happy birthday month to me 🥳

Miley Cyrus announces new single ‘End of the World.’ Out April 3rd.

March reads 📚 #booksky •Maybe Someday 4/5⭐ •The Housemaid 4/5⭐ •Perfect Marriage 5/5⭐ •You Killed Me First 4/5⭐

why is Twitter down every day????

And again.

in my Bluey mom era 💙🩷🧡

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U got games on your phone?

why do I feel so lazy today

my toddler will scarf down three samples of chicken pineapple meatballs at costco but when I buy a whole bag & give her some for dinner she throws them all on the floor 🙃

this app is boring

our main front desk girl is off today, after we've been closed for 11 days.... all the voicemails & emergencies we're gonna have 😵‍💫 & because fucking duval schools wanna have a teacher's planning day after they've been on spring break all week smh

when you find another couple to be friends with who are so similar to you & your hubby 🫶

literally😅

it's Vans with sundress season 🙌🌞

trying to give this a try but it's hard to read ?? you can tell he's not an american author & his writing is confusing me

so far my only complaint about the Kindle is that the Kindle app doesn't speak to my Kindle well enough to update what page I left off on on the other device 🤔

who has their 6yr olds bday party at a brewery??? wtf playground or not, that's kinda weird lol

big ass pours for a flight 😵‍💫 sour gang

this is why I only hangout with my husband lol he's my real bestie

it shouldn't be this hard to make plans with your friends. annoying lol

breakfast of champs

yo Andrew Schultz is funny af 😂 his new netflix special is great

watching the new Andrew Schultz standup & my husband said people say he looks like him ..... 👁️👄👁️ literally not at all lmfao

how have I never seen the "dad baby" episode of Bluey until right now????? we literally watch this show 24/7 this can not be possible

as much as I eat sushi you'd think I could use chopsticks better 🤣🤦‍♀️

bbq holds a special place in my heart 😋

today feels like Sunday but it's only Friday 🙏

I've never gotten more followers than I do now that my insta is private 🤔 & it's always car pages. idk how they find me but they're probably surprised when I accept their follow & see that I post majority baby pics & rarely car pics anymore 😅🤷‍♀️

7brew is amazing. FREE 7brew is even better 🙌 it's been way too long 🤤

my car is disgustingly dirty from sitting in my driveway all week not moving 😵‍💫

but first, car wash & coffee 😌

If you don't have anything good to post Post something bad

sometimes i wonder if i'm annoying. other times i know i'm annoying.

ok this one was GOOD OMG #booksky

I'm an 'unpack as soon as we get home' type of person, whereas my husband's bags will sit in the garage for the next 3 days until he realizes he needs to do laundry before going back to work 🤦‍♀️

can't wait to sleep in my own bed tonight 😊

we have to pick our dogs up from boarding by 6:30 & the gps has us at 6:28 🫣 & that's without stopping for the next hour& a half. eek

I always zone out when they're repeating my order back to me at a restaurant & then just agree to whatever they say at the end 😅

idk why I always think it's a good idea to have coffee before a road trip 🙃 I literally have to pee every 20 minutes

mountains have to be the coolest things ever

he was crushing on Ryle until he saw Atlas 😂 now he's pointing out things he doesn't like about Ryle 😂

I put on It Ends With Us & my husband said "I'm not watching that girly shit" now he's more invested in it than I am 😂😂

on vacation you don't even know what day of the week it is

my septum is forever crooked in pictures 😅

idk maybe unpopular opinion but I hate when a standup is mostly about sex lol like can you not come up with anything else?

using condiments that were in the fridge of your airbnb is risky business. but yolo

good morning 😌

so cold in Gatlinburg today sheesh I didn't come prepared

day 75 of #75soft !!! I'm so proud of myself 👏 I'm down 26 lbs, read 8 books, & walked 586,341 steps 😅 I've adapted so well to this plan that it will definitely continue to be my lifestyle now. (after we get back from vacay, that is🫣😋)