'I, SAID THE SPARROW' In WWI Sussex, when a petty criminal is found gutted like a fish, tales of forbidden love, the infamous Fowler Gang, and two young suffragettes, bleed together staining the River Arun red. #Q #A #HR #MY #QuestPit

Prophecies don’t have age limits. Now the fate of the Kingdom rests on the bad hip of a retired librarian. Will curmudgeonly Dorris answer her calling, or ignore impending doom for a good cup of tea? #questpit #F #A #Q #LGBTQIAbooks #amquerying #writingcommunity #fantasywriters #booksky #writesky

Delaney's on a journey to become a vampire. The vampire he's picked to make him into one is disinclined, at best, to offer it. But that doesn't mean Delaney's free from becoming entangled in a dangerous game - or becoming the object of this vampire’s deadly obsession. #QuestPit #A #Q

DEXTER & THE KITE RUNNER Haunted by war and exile, a Chechen teen confesses to 24 murders—unraveling a legacy of Russian colonialism, betrayal, and a far-right cult tied to his Russian mother. The psychological thriller of identity, vengeance, and survival #Q #T #A #HF #questpit

A STUDY IN DROWNING X EMILY WILDE 🎓Academic rivals to lovers ☀️Grumpy x sunshine 🏰A touch of darkness 🌶️Romantic spice ✨Language-based magic system 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿Cultures surviving against all odds 🙂‍↕️Sopping wet pathetic loser MMC 💖Autistic rep #ownvoices #QuestPit #AG #A

GIDEON THE NINTH x EMBER IN THE ASHES 🗡️murderous fem bodyguard with shadow magic 👑 a butch lesbian prince 💘 who hate each other ⚔️ need to work together 🧟 to discover who's trying to kill the prince ❤️‍🔥 and... recover their trust after the tragedy that drove them apart #questpit #A #F #W

Pitch Card for my romantic suspense, CARELESS WHISPERS, LL'd for Joffe Books Prize 2024. Set in Greece, it's du Maurier's REBECCAxNetflix's THE PERFECT COUPLE They're like family but how well does she really know them? Found family; Secrets; Loss; Obsession; Betrayal; Murder. #questpit #Q #RF #MY

Sophia Lane has it all—except a boyfriend. So when she panics and lies about bringing one to a company retreat, she ropes in her annoyingly charming neighbor to play the part. It’s only a weekend of fake dating. What could go wrong? (Spoiler: everything.) #W #questpit #A #R

When Hazel Adler arrives in a secluded Alpine village, she expects folklore—not vampires, a deadly festival, & a love that could cost her everything. In a world where humans are prey, her only protector is the monster sworn to stay away. But he might just lose himself. #PosterPitQ #Fantasy

Sophia Lane has it all—except a boyfriend. So when she panics and lies about bringing one to a company retreat, she ropes in her annoyingly charming neighbor to play the part. It’s only a weekend of fake dating. What could go wrong? (Spoiler: everything.) #PosterPit #PosterPitW #Romance #Comedy

Thread for my PosterPit Pitches

Sophia Lane has it all—except a boyfriend. So when she panics and lies about bringing one to a company retreat, she ropes in her annoyingly charming neighbor to play the part. It’s only a weekend of fake dating. What could go wrong? (Spoiler: everything.) #PosterPit #PosterPitW #Romance #Comedy

The nation of Tannert created an unstoppable military by taking children from their parents. Children are addressed as identification numbers, only learning their names when they turn eighteen—if they survive an injected serum that gifts them superhuman abilities. #SF #F #YA #PosterPit #PosterPitW

An eclipse triggers an ancient ritual & lots of problems for Lyla. Brokering a deal with the enemy in hope of answers, will she give into forbidden chemistry with Axel or risk finding out just how closely her fate is tied to the end of the world?⚡️ #PosterPitq #RF #NA #posterpit #writersky

#PosterPitOS #F #A #Cozy #PosterPit DREADFUL x LEGENDS & LATTES A wizard is sick of mentoring Chosen Ones, but before he can retire, he needs one last capable hero. When the capable hero refuses, he recruits a busboy and a group of misfits instead. 🧙‍♂️Retiring wizard 🐀Animal companion 💛Found family

THE BALLAD OF AGNES DAY: Querying now! Like or DM if interested. 👀 🕰️ Change vs tradition 🔥 Feminist rage 🌊 Atmospheric setting 🪢 Twisty plot 🧜‍♀️ Fading folklore ❤️‍🔥 Love and sacrifice 💫 Chronic illness rep (own voices) #PosterPitQ #A #HF

BEACH READ x REP ALBUM x THE WEDDING PEOPLE When Nellie’s career crashes, she must start over, face her messy past & find a way to pay rent—while reuniting with her ex-work rival. 🎵Trailer "Delicate" Taylor Swift | End Credits "New Year’s Day" Taylor Swift #PosterPit #WF w/ #R #bookclub #PosterPitQ

When Elsie accidentally frees Theo from a painting he was trapped in for 106 years, she discovers a fatal secret. Theo is on borrowed time, and Elsie heart might not survive. The invisible Life of Addie LaRue x Time Traveler's Wife 🖼️ 🥀🕯️🐈🪷 #PosterPitQ #A #F

🎸 daisy jones x knives out 🗡 the songstress, the high-flyer, the gambler, the sweetheart, the watcher, the matriarch and the rogue. seven suspects. one the killer of renowned rockstar sam corvi. but who? only they can tell you #posterpit #a #lf #m #posterpitq

THE SECRET OF NIMH X WARRIORS A magical cat is swept into a hidden world of secret agents, underground cities, and strange allies, only to realize she must reclaim her power or watch her ruthless mentor destroy everything she loves. ✨🐈✨ #PosterPitQ #Posterpit #MG #F #amquerying #writingcommunity

THE HATING GAME x MISTLETOE & MR. RIGHT 🙄 Annoyemies-to-lovers ⛈️ Grumpy vs Sunshine ☀️ 🎄Hallmarky Christmas Vibes 🛌 There’s only one bed (and he yeets her out of it) ❄️ Clumsy FMC, protective MMC 👠 Fierce bestie meddling #posterpit #posterpitq #rc #a

THE SECRET OF NIMH X WARRIORS A magical cat is swept into a hidden world of secret agents, underground cities, and strange allies, only to realize she must reclaim her power or watch her ruthless mentor destroy everything she loves. ✨🐈✨ #PosterPitQ #Posterpit #MG #F #amquerying #writingcommunity

Starting off #PosterPit with a poster for #Sirensong, where Iron Widow meets Steelheart as a traumatized young woman takes her accidental powers on a quest for vengeance, entering a world full of crime and corruption as she hunts for the puppeteer that possessed her mother. #NA #SF #R #PosterPitQ

A CURSE SO DARK & LONELY X THE INHERITANCE GAMES When a ballerina w/ a panic disorder is kidnapped by fantasy fugitives desperate to recover their leader’s magic stuck inside her, she unearths their secrets to facilitate freedom, but bonds w/ them & falls for 1 instead #PosterPitQ #YA #F #M #R #MH

HEARTLESS HUNTER x WHERE THE DARK STANDS STILL She must save her realm. He must save his father. They both need one thing. No one wins with a heart on the line. #PosterPit #PosterPitQ #YA #F

🌶️HEARTLESS x✈️KILT TRIP x🖋️C Fortune In '97 Berlin, a French student on a homestay embarks on a sizzling fling with her German single-dad host. But when love intrudes, so does reality: he’s tied to Berlin, and come fall, she must return to Paris. #PosterPit #PosterPitQ #R #A

GODKILLER/THE FINAL STRIFE There’s a reason magic has been silenced. An outcast shifter and a heartbroken soldier must trust each other to smuggle a cursed relic, before a vengeful sorceress uses it to destroy all magic forever. #PosterPitQ #A #F

