Me literally ever moment of every day:

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My current mood

How I feel ordering buffalo wings knowing dann well I have a cold sore in my mouth and that's gonna hurt like fuck:

Horse

Does anyone else remember the obscure Homestuck character, Bollux Baptor. He was Sollux's deformed brother and he went missing after act 5

BREAKING NEWS: Nintendo announces that Pissing Calvin WILL be playable in Super Smash Bros 6.

If I had a nickel for every time one of my favorite musical artists created a song about having an over the top and creepy obsession with a specific celebrity, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

Chat can we normalize killing people for literally no reason

I drew Sollux Captor as chudjak because I'm bored

POV: you're Seth MacFarlane being greeted by a time traveler on the night of September 10th, 2001:

Get guys this is my sonic OC "Driving Under The Influence The Hedgehog"

How it feels to not be able to play Living The Dream until 2 weeks from now (I have to experience it bicuriously through live streamers 😔)

Me and who? 🥺

After years of work, my short film is finally complete. It's a dim and somber look into the human psyche and the nature of capitalism. It's called "Jeremiah The Fat Rat"

I've done it. I've peaked. This is the greatest thing I've ever created. It's all downhill from here.

I tried animating something for like the first time ever

I drew the guy #homestuck

What's up Gamers. This is my very epic original Homestuck OC, Jork Killbert. He's half demon and loves blood. He's also an angel and every aspect at once,

What if the GameCube and the Wii were human women and they were... Kissing???

I tried to draw Waluigi #mario #waluigi

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Fun Nintendo Fact #11: did you know that Super Mario Bros 2

Its the day, the day has come. Today is the day that has come. In terms of days that have come, this is very much one. In a coming competition, today would win a gold medal. This is that day. Yes. today, April 13th, 2026, is the 30th birthday of one John Egbert. this is a day that has indeed come.

I was listening to music and Dream Sweet In Sea Major autoplayed and I think I'm becoming obsessed with Tally Hall again

Epic prank idea: LETS BLOW UP AUSTRALIA!!!

Jonathan Banks looks like a caricature of himself. I don't know how to explain what I mean, he just does.

Every Hawk has it's Tuah

I've been really into Super Mario Sunshine recently, why do the Boos in this game low-key look chill as fuck

This is a character with fries for locks His name? Frylock. Truly genius

I'm not taking my condom off, I am Safe Sex O'Toole

Me informing my nonexistent wife that I've been transformed into a serpentine dragon from European mythology: "Would you still love me if I was a wyrm? 🥺"

I feel like The Angry Video Game Nerd gave at least one person a gay awakening, but I have no way of proving that.

Looking at random places on Google maps is so funny, like what do you mean they called a rock next to the satanic pedophile sex trafficking island "Diddyblud Rock"

Guys check out my epic rizz Hey gril, did it hurt when you fell from hea-*gets hit by 27 cars* whe- when you fell from- *gets hit by 27 more cars

How it feels to say "Bad morning":

Alex Jones X Tucker Carlson angst yaoi

BREAKING NEWS: Jeaque Darkmoon has been caught driving under the influence of alcohol, and unprescribed pills were found in their car.

Chat, is it weird that I moan when I stretch?

This image goes unreasonably hard

Me: your honor, I couldn't have been at the crime scene, because I was too busy I was too busy making out romantic style with the ladies *slides sunglasses onto my face* Judge: this is divorce court, what the fuck are you talking about I forgot what the punchline was gonna be

How it feels looking through all my old screenshots and videos on my switch

Sega after inventing Tylenol:

He's such a chud I love him

Why did the guy who names all the zodiacs call one "cancer"? That's problematic, cancer kills people man.

John in Homestuck Beyond Canon: "uuuuh, I'm so sad and old and boring and divorced. Nothing even matters" Jane in Homestuck BC:

BREAKING NEWS: Hit artist, Kendrick Lamar, states that his favorite Homestuck character is Sollux Captor, because his blood color reminds him of his favorite condiment

Does anyone else ever wonder what the milk from Emperor Bulblax's boobies tastes like?