appletun... my appey... apple of my pie...

i dont. want to go to my appt tomorrow

winning a pvp after being publically humiliated for several hours is like a hit of crack

WAKE HE FUKC UP NEW CAT GRAFFAM VIDEO!!!!!!

im beginning to think flashing lights might be a migraine trigger for me

opening the babybel fishnets with your bare hands is akin to crawling thru barbed wire

this is actually the most accurate representation of him ever made

this is the closest they had to an eyepatch option. but its really more of a tinted monocle. also my phone camera makes his his hair more saturated and his skin tone look really red for some reason. give him back his olive undertone

couldnt find EITHER of my right joycons but i did find my knockoff pro controller so im playing the tomolife demo now

"oof" and the like WAS briefly a zoomer thing but due to how quickly memes are cycling now, if youre still saying it in Current Year you are def a millenial

my chickens are lowkey starving and unloved

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oh… it’s going to be a long night #ffxiv #art

i got the "mini" fridge in my room from when my grandparents sold their restaurant and it makes my room noticably hotter when its on LMFAO

in terms of the circle of oomfs with cats i am the lowest of the low

everyone wake up new canned fish files

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forgive my screen photo. fsr this expression is cracking me up really hard... this farmer doesnt know what the hell is going on

imagine taking your f/o out fishing and they keep fucking around trying to be cute and shit and scaring all the fish away and you lose your temper and throw your half empty heinie at their head and they fall off the boat and start drowning because they cant swim and an alligator eats them

I know we all had the same thought (redraw)

augurelts

reposting Her #urianger

fuuuuuuck pvp... i need like 15 wins in 24 days. thats like asking me to build the pyramids by hand

this site stymies my hater instincts by making me afraid of keyword searchers. my drafts are entirely haterposts that i couldnt figure out how to phrase to not appear in searches

i hate rotomphones i cant lie. like they make sense for the singularity of tech and life into The Phone but like. not to be crass but i dont want a ghost possessing my phone when im jorking it. that little pervert was already bad enough in usum

the only noticable things wellbutrin has done for me are 1. give me constant tinnitus 2. make my short-term memory genuinely concerningly bad

i love how pokemas loves to crash half the time i open the scout page

i think using the terms "tboy" and "tgirl" is just as infantalizing as calling a cis person a "boy" or a "girl". like youre not "just a girl" youre a full grown woman, act like it

setting up an ipad is sort of like being tazed

tywanitaw...

the thing is sometimes u do have to jork your peanits to catch the big fish

trans people: im trans society: okay fisher main in ffxiv: haha yeah we got 30 yottaseconds to the blungusfish window and then it wont come back until 12 celestial revolutions lol. you have to jerk your penis to catch it

im so used to using mods/item spawners to build my farms in sdv that now that i dont have that in fields of mistria im like fuuuuck. what do u mean i have to WORK

I'm transgender, in trouble with my family for asking strangers on the Internet for money to go to school, and in dire need now more than ever for money to go to school and/or get out of my family's house. thank you ko-fi.com/ninethprime

feels good as hell to finish up the 7.4 fish. feels less good that now i have no fish to catch for a month

"5 tips to reject a million dollars" "5 tips to reject a beautiful warm sunny cloudless day" "5 tips to reject 3 months paid vacation" "5 tips to reject meeting the love of your life" "5 tips to reject free entrees for life from your favorite restaurant"

even the top giggles sheepishly

GO MY SCARAB DEAL 167 MILLION DAMAGE

wispae event made me miss dr ratio so bad im gonna shoot someone with a real gun

no easy to prepare food in the house... dad asleep on the couch... no car or license... am i gonna have to go out and hunt for something to kill and eat

AND NEVER FORGET THAT I AM BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE BECAUSE OF MY DETERMINATION, TENACITY, STUBBORNESS, AND BRAVERY