People named Steve should have a nice day People named Jeff should have a BAD day People named Susan should have a ???? Day People named Dave should have a baby People named Jerry should have an EVIL day 😈 People named Evelyn should have a GAY DAY 😈🏳️‍🌈 People named Freddy should have a FazDay

If I was a pedophile politician (redundant term, I know) i would wait for GTA VI to release to release the Epstein files, then everyone would be too busy playing it to talk about how much of a kid diddler I was.

A Mainline Pokemon game... With... GOOD graphics??? In this economy??? (I actually like ZA's graphics, but W&W is clearly a big upgrade)

AI art looks way better than human pencilslop. All "artists" should just grow up and use AI. (note: I do not actually believe this, I'm just saying intentionally bad takes to get attention. This is a classic engagement bait technique known as "Trolling", or as the kids say nowadays: "Ragebaiting")

The comic book character we should all strive to be is the guy that shot Batman's parents, shooting rich people is awesome

You may be cool, but you you'll never be as cool as Daxter Flaxter, the all time world class video master.

Statler: "Skibidi Toilet? Pretty fitting, because this is CRAP. OHOHOHOHOH" Waldorf: "I carnally desire you" Statler: "what?!" Waldorf: "I want you"

Statler: "Skibidi Toilet? Pretty fitting, because this is CRAP. OHOHOHOHOH" Waldorf: "I carnally desire you" Statler: "what?!" Waldorf: "I want you"

I was reading some stuff on the Balatro wiki and I found out that... Plants DON'T have faces? Wth the hell? Why didn't anyone tell me about this, this is insane information

Chat, is this a good haircut? (image not included for privacy reasons 😊)

I've been reading the Homestuck Epilogues and... I can't believe this guy fucks

New Balatro Joker Ideas: The Fuck You Joker Whenever you play a hand while owning this joker, he will exit the video game and enter the real world to punch you in the face

I sure do love how "Food and healthcare should be a basic human right" is a controversial statement I sure do love the world we live in.

I like Clubs Deuce

This is one of the most images of the internet

I was just playing Balatro and I lost a run because I was A SINGLE FUCKING CHIP below the goal

why's it so chilly today

Truer words have never been spoken. RIP in peace, King 😔 🥀 💔 🙏

I'm glad that they're finally porting older pokemon games to the switch. But while FR/LG are great games, I do think the $20 price tag for GBA ports is a little much. Either way, I hope they port more of the older games over time. 👍

Men are so lucky, whenever they have a receding hairline they can just shave it off and go bald. But not me, I have to live like this forever.

There's no porn of Gwonam from Link: The Faces Of Evil for the Philip's CDI This saddens me 😔

when Im chilling but then I remember that Im a evil WOKE LIBERAL. I have PRONOUNS and I get ABORTIONS and worship SATAN to spread the GAY COMMUNIST AGENDA. I want to abolish TRAD WHITE CHRISTIAN FAMILIES then go home and talk to my TRANSGENDER WIFE about how I think MINORITIES should have rights 😈

Top ten most tragic anime moment

Toby Fox seeing the trailer for Toy Story 5, and realizing he has the chance to do the funniest fucking thing ever:

I forgot his gay little waist thing

Why did I take time out of my day to draw this

How it feels to chew 5 cum:

I think it would be cool if I was able to have friends without thinking they secretly hate me

(very serious hypothetical) what if Steve Jobs first name was "Blow"? 🤔

Today's frog is the plagiarism frog. It can't think of anything to post, so it just copies other people

How Geoguessr players feel when they recognize a single grain of sand from the time they went to Indonesia when they were 8:

I made a new chess piece. It's called The Warlock. The chess community is not ready for my genius innovations

I got bored In a VRchat Lobby, so I drew a really shitty Midnight Crew on the wall. (Please ignore the fact that Diamonds Droog looks like... That)

Early SpongeBob fills me with so much joy and Whimsey oh my god man I love him, I love the bob

How it feels to rearrange my blueprint joker to get the best possible outcome in Balatro:

I was gonna make a post saying "Republicans use AI to make their propaganda because pigs love slop". But then I remembered that actual pigs are cute and friendly and taste yumy. To compare pigs to the right would be a stain on the legacy of all swinekind.

Shout out to the checkered deck. I love spamming flushes and literally never playing any other hands ever.

What the fuck was I even talking about

I wish they made a version of masturbating that was for food instead of sex. No, I don't know how to explain what I mean

Amazing Digital Digital Circus Theory: gay sex theory. In episode 8, Jax is gonna have hot steamy gay sex with Caine. This is gonna cause Caine to become pregnant with Jax's baby, who goes back in time to become Kinger. This event was hinted at in episode 4 when Caine said "I can't wait to mpreg"

My posts used to get an average of 4 likes, but now they only get an average of 2 likes. Chat... Did I fell off 😢

I think that Hugh Morris might be the first Nintendo-made Mii to rival Matt in popularity.

Jesters are just clowns minus the creepy parts. I get why everyone wants to fuck Hugh Morris

We should overthrow the government (image unrelated)

How to see pictures of boobies: Step 1: go to Google dot com Step 2: search "troll face" Step 3: click on "images" Thank you for reading my tutorial

Monkey Ball as a concept fills me with so much joy and Whimsey. It's literally just monkeys and they're in balls.

When the 6'4 baddie says she won't sit on my face

Some people 😔

Google, show me pictures of boobs

I must feed son