I'm just trying to order a pizza what the fuck is this shit 😭

Now THIS is why Shigeru Miyamoto invented video games

There's actually only 4 genders: Water, Earth, Fire, and Air

Those two are totally fucking

They snowgraved numel 😭

Every time I go to sleep, I see this strange entity in my nightmares. What does the reoccurrence of this creature mean?

IM NOT CRAZY

Weezer if it was fucking cool and awesome

I answered honestly

Whys he got a penar 😭

Buge :)

You guys think her carpet matches her drapes?

Fun Fact: Garfield was in drag when the towers fell

I was literally born today

I'm going to sue John Genetics for giving me such an awful receding hairline at such a young age

Roses are red Voilets are fine Jerry Seinfeld dated a seventeen year old When he was thirty-fucking-nine

Happy Jackenstein day

I take back everything bad I've ever said about Nintendo

You guys think Abe and the President ever got freaky with each other?

Not to be racist, but I can't stand these K-Pop bands. Why do all the members look the same?

Fun Fact: there's nothing stopping you from putting a random country's flag in your username, despite the fact you're not from there or have never been there. You can just do that.

Pik Men

There's actually only 2 genders. Man, and Muppet

Another day of being the only die-hard Mr. Rime fan.

This is how it feels to be a trans person living in Tennessee

Me when I'm just sitting there but then I remember my inability to see myself as a human being:

I'm okay with people being cis and straight, I just don't think they should do it in front of kids or on TV or in public

Paul McCartney is proof that people liked femboys back in the 60's

When life gives you lemons, you should eat them because lemons are very yumy

Bad News: I stumbled across a meme referencing "The Baby Is You" by Toby Fox, this lead me down a terrible rabbit hole. One thing lead to another, and now I think I think I THINK I'M STARTING TO LIKE HOMESTUCK 😭 😭 😭

The W in "Win" stands for "woman", because women always win

"Whis, turn on 'Dominant Girlfriend Comforts You ASMR'"

Italy is such a beautiful country with a rich history of iconic moments

They should make all crimes legal, but like, only the morally correct ones

We should ban marriage. Like in general. People don't deserve to be happy

"you look like if a man and a woman had a baby" is my favorite way to tell someone they're androgynous

What if in breaking bad, instead of making meth, they made a much more evil and sinister substance: Estrogen

What if Bender was trans and he was called Binder

Gaming peaked here

HAHA, THIS LOSER HAS A WATERMARK ON HIM

That's not how you spell his name (This joke sucks, I'm sorry)

I fell asleep in VRchat and woke up to one of my friends joining the world with a fucking Charlie Kirk avatar

Guy in the park: "that's a cute squirrel" Person who really likes Tally Hall, jumping out of the bushes: "A squirrel? Squirrels are rodents. You know what else are rodents? That's right, Porcupines. Porcupines have sharp spikes, y'know what else has sharp spikes?

Haha, penits

This is my original mega evolution design, Mega Poliwrath #pokemon

He just like me frfr

Pokemon Legends Z-A releases today, but I am not going to be playing it because I hate the french (also because I can't afford it)

That feeling that feeling when when you

Usually when someone insults my physical appearance, I don't care because there's nothing they can tell me that I haven't already told myself a thousand times But one time somebody told me I look like John Lennon (I don't) and that really got to me

The early bird gets the worm, but the late hawk gets the tuah