Grils with curly black hair

If you see this image, you immediately become pregnant. Sorry, I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.

Rewatching a classic

I finally beat Hollow Knight

What if creepers don't actually mean to blow up, and they want to be our friends, but they get shy and explode on accident :(

Merry Rizzmas to those who celebrate, Merry Regular Day to those who don't 👍 🎄 🎁 ❄️ 🫃

The specific Hollow Knight dev who decided to add Deepnest whenever they see a child (fuck Deepnest fuck Deepnest fuck Deepnest fuck Deepnest fuck Deepnest) (I don't like Deepnest)

One pece

They should make prostitution, but like platonically. So I can pay someone to be my friend. What do you mean "this post sounds super depressing"?

I just realized their shirt says "rereat". I didn't even do that on purpose 😭

Santa makes a list and checks it twice, but this is meaningless because all of the rich successful kids on the naughty list can pay him to blackout their names on said list.

The casual urge to do mitosis and create an exact copy of myself, omfg I'm so lonely, man (For clarification, Not a sex thing.)

For some reason I have a random jpeg of a wrench in my files. I downloaded it months ago and I don't know why. I was probably gonna use it to make a really unfunny meme, but I forgot.

If Woodrow Wilson swapped his first and last name, he could shorten his name to "Will Wood" Just food for thought

This is my original Angry Bird Character. Their name is "Jeaque Darkmoon". They have demon powers and killed the pig king with their legendary katana. They then placed his head on a spike in the center of pig kingdom, to send a message. They also drank his blood because they are a vampire.

I swear, some people hate on indie games just for being indie games

Guys help, I bought a copy of "The Legend Of Zelda Breath Of The Wild" at a garage sale, but for some reason there's this Weird filter over everything. Also, the cutscenes aren't playing and most of the NPCs are missing. I got to Rito village and Tulin looks like this for some reason. 😨

She: I'm coming over, you better not be beedrill shooting rope when I get there Me af:

What if Nintendo rereleased Breath Of The Wild with no changes whatsoever, except for the fact that Tulin is replaced by a little green alien freak called "Zorplin" "

I think that the ship between Berdly and Jorkington should be called "Chicken Jockey" #Delatrun

"Hey Fred, give me the Epstein Files. But hold the billionaires" "hold the billionaires?" "And hold the politicians" "Hold the politicians? Hey Jimmy, gimme the Epstein Files with nuthin'"

His eyes and glasses were a little fucked up, so I fixed it

If the government is in debt, why don't they just print more money? Are they stupid?

Berdlin

What if in chapter 7, Pluey appears and breaks his vow of silence to say "Hawk Pluah, Spit on that thang" and then proceeds to pluey all over the place?

Guys this is my Original Character, Woke Hitler

I think changing your name should be more normalized, even for cis people. It's weird that people who have never even met you get to choose your name

Got bored so I made a crappy doodle of my fursona Even though I'm not a furry Probably

I drew this ghost guy, but I think I made him too phallic.

Shout out to games that I bought forever ago, played for like an hour and thought were really good, yet for some reason barely touched them since.

One time I drew this guy I wish I didn't

Just finished Homestuck, it was pretty peak

You guys think vampires put frogs in their mouths and eat them like fruit gushers

I'm [[SPAMMING IT]], I'm [[SPAMMING IT]] so good right now

When the the when me when me when I the when:

I just wanna say, fuck these three pokemon specifically

Oh wait that's just the ancient Greek Olympics

Cool new pride month idea: we put all the queer people in an arena and have them fight to the death to see who's the ultimate homo (it's me)

How the person who discovered it felt after calling it "Red Triangle Slug":

So ummm, I just found out that drag racing ISN'T racing while wearing drag I have never been this disappointed in my life

One of the worst parts about living with Nazis is that anytime I go to the kitchen to get food, I have to hear them watching some bigoted BS on Facebook.

What if his first name was "morning" That'd be pretty funny I thinks

Guys... I think i'm starting to like Will Wood more than Tally Hall

Me and who 🥺

You guys think Karl Marx was a top or a bottom?

Indiana Jones when Ligma Virginia walks in: