopular idiot. Congress needs to demand the center’s real name be returned. apple.news/ALsbiGI1eQ4G...

Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass — theonion.com/trump-asks-n...