In a world controlled by corporate vampires, two men struggle for autonomy. Will a chance meeting lead them to freedom~or a web of subterfuge, where every thread brings a monster offering death or permanent confinement? Blue Bloods x Yakuza #PosterPit #PosterPitQ #A #PR *Agent guide on profile 💙📚

#PosterPit #PosterPitQ #F #H #A MOSSWOOD An unusual town. A dark, eerie forest. A string of disappearances. Three misfits. A mystery they would die to solve. THE RAVEN BOYS meets PIRANESI by way of David Lynch in this dark coming-of-age with queer & autistic representation!

LEGENDBORN X AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER When fighters start disappearing from an underground elemental tournament, a sixteen-year-old participant with wind powers must uncover the tournament’s secrets before she loses a match and shares their fate. #YA #F #Jewish #OwnVoices #PosterPitQ #PosterPit

When Hazel Adler arrives in a secluded Alpine village, she expects folklore—not vampires, a deadly festival, & a love that could cost her everything. In a world where humans are prey, her only protector is the monster sworn to stay away. But he might just lose himself. #PosterPitQ #Fantasy

Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment? It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

Tell me you're a querying author, without telling me you're a querying author. I'll go first: (and this is just on my desktop. My laptop has more copies.)

Made a discord! Something to make a little writing community where we can all give feedback and help hype each other up! (The publishing world can feel kinda lonely sometimes, give feedback on each other's work, and support!) discord.gg/v8HVdwsVbV

OI YOU READING THIS! GET UP, DRINK WATER, AND STRETCH.

Real agents and publishers don’t charge you a cent. They ask for money? Run away.

I need more coffee

"There are three types of power moves in the corporate world...." Devil wears Prada x Spanish Love Deception x Lease on Love Best Bad Idea #1stLinePit #WIP #R #Com

"Marriage was a fine thing. A very fine thing indeed, one that most proper young women in England might strive to achieve. It was also, however, just the sort of thing Celine Wycliff knew would never find her." - A SEASON OF PROMISE #1stLinePit #WIP #A #HR #LGBTQIA

It was only quiet in the Thornewood on execution days. HEARTLESS HUNTER x WHERE THE DARK STANDS STILL #Q #YA #F #UF #1stLinePit #writingcommunity

The rain made it easier to rob his grave. ONE DARK WINDOW x IMMORTAL DARK #1stLinePit #Q #YA #F

“The company had become his pride and joy, malleable to his command.” I AM Chosen by Dawn Berkoski PITCH: Alex, a power-hungry CEO penned in by corporate vampires, meets an orphaned bartender who helps him get the fangs to fight back. #1stlinepit #PR #A #Q BlueBloods x Yakuza

"Sapina was done acting like a lady." #1stLinePit #RF #NA #A #C #Q #amquerying #romantasy #writingcommunity #agentsguide #writersky #booksky

Teeth preserved in a petrified grin rested on the mahogany desk, separating me from the tooth fairy. #1stLinePit #A #F #C

"Heat beats me down to a sweaty pulp, the sun ablaze and unforgiving like it’s trying to set the world on fire." - To Ruin the Sky ⚡️ #1stLinePit #q #RF #NA #UF #OwnVoices

"Hours after the fire ignited, embers continued to smolder. Marsai’s gaze followed the rising smoke and lingered on a crow gliding among the wisps. Its dark wings stirred the vapor with eerie, gentle beats." #1stLinePit #F #Q #YA #NA #agentguide #agentsguide

Athragast stood on the stoop of a rickety farmhouse and steeled himself for yet another monotonous, destiny-fulfilling day. #1stLinePit #OS #AG - #A #F #COM #CZ

CIRCE x MIDSOMMAR in ancient Babylon "Against the dusty browns of the desert, the woman looks out of place. Like a painted statue brought to life, and like life isn’t to her taste." #1stLinePit #Q #A #F #RF #CMe