Homobloc sounds like what happens to me when I try talking to someone on Grindr

I appear to have been bitten by every insect on earth on this trip

Of course the other highlight of this trip was St Maarten, Saba and St Barths for maximum avgeek-ness

Apologies BlueSky, I’ve been a bit behind with keeping you updated with this big trip - lots of photos on insta: www.instagram.com/itxjamie?igs...

Away on quite a big adventure holiday - starting with a 10am flight to Madrid today - flight 1/10 this trip Tomorrow night is Madrid - Bogota

SO MACHO he’s gotta be SO MACHO he’s got to be big and strong, enough to turn me on he’s got to have BIG BLUE EYES be able to SAT IS FY

If my eyes don’t deceive me… there’s snow falling amongst this rain

Ffs I’m 31 why am I now getting like spots breaking out on my face like when I was 16? I made it through my entire 20s without this 🤣

Scariest thing for me this Halloween is the unpaid overtime I’m doing right now 🫠

I’ve also realised that maybe I’ve made a very big and expensive mistake moving to where I live as it’s physically detached me from a lot of things :/

Hit a realisation that my friends have their own groups of friends and things they get invited to (which is great) but I just feel like such an outsider at the moment and just generally left out. Like I don’t seem to get included or invited to things anymore and when I do I feel like a tag along

omg it’s my stop

Last year I was an expired railcard for Halloween, this year I’m just going as myself - expired.

Decided to at least test the heating this morning, discovered the valve to my bedroom radiator wasn’t even open so glad I checked it all working before the cold weather hits! Adding plumber to my CV now 🔧

That’s the last time I trust the Citymapper “get me home” button Twice in the past 7 days it’s suggested a new alternative route that’s 10 minutes quicker than the ones I know… twice it’s ended up being much slower 🥲

I’m VERY late to the Rose Gray party but oh my god. Yes.

Ahh finally, weather to match my contemplative mood 🌧️

Days since getting my elbow grazed by a venue’s glittery wallpaper: 0

I’m pleasantly surprised how my flat seems to maintain a constant 22°C without even putting the heating on yet. Being well insulated and in the middle of the block definitely helps

Dan and Phil are a couple? Who’d have guessed…

Is there any brand that won’t let the poor man rest in peace?

31 🎈 📍 Berlin

This did well as an insta story so I’m immortalising it here

Final railcard purchased before I turn 31 😭

I’ve learnt in quite a devastating way over the weekend that I need to be a lot better at expressing how I feel and my emotions with people

Birthday Month!

Got my performance review.

Against all odds (ended up in brewers until closing time last night, not getting to bed until 4am) I am going into the office for the first time in 6 weeks

Jfc

Got away with playing the absolute classic from MGMT as a last song tonight in halfway - Time to Pretend

Sunday night question of “would I suit blonde highlights or a messy blonde look” Is it a crisis I’m going through? Who knows

Ctrl+alt+shift+x “weaknesspays”

Ohh this is not a great start to the week at all 😬🫠😬🫠

Decided I’d like one of those 90s B&O CD changers (the Beosound 9000) to mount on my wall but they’re at least £1300 on eBay 💀💀

Waiting to go into this CD signing / live gig and all 5 people are waiting outside like “not going to be the first to go in”

This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!

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Who’s idea was it to book a flight this early 😵‍💫

What Can I Do by the Corrs (specifically the Tin Tin Out remix) is a mood atm

Today TikTok’s decided I need relationship advice for my crush on a straight girl? Like every other TikTok is like “3 signs she likes you back” “what to do with a girl who you have a crush on”

Had some weird dream last night that I was basically a plumber fitting a radiator but it wasn’t going very well Maybe I’ll stop jokingly telling people I’m a plumber when they ask what I do for work 😂

Let’s see you at 21 Ohh my god, maybe I was a twink at one stage?

I swear making one really good show happen at Halfway releases more serotonin than [redacted] 3x at Jonny’s final house party

First coffee in 3 days, I am CAFFEINATED

no new pics where are you mentally

Ohh god today is going to be a struggle

The whole Mardi Gras Manchester Pride thing was very much a flop. Fright island had about half the food/drink vendors open and no one looked happy to be there. Mayfield Depot, good venue, expensive drinks, crowd was just so meh like no energy at all. *IF* they do it next year don’t bother

On my way (the long way round via my parents first tonight) for my annual pilgrimage to Manchester for gay festivities