I Wanna Hold Your Hand #dogsky #pitbull

Grumpy Sick People on the Internet #gspi

Breakthrough blood test finally confirms Chronic Fatigue Syndrome #mecfs

@dansavage.bsky.social have you seen the new Rosetta Stone commercial featuring the old farmer guy learning German (presumably) for the Berlin leather bars?! 🤣🤣🤣

Regarding American Bake Off, if y'all could replace Zach Cherry with Mateo Lane (and also shoot in America with American judges *cough* Christina Tosi), that would be great. #gabs

Ice cream sandwich: Dutch chocolate ice cream on a homemade coconut bun with chocolate-hazelnut spread. #stonerfood #baking #foodsky

Season 3 of #gcbs suffers greatly from lack of Dan Levy.

The only books I'm able to read! Looking forward to some lying down learning this afternoon.

My greatest hope is that researchers find a cure for #mecfs by the time I finish watching every episode of all the Great Baking Shows (at least) three times.

Pastelitos with frozen puff pastry!

Prok chops from frozen to perfect in a low heat toaster oven. #cooking #mecfs #foodsky #spoonies #dinner

Generalized pain aka how did I sleep through getting hit by a truck? #mecfs #fibro

I'm finally tucking into The Great Canadian Baking Show, and I'm such a James. "Ugly but delicious" 🤣

Nobody Wang Chungs tonight anymore and that's sad.

Dear Pervasive Perfume People: YOU DO NOT SMELL NICE! ALL YOU ARE DOING IS TRIGGERING MIGRAINES. #NEISvoid

Hey so it's almost that time, probably not because of climate change, but do not rake leaf that fall down. Leave leaf! Do not rake leaf! 😡 Do 😡 not 😡 rake 😡 leaf!

Why not go for a meter? Grow some balls!

Not enough spoons for a shower? Try this one weird trick! Become nose-blind to your own stink. #NEISvoid

Those days when all you can hope to remember is maybe what time it was when you JUST looked at your watch. #NEISvoid

Illinois was always a joke to me, growing up in St. Louis. Now, I feel lucky to live in this wonderful state that protects all of its citizens, not just the ones it likes. Thanks, gov.

With the same poop.

Napping? You mean sleep-edging.

Jikaru fangirl, activate! #trek

Gentle reminder: you're not able-bodied, you're pre-disabled.

I don't have to imagine this. I've been cooking for decades (sometimes professionally) and I've used ChatGPT to help me in the kitchen. It's been very helpful, especially when I'm at my most disabled. It's a tool like any other. Use responsibly.

But Robin is so nice!

🎵no matter what they take from me, the can't take away my weed from me🎵

How many times I've wished I had literally ANY other disease than #mecfs

I have had #mecfs for over a decade. I consider my disease "moderate," which means I spend upwards of 80% of my time in bed, and I'm able to do an occasional activity. Those with #severeME typically cannot get out of bed at all and have an incredibly poor quality of life. WE NEED TREATMENTS NOW.

Today is #SevereMEDay - a day to recognise and honour the people living with the most devastating forms of Myalgic Encephalomyelitis (ME). We are deeply grateful to those with Severe ME who took part in the DecodeME study. Your contribution is vital.

Happy Gotcha Day to this silly girl!

Scientists find link between genes and ME/chronic fatigue syndrome

Our initial DNA results! DecodeME have discovered that people with an ME/CFS diagnosis have significant genetic differences compared to the general population. - Summary of our results: shorturl.at/pgsjk Check out our full preprint paper: shorturl.at/VwN3s

@applescruff909.bsky.social: Your gynecologist appointment is on Monday? Me: No, Monday is teeth and tits; twat is Tuesday. Him: Oh, "see you next Tuesday" is easy enough to remember. Me: What? Him: "C U Next Tuesday" Me: *Janeway facepalm*

The initial DNA results from DecodeME are coming this week! We will release them on our website on Wednesday 6th August at 7pm (approx). We're letting you know the timing in advance so you can pace beforehand. Thank you to our participants & supporters.

OK I asked for 1 lb of heirloom tomatoes. I received a 1 lb heirloom tomato. 😅🍅🍽

Bob Ross and Fortnite is not a partnership I ever would have imagined.

Hi, I'm a woman :) This idea of "porn addiction" is fascist as hell and doesn't exist! Hope that helps!

In retrospect I should have shown her this dank meme I received earlier today:

I just had a fascinating conversation with an elderly white woman in a Jesus t-shirt in which she said she distrusts the news so she just listens to what the president says, but 2 sentences later, she said she stopped listening to him. 🤷‍♀️

Me: Ugh talking is so hard! It's so not fair that I'm not telepathic! Therapist: Ohh-kaay, see you next week!

Una is a pillow princess (apple, tree, etc)

Basking in the glow of beating my 12-year-old nephew (at a card game, not corporally)

Earth: Sorry I've been such a cunt lately, I've got stage 5 koyaanisqatsi. Humans: But we gave you plastic! 😭

Ko-yaa-nis-qatsi (from the Hopi language), n. 1. Crazy life. 2. Life in turmoil. 3. Life disintegrating. 4. Life out of balance. 5. A state of life that calls for another way of living. Hello, Stage 5. We must adapt.

Watching Koyaanisqatsi today. Still super relevant. Do recommend.

Lying here listening to my better half play Final Fantasy 2 and keep thinking I've just killed a boss in WoW. Thanks, DBM.

Monday - waited 45 minutes for ultrasound appointment with required full bladder due to breakdown in check-in procedure Tuesday - Una to vet -> overstimulated, loud, unruly Wednesday - ugh Thursday - power out 7:30 am -> about 5 hours of sleep -> still unresolved Did I mention it's hot as balls?

Let's not and say we didn't. #NEISvoid