I beat Prime 4! I wrote a review about it here: backloggd.com/u/Guardian56...

It’s Bandcamp friday! Support music artists you like by buying an album! Mine is free, unless you want to give something.

Every year my listening time on spotify decreases! I’m playing the algorithm a lot like golf. Hopefully one day spotify will give me time back.

EXCLUSIVE: So far it's been unclear what proof Rockstar Games has to justify its firing of 34 union members, who it claims were leaking "confidential information in a public forum". PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...

I made a new song! Check it out if you’re interested! realmaskband.bandcamp.com/track/ill-ne...

I haven’t seen this level of Metroid discourse since Other M. You know what that means… IT’S 2010 AGAIN AND WE’RE IN A RECESSION BABY! WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO BACK WE’RE SO

Despite everything, it’s still Metroid discourse

I think I figured out how to make music.

I made a new song! Check it out if you’re interested! realmaskband.bandcamp.com/track/ill-ne...

Yoshi’s Crafted World is a good game that sucks.

Given how expensive game consoles are getting I wouldn’t be surprised if console manufacturers shift to selling an operating system over a console. I mean more and more game consoles are just underpowered to middling PCs and now the prices are reflecting an overpriced pre-built machine

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I know crystal castles is like this really influential music group but any time someone brings it up all that comes to mind is “get the gems bentley bear!”

Smt 3 maze designers would be amazing mario maker creators. The obelisk is just “pick a dick”™️.

How considerate of SMT 3 to think I want to partake in making grid-based maps by making an invisible wall room!

My new music album “Dirty Laundry” is out! Check it out if you’re interested! realmaskband.bandcamp.com/album/dirty-...

I strive to look like a smear frame

To anyone who listened on here. What were your thoughts on the album?

Mario Maker 3 with the mouse controls would go pretty hard

Finally saw the bubsy 4d trailer and they just made him gex. This is further proof that the world yearns for gex 4.

FUSHIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

My new music album “Dirty Laundry” is out! Check it out if you’re interested! realmaskband.bandcamp.com/album/dirty-...

Next album comes out tomorrow!!!

If everything goes right my new album should come out some time next week! It’s called “Dirty Laundry”.

Finally got around to playing Victory Heat Rally and it is such a great time! It’s a satisfying and rewarding arcade racer that excels in its genre in a time where games in that genre are few and far between. Check it out!

As a homestuck survivor, Undertale is pretty cool!

Borderlands 2 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. It’s the video game equivalent of those short-form videos that feel the need to put a sound effect at every nanosecond of silence to beg for my attention. Peak toddler gaming.

I’m finally starting smt 3 hd and I didn’t realize I needed a phd in the game already in order to pick the “correct” new game mode

It’s unfortunate that literally any Ace Attorney case gets worse for me the second they try to use handedness as a decisive piece of evidence to explain events.

Stage 5 of Parappa the Rapper is one of the most relatable game scenarios ever made

If you ever wish to cause me psychic damage just message me in l33t speak

Why didn’t anyone tell me the AA investigations soundtrack goes hard?!

So Sonic Unleashed HD has been pretty fun! It’s pretty solid with a few annoying sections here and there. I’m almost done with it and only have the final level and boss left. It’s basically a less enjoyable Sonic Adventure. A good game with notable flaws. Wii version is still better though.

For the last few days I keep saying to myself “this will be the day I finish Xenoblade X” and each time 3 new missions pop up out of nowhere. A veritable hydra of wasting one’s time.

I can’t believe a mission in Xenoblade X is essentially a family guy cutaway gag compilation.

F-zero gx rules

Horseradish and Horseradish sauce are such situational condiments but they add so much to the sandwiches and dishes that call for them!

I kind of get people no-lifeing xenoblade x. I thought it would be a smarter choice to take my time but now a lot of my thoughts are about progressing in the game. It has kind of consumed my life for the past month. (1/2)

Rainbow road n64 is such a great F-zero track!

Rather than be the millionth person to repost the Titanic/Mary Rose thing (excellent though it is), I thought I’d share this again. neal.fun/deep-sea/

It has never occurred to me that I should learn how to play Toad’s Harbor on guitar.

Random game thought: The movement in Stray is incredibly similar to Assassin’s Creed

music soon

When is Urban Champion showing up at evo?

I'm not on twitter anymore, but this tweet from 2 years ago is sadly more accurate than ever

I know people are attributing the absurd switch 2 game prices to tariffs but I genuinely think that the only thing tariffs affected were physical games costing 10$ extra. Nintendo is at their worst when their succeeding so I feel the prices were intended to be this. I hope I’m wrong but we’ll see.

How do I have fun in side order? I feel like it’s the closest thing a person can get to purgatory.

It is crazy to me that Prince of Persia the Lost Crown just casually became one of my favorite metroidvanias ever! I truly despise Ubisoft for breaking up the dev team and barely marketing such an outstanding experience! I hope some of the ubisoft dev teams get to persist if ubisoft goes under.

The people getting skells in xenoblade on launch day are sick individuals and I respect your dedication.

The greatest musical instrument of all time is a thesaurus.