Ok living in South Florida again sucks cause there's no film work BUT I'm two miles from the everglades which means daily thunderstorms and it's glorious.

Since becoming an adult, I've done "treat" at my door every Halloween. I wanna do a year of "trick." Think I'd get in trouble for giving out 3d printed candy corn?

The worst part of leaving your TV career behind is not being able to escape it; every few weeks something else drops that you worked on a year ago and it's everywhere you look.

I'm no expert in biology but I'm pretty sure we have two hands so we can pet two dogs at the same time.

How is Alex Kurtzman employed And I'm stuck at home

Why didn't anyone tell me I used to be cute Rude

I learned today that one should NEVER ***EVER*** bite into the stem of an Alocasia plant. JFC. Perhaps the worst fifteen minutes of my life.

Paid off my car a year early. My reward? A 100 point drop in my credit score. This system is broken.

Imagine my surprise when Star Trek Strange New Worlds released an Episode of Star Trek today. Such a lovely surprise.

Finally saw Superman. As I suspected, I'm not visible in the one scene I worked on camera. Just a shadowy blur.

God seems pretty gay I mean He created man in his image

I saw a woman walking out of Publix wearing a Loki shirt. I pointed to it and said "I worked on that show!" She did not care.

Good Morning, Z!

Please @paramountplusbr.bsky.social please for the love of Trek fire Alex Kurtzman and Akiva Goldsman. You'd be hard pressed to find replacements with less skill and talent.

Cameron Kasky is adorable. That is all.

Two years ago, I was offered the role of Stand-In for Christian Slater on Dexter's prequel series in Miami. I had to turn it down cause I was already on a Marvel show in Georgia. Well, now I'm in Miami and eager to book Season 2.... But season 2 just got cancelled. Argh.

Ugh. Finally. I have a full day of voice work lined up. From 8am to 3pm I'll be laying down lines for a national audience again. Yaaaay. Daddy needs a paycheck.

The first thing my phone showed me this morning is a BTS video from ABC about Will Trent being back in production. The sad rushed over me. I should be there. The video was focused on the actors but I also saw my AD and Grip friends and a few second teamers. Miss you guys!

Pretty sure no one monitors me here so im just gonna say it: I worked on camera a lot in the final season of stranger things. If the editor doesn't screw me, I should have a nice close up with Linda Hamilton (such a funny lady) but if past is any prologue, it'll get cut. Just like in Weapons.

My gahd, Alex Kurtzman is a talentless hack.

Yay! The last movie I worked before leaving Atlanta is in theaters and people seem to love it. Go see Weapons! (Unfortunately, I don't think I'm on screen in this one. I worked second team and a feature that I'm sure got cut.

Do you feel you're suffocating under the weight of society? That the burden of the history of the world, of your species, is too great? Do you ever long for a broader existence? One not confined to a skeletal stockade? Or maybe one where kindreds come in shapes other than human?

I've been back in Miami for a month now and it's like my whole career was a dream I awoke from. I see actor friends in photos or marketing material for their new projects and I'm just here in this house in Miami doing I don't know what and it's making me nuts

Pay off your car early cause you made extra payments along the way? Get rewarded with a 40 point drop on your credit score.

What I wouldn't give to be working a fuck-you-friday tonight.

Yikes. That ep of ST: Strange New Worlds was so cringe I turned it off at about 20 minutes. Strange New Worlds has, by my count, only visited 1 new world in its 3 seasons. We've had comedy cross overs, musicals, 1960s murder mysteries, and will be getting a puppet episode. God, I miss Star Trek.

There has never been a less enticing Star Trek show than Starfleet Academy. Please, for the love of God and all things Trek, FIRE ALEX KURTZMAN.

My birthday is this week and it's strange. Doesn't feel like it. Not to be too dramatic but in the last two months my life went from fulfilling and worthwhile to being a house husband with no career. My life has collapsed in on itself but hey let's celebrate.

Saying no to work on set physically hurts me. I just had to decline a week on Neighbors, the show I worked on early this year when I stood in for Ewan McGregor.

Just saw the Stranger Things 5 trailer and GD it I'm just out of frame to the left in one shot. Fifteen years on set and somehow I've never been in a trailer.

You know that bag of cords in your closet? Well, I'm currently tackling mine.

Ok someone tell me if you see me in Superman. I did two scenes but I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna be eyebrows over a taller guys shoulders lol

Tell a man in your life how adorable he is.

EARTH TO DEMOCRATS: IT'S 2028 AND PRESIDENT TUCKER CARLSON HAS JUST BEEN ELECTED.

Immigrants are not criminals but the president is.

It's fun to see all the Superman movie merch hit stores even though I'm only in two of the scenes

Kate Mulgrew is such a boss.

As a veteran, I genuinely hate the 4th of July. It's a fucking nightmare. My neighborhood becomes a mock war zone but my nervous system can't tell it's fake.

I've only been gone from Atlanta for three days and I've had to turn down two jobs AND I'm seeing articles about the show I just wrapped wrapping. UUUUUFFFFFHHHHHHHGGGHHJJJHHJHHHH

Can someone explain how this isn't fraud? Robinhood has no equity in OpenAI to tokenize. Yet they've advertised as if they're selling equity. And it's 100% false. Seems like fraud to me. share.google/UQMKSmN2Pq0v...

The next Democratic campaign needs to be "I'll repeal everything Trump has ever done."

Considering the void. Now that my career, hobbies, connections, and autonomy have been snatched away it's hard to see wtf the point of waking up is.

This is how it should work. It is ABSURD the number of shows/movies I've worked where the actor I'm with is making $10k/day while I'm lucky to break $1k a pay period. All actors on cast should be paid the same flat rate. $40k/episode seems fair. share.google/W2RNllyI1GS7...

Looking to make a snappy point? Be careful! Blue MAGAts will see it as an opportunity to engage in a circular firing squad rather than elevate the point to assist narrative building. Blue MAGAts are not as easy to spot as Red MAGAts but they're every bit as stupid and dangerous.

This is hilarious 😂

I had to throw away my stand-in chair :( That chair has sat on the set of dozens of films and tv series... And now it's in a landfill. Hard to believe that's what happens to all of us one day

The irony of my life is my job has put me on a first name basis with virtually every A lost actor you can name but I have 0 friends to whom I can backdoor brag about it

That's a wrap on Michael Dorman and Joe Second Team

As soon as this show wraps, I'm making a tell all tik tok about what an rude, entitled, elitist a certain author/showrunner is.

Watching the Democratic establishment's reaction to Mamdani and their efforts to destroy him instead of supporting the exact kind of energy we need in politics is throwing a spotlight on exactly why this party is a dead end